Monday, January 19, 2015

The Seattle Seahawks Compared Their Post-Season Struggle With That of the Civil Rights Act. That Should Work Out Well.




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The tweet was hastily removed, but as we know nothing ever truly "leaves" the internet. You'd think with Seattle's rebranding efforts and their adamant use of Dr. King's image everywhere they would know better. But hey, all about that (civil disobedience) action, boss.




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Note for Car Wash Customers: Apply the Brakes, Not the Gas

Never Trust a Taco Bell Food Baby

Wrong Battle, Wrong War

Some PDA Advice




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What Work Feels Like Sometimes

Worse Than Mixing Stripes With Plaids?

Mom Sends Invoice to Birthday Party No-Show




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Remember when you were a kid and had to visit grandparents instead of going to that fancy ski and snowboard birthday party you'd already RSVPd yes to? (Me neither, but let's pretend our friends were that rich.) Maybe you weren't even able to warn your friend in advance, and they're out the 25 dollar per-head fee. Things happen, right? You'll just explain yourself at the next PTA meeting...unless the mom of the birthday kid is like Julie Lawrence, who wrote up an invoice and sent it to the family of no-show Alex Nash. Something tells me they don't have any more playdates scheduled.

(h/t The Guardian)




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The Best Way to Look for Sarah Connor

"American Sniper" is Nominated for a Best Picture Oscar, but Clearly That Wasn't Because of its Fake Baby Prop








Take a close look at that "baby." Look at Bradley Cooper's thumb as he holds that "baby." Try to imagine how and why this kind of thing can exist on film in the year 2015.




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A French News Company Visits Fox News' "No-Go Zones" and Tears Them a New One








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My Anaconda Don't Want None Unless You Got the Blood of the Innocent

It Turns Out Snowmobiles Can Totally Ski on the Water!








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All These People Only Had One Job, and They Couldn't Even do It








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An Incredible Haiku








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Who Needs Toys When You Have Chicken Feet?

The State of the Union Drinking Game!




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It's time to get sloshed on politics!




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Do You Have a Coworker Like This?

An Honest Hat




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Beyonce Is a Traitor




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Your Childhood Would Have Been Way Better With the "Cereal Killer Cafe"

And it Was Good




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Mesmerizing Footage of Lava Dripping into the Ocean

This Five-Year-Old Solves a Circuit Better Than Many Physics Students








Cute trick, kid.




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Sometimes You've Got to Practice








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"Squirrel Handling" Wasn't in the Job Description

One More Reason to Live in Japan

Proper Grammar Is Important




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Anything But a Juice Cleanse!

A Desktop Rube Goldberg

At Work, Nap Where You Can




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