‘You shouldn’t adopt a dog if you're working 8+ hour shifts': Dog mom ignites controversy after posting a video of the destruction her puppy caused while she was at work

Raising a puppy is hard work, anybody who has ever done it know that is a guarantee. That's why it is important to make sure you are ready to dedicate yourself to a creature like that. How much should you dedicate is what's up for debate in one woman's comment section. She simply took to her social media as an outlet to let out her anger after finding her home completely destroyed by her puppy. She had left him created while she was at work, but he escaped. Now, the comment section is deep in debate about whether you should even adopt a dog if you work an 8-hour shift…

40+ People who shared their wildest, most WTF confessions anonymously

Would you confess your deepest, darkest, or most embarrassing secret if you knew you could do so anonymously? That's the idea behind Fesshole, a British Twitter page where people can submit their closest kept secrets without risk of anyone finding out. There are some absolutely insane confessions here - and we've picked 40+ of the wildest ones to give you a peek into these strangers' lives. Who knows, maybe you've even done some of these things yourself! 

Scroll down to lay eyes on these secrety secrets, then check out these pets who got the worst haircuts ever and are pretty confused about it. 

The 20 Worst Songs to Play at a Funeral

This one is for anyone with a dark sense of humor. When you go to a funeral, you're probably expecting that the music will be tasteful, classy, and respectful. You're probably not expecting to hear bangers like "Stayin' Alive" and "Since U Been Gone." Well, that's what the brilliant minds on Reddit were able to come up with when they were asked what the worst possible song to play at a funeral would be. If you're like me, and you have the occasional giggle when it comes to morbid comedy, keep scrolling below to check out this list. You might as well start making your playlist for your own funeral right now, using these exact songs. Honestly, I might. Does anyone else want their funeral to be a party? I mean, that's how you get remembered, am I right? For more Ask Reddit compilations, check out this list of the craziest baby names.

25 Absurd memes from the weird side of the internet

The internet gets weirder and weirder by the day, as memes get created and then transformed by endless memers. It's a fantastic time to be online if you love absurdity! Here is a collection of 25+ memes that will stop you in your tracks with their oddities - from an Elmo rocking vampire fangs to a photo full of completely unidentifiable objects. 

After that, check out this tale of one first date gone wrong, after one person demanded their money back for a coffee date and got totally roasted. 

Cheating coworker gets caught, dumped, and deported as a result of his actions

Getting caught cheating certainly has consequences, but I hadn't heard of these ones before. That's right: this guy was cheating on his girlfriend - who he was hoping to marry - with a coworker before his friend (also a coworker) told the truth, and now the cheater may have to leave the country because of it.

 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/pettyrevenge subreddit by u/Appropriate_Nose_455, who may be feeling a bit guilty after ratting out this guy. However, it seems like the Redditor wasn't fully aware of his immigration status, and if that status was as heavily reliant on this future marriage as the post suggests, then this guy had more reasons not to cheat than the average cheater. And yet…he did it anyway. Oh well. It's not like this country has a shortage of cheaters anyway.

 

Keep scrolling below to see some of the absolutely savage comments people made. For more, check out this list of the dumbest breakup anecdotes.

'This is why I hate working EDM shows': Bouncer has to wrestle a man who aggressively flipped a table full of drinks over for the dumbest reason

When a casual night at work usually ends up with you having to wrestle somebody and getting several shots poured on you, you're obviously going to have a lot of crazy stories to share. That's the case with a bouncer who takes to her TikTok to recall some of the most annoying nights she's had to work as a bouncer at a club. Most recently she shares the story of how she had to kick out a man for so many reasons. First of all, he was inappropriately bothering a woman. He was pretty obviously on something more than just a few drinks. Then the guy aggressively flips over a table full of drinks out of nowhere. She's trying to get this guy out of the club ASAP, but he's resisting. He's holding onto the railing of the stairs, causing a scene. The bouncer then loses her footing and drops him and he goes tumbling down. When he stands back up, he tries to swing, but misses. There are multiple bouncers now and things are just getting crazier and crazier. 

Insane guy purchases entire house without his real estate agent wife's knowledge, wonders if he's wrong

When you're in a committed long-term relationship, it's always advisable to make large, life-changing decisions as a team: This is something we would expect would go without needing to be said. Alas, wherever there are people making decisions, there is always going to be one person making one so utterly stupid you might not have even considered it to be an option in the first place. 

Take this idiot husband, for example; he thought it would be a clever idea to purchase a house without his real estate agent partner's input. The woman owns a real estate business, for god's sake. Didn't you think that she might have just a little bit more insight into the ideal house-purchasing process than you? 

This guy is a classic example of being perched atop Mt. Stupid of the Dunning–Kruger effect, surveying his surroundings and passing decisions on things that he knows so little about that he's totally ignorant to how little he knows.

Keep reading for this glorious tale of stupidity. For more, check out this immature husband who got his wife uninvited from her family's Christmas gathering after he pitched a fit about not getting his own invitation. 

'What's more goth than having your pawpaw burried in the backyard?': Hillbilly woman proves that southern girls are more goth and punk than any city slicker

Is it a bit redundant to call her yallternative? Recently, with everyone's obsession with the 90's paired with everyone being clinically depressed, there has been a huge rise in people who consider themselves emo, goth, punk, or simply just 'alternative'. Black eyeliner, dark hair, and a permanent scowl on your face have become more fashionable than ever and goth-ish girls everywhere are thriving. 

'When Katie finds this out she kinda loses it': Bi woman accused by best friend's jealous girlfriend of trying to steal him away

You know what they say about when you assume...

 

This Redditor opened up about her experiences as a bisexual woman and how it may have had something to do with her best friend's recent breakup. This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit, and let's just say that the original poster did nothing wrong. Let's get that out of the way first. It was her male friend's jealous GF who made assumptions that she only dated women and who absolutely lost it when she learned otherwise. As one person wisely said in the comments section, that woman's jealousy destroyed the relationship, not anything Redditor said or didn't say. We also want to give a shoutout to the Redditor's bestie, who dumped his girlfriend immediately after she made insensitive remarks. Good on you, dude!

 

Keep scrolling below for the full story. For more relationship drama, check out this post about an awkward family vacation involving wealthy in-laws.