Please judge all of these books by their covers, it's more fun that way. While we're not exactly sure what's in some of these, we can be pretty sure the Furby Trainer's Guide or Understanding Horse Psychology are things that we don't exactly see as page-turners. For more funny books, here are some weird and specific how-to books.
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For some people the path to solving a seemingly simple math problem can be all kinds of complicated. It's funny how difficult we make it for ourselves to crunch them numbers, but sometimes that's the only way.
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Mia Khalifa comes out swinging after being introduced as a former porn star, by this unsuspecting radio show host. The cringe is maxed out in this clip.
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Woman pushes priest off stage after he says 'Fat women can't go to heaven'https://t.co/uN43bwyUs7 pic.twitter.com/nrRpoPz51D
— Yeni Şafak English (@yenisafakEN) July 16, 2019
This woman wasn't having any of what the priest was saying. Ouch.
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These would have been classic fails if not for a healthy amount of luck. It's uncommon that two wrongs can make a right, but if you manage to fail a fail the right way, you can turn that baby into a win. It's like a win but with some extra suspense. Here's to the fails that landed on their feet.
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Well, in case you really loved the gender swap filter that hit the internet a while ago, you can use Face App to get a peek into the future. Some celebrities on twitter did the thing, and other people on twitter shared their fears that all of our faces are just going into some database that's designed to steal our privacy.
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Sometimes your expectations just lose to the reality of the situation. Is it us getting swept up in our own hopes and dreams, blinded by an optimistic outlook, or are we victims of lies being told? You be the judge.
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You're a busy person. Cut the fat out all your scary stories. All you need is two sentences to send a rush of chills down your spine. r/twosentencehorror combines succinctness and scariness in a fun, set-up punchline style. Anyway, here are 40 sentences of highly condensed spookiness.
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This guy in England was set to meet a woman at a place called Rum Kitchen, in London, when suddenly she went on to reveal her true, racist self. Sounds like he really dodged a bullet on this one.
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All great stuff here from Reddit's life pro tips section. Things like always assuming that when you're on hold that the other person can hear you, might keep you out of some very avoidable, and uncomfortable situations. They say that we gain experience through living, but some of us need that hard-earned wisdom or common sense more than others.
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Some of these misplaced mannequins are guaranteed to spike your anxiety. They look like they're better suited for a horror movie.
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People can be very particular, selfish creatures. Sometimes we think we'll be good with someone before realizing that our other quirks will get on their nerves so terribly that they never want to see us again. Some reasons are overly petty, some malicious, and some outright bizarre. Some people outright try to screw over their Ex. Lawyers, legal assistants and other people have collected some real weird reasons some folks had to get a divorce.
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If you find yourself mistakenly added to a group text between soccer moms, your best course of action is to trigger them to no end by saying that your "imaginary" kid is the best. There's no coming back from tossing that kind of shade. And a beautiful touch with the halftime snacks comment.
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This Tumblr user shares one hilarious story about his experience as a kid, ordering up "First Wives Club 2" on pay-per-view without knowing that it was in fact adult entertainment. The ensuing tense dinner table conversation between his stubborn self and family members over who could've bought such a dirty movie is absolutely hilarious.
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We've got a spicy dump of u/scruntfuttock's most brutal roasts. The victims never stood a chance with the razor-sharp insult game of this Reddit roast master. If all these roasts left you wanting more, you've got to see these 23 severely brutal roasts that destroyed their targets.
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One of the latest viral memes to hit the internet centers on a "what you say when you feel like this" scenario with one's therapist. The resulting tweets might hit close to home on some level. They're pretty much just calling out people's various coping mechanisms.
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Mark sounds like an insecure case of serious red flags. He's asking his girlfriend in this situation to just "unlove" all of her past boyfriends. Not only is that a bit extra, but very strange phrasing. Sounds like this relationship's going to need some serious growth and boundary work if it's going to go anywhere.
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Sometimes you watch a movie and it ends, and you're just left sitting there wondering, "what in the flying f**k did I just watch?" These 39 movies messed with people's heads in all the wrong (or right?) ways. They were full of twists or seemed to lack sense and logic altogether. A true trip of a cinematic experience, if you will.
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