Oh you know, just trying to offset the mind-numbing nature of a Tuesday afternoon/evening with a pleasing stream of tweets and pics from the comedically gifted. Keep trucking on work-weary soldiers, you'll make it through the grind just yet. Hump day lurks promising on the horizon...
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You guys seemed to love the first round of brutal social media knockouts (see here), so we're back at it again with another ruthless helping for your enjoyment.
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This one has FAIL written all over it: not only would the terribly ineffective AI seemingly refuse to let the poor guy 'talk to a person'; but it never once, met a question with the appropriate response. Maybe the virtual agent in question simply discovered trolling.
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The clever Andrew Bridgman over at College Humor has reimagined the previous two episodes of Game of Thrones as text message conversations between the characters, and it's gold.
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The old maps showing a 'questionable' placement of Outback Steakhouse establishments originated from a 2012 meme, which was seemingly shoved under the table or suppressed by someone powerful till now....
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As far as being an idiot who is unbelievably de-attached from reality and the way the world works, and I don't know general human decency.....this dude with an unreal knack for not being able to text like a mouth-breathing manchild, successfully crowned himself king of stupidity. If you can make it past the ridiculous abbreviations and misspellings in his actual texts, you'll be quick to see this is nothing short of an epic attempt at validating blatant cheating. I guess you could say he gets an A+ for thinking outside the box though. All in all, Bella really dodged a bullet on this one.
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Keep your day going with this hearty dosing of hilarity.
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Yesterday, the young and talented actress Madison Iseman who stars on the CMT show -- "Still the King" -- shared a series of unnervingly creepy texts she'd been bombarded with by, from a random guy (adept at ruining one's personal space) she met. You've almost (almooost) gotta hand it to creeper dude for his display of blind persistence in the face of undeniably disinterested radio silence. But obviously, the real MVP here's Iseman for swapping that contact info out for "God" to shed some humorous light on the shituation.
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These people give utterly zero f**ks about the standards of the rest of the world.
Warning. This one is very NSFW.
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Sometimes you just know when somebody is the one... But we're not entirely sure that's the case in this situation. There are too many tattoo FAILs on the internet that indicate otherwise.
In this particular case there are multiple levels to the stupidity at play.
If you absolutely HAVE to get a tattoo of your girlfriend's name for some reason why the HELL would you get it on your neck? Literally the only place worse than that is if you put it smack dab in the middle of your face. If you really feel compelled to ink your future ex's name, put it on a butt cheek or somewhere else that will seldom see the light of day.
IF for some reason you decide that your neck is IN FACT the place where you want this eyesore to be just make sure that it's not too big...
Unfortunately it's too late for this guy...
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When Ben Velzian was making preparations for a first date, he went so far as to arrange a damn Powerpoint of ideas; and proceeded to get blocked....on Whatsapp (uhhh that's a thing?). The sentiment of putting together a Powerpoint to show how invested you are in first date definitely packs some strong merit, but also, like dude; it was hard enough willing oneself to assemble a Powerpoint when it was required in school. Talk about outdoing yourself. Maybe he put too much effort in there.
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A comprehensive list of the things that you shouldn't do during intimate moments.
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Ah, the good 'ol hero we deserve, but really don't want.
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Richard Batey is the artist behind this spontaneously hilarious tattoo creation. The newly tatted trucker in question, Kenny Ollerenshaw said that his tattoo is "the first of its kind in the world", and went on to say:
"I have a good mechanical understanding from working in the car industry When Kenny came in he was up for having this done as a chest piece. The result is just the start. There's a long way to go.
It has 1.1 million views and 2million likes on Facebook – and it isn't even finished yet. It's what I'd call an interactive tattoo and it's more of a shocker than anything else. It's got the ability to make an entire room of people smile and laugh and get them talking."
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