Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Shamelessly Honest Dad Tells Cops Why He Was Speeding Home Like A Madman


Honest dad tells cops why he was speeding home, and his reasoning is ridiculous.

At least he told the truth?...

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11 Brutal Roasts That Left Their Targets Burned


Brutal Roasts That Left Their Targets Burned

Get out the burn cream for another round of roasts! 

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Tagged: trolling , roast , funny

Parents Share The Funniest White Lies They've Told Their Kids


Parents share the funniest white lies they've ever told their children.

These crafty parents and their string of clever lies almost seem morally acceptable. Dishonesty's never ideal, but for a lot of these, it'd seem the parents are trying to pass these off to help their children grow up. Whether it's tinkering with that kitchen clock to get the kids to bed earlier, or providing emotional support through dropping some knowledge about 'pet heaven': these really aren't that bad!

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10 of the Most INSANE NSFW Things People Have Witnessed at Parties


the Most INSANE NSFW Things People Have Witnessed at Parties

These insane and depraved moments can only occur at the most insane of parties. 

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Hungover Teen Goes Out For Bread and Somehow Ends Up at a Job Interview


Hungover Teen Goes Out For Bread and Somehow Ends Up at a Job Interview

Sometimes adventure strikes when you least expect it. 

This teen in Lidl went out for bread and accepted a ride from a stranger when she offered to take him home. Before he knew it he was being taken to a job interview at an old folks home. 

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This Video Of NFL Season Ticket Holder Burning His Tickets Has People In A Frenzy


Fans are busy burning their NFL season tickets in an effort to fight back against various NFL players that are kneeling during the national anthem. 

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Dude Makes Hilarious Mistake, Gets Same Tattoo As His Dog Before Finding Out Its Meaning


Guy gets same tattoo as his dog without checking its meaning, and hilariousness ensues.

As ridiculous as this is, it's kind of sweet...Either way this dude just learned his lesson the hard way. Maybe, just maybe, check that tattoo meaning the next time before you go assuming the worst, and try to make a morally righteous, misguided decision. 

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Jimmy Kimmel's Mean Tweets Returns And Gal Gadot Can't Handle It


Jimmy Kimmel never fails to call upon the most creatively-inspired, insult-spewing pack of Twitter trolls when he whips out this sporadic series. These are usually absolutely ruthless, and always massively entertaining. 

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19 Ridiculous Things People Have Called Objects When They Couldn't Remember Their Names


Ridiculous Things People Have Called Objects When They Couldn't Remember Their Names

Ever had one of those moments when you couldn't quite get the name of something off of the tip of your tongue? 

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Nervous Cop Pulls Gun On Private Investigator And He Handles It Perfectly


And his finger's on the damn trigger the whole time....WTF.

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Tagged: cops , ridiculous , Video , stupid

Desperate Guy Offers Woman His Credit Card To Buy Anything She Wants, Hilarious Text Exchange Follows


Desperate guy offers a woman his credit card to buy anything she wants, and hilarious conversation follows after her purchase.

If he was already helplessly head over heels for her, now he's really screwed over. She jumped on that golden opportunity, and absolutely made the best purchase possible. 

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Oklahoma QB Brutally Facepalms Mia Khalifa's Thirsty Flirting On Twitter


Oklahoma QB shuts down Mia Khalifa after she tries to flirt with him on Twitter.

Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield wasn't having any of Mia Khalifa's shamelessly straightforward attempts to stir up some flirtacious Twitter banter the other day. She went for it, and he stonewalled her ridiculous little move, beautifully. 

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Running On A Treadmill Is HARD, Guys!

You're Not Doing It Right, Bro