Sunday, November 1, 2020

Tumblr Thread: Humans Doing Cool Space Things


Tumblr did some research on the fastest manmade object. By the sound of it this manhole cover was launched into space with such monstrous force that it could've punched a hole through a planet. Maybe the aliens will touch base some day in the future, and ask us why we went and did something like that. 

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Text - REI i tilthat TIL, the unconfirmed record for fastest moving manmade object is a manhole cover propelled by a nuclear detonation. A high-speed camera trained on the lid caught only one frame of it moving upward before it vanished-which means it was moving about 125,000 miles per hour via reddit.com

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Text - kaleighbytheway I'm reblogging myself because I read the source. The lead scientist involved theorized that it was going fast enough that A) it would not have burnt up in our atmosphere, and B) it would not have been caught in Earth's or- bit. Essentially meaning, the first man made object launched into space was a manhole cover that's still traveling the cosmic abyss.

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Text - theboringprincess YEET kinkstertime Earth escape velocity is just under 7,000 miles per hour. This was traveling almost 18 times that speed. That thing is definitely out in space. And not just in orbit about earth either, it's fuckin *gone* gone!

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Text - kinkstertime Wait I did more research!!! From the earth's surface the escape velocity from the entire fuckin solar system is under 30,000 miles per hour. Bout one quater of the speed that thing was going. I can't believe the first, and fastest, interstellar message we sent was the equivalent of queezing the lid off a pringles tube at your friend.

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Text - ripleyandweeds SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY ...

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Text - teaboot The level of absurdity equal to that of a Douglas Adams novel I theonetruegemini Aliens declare war on earth after a manhole cover punches a fucking hole in their planet

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Pettiest Things Adults Did To Kids


Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the pettiest things that adults did to kids. You better not get any dang ideas. And if you do just remember that there will be a spiteful little cretin full of devilish persuasion ready to act on your antics. 

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Text - bgzkinsella • 3h 3 1 Award In cub scouts, we were doing the pinewood derby. I worked really hard on my car, (my dad helped, of course). I had already won the first 3 rounds, and before the final round, one of the dads of the of the other kids picked up my car to hand it to me. It "slipped" out of his hand, and broke the wheels when it hit the floor. I'm convinced it was not an accident, and he was sabotaging my car so his kid would win. This was over 30 years ago, and l'm still salty abou

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Text - DingDongDutchie • 3h My swimming teacher removed my inflatable armbands while swimming in a deep part of the pool because I was not paying enough attention out of excitement. Reply 581 ...

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Text - MikeErk67 • 3h We were almost out of ice cream, I made myself the last bowl. I came into the living room to eat it and my dad took it and ate it all because I didn't offer him any. I was about 8. I'm 41 and I still hide while eating bowls of ice cream. Reply 375 ...

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Text - Greenfireflygirl • 2h My grade 2 science teacher taught us that there is no food we eat that doesn't come from plants. He gave the example of a cow, it eats grass, so it comes from plants. He offered 5 dollars to any one who could find anything that people eat that didn't come from plants and said no one had ever claimed it. We all went home and thought about it. Kids were saying things like marshmallows, ice cream, candy... I put my hand up and answered "salt." He was quiet for a moment

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Text - EmilyAndCat • 3h Grounded me for leaving a hanger on the dryer Then extended it for reading while grounded Then further for sleeping when told I can't read. Shit still pisses me off years later.. Reply 969

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Text - ex-girlscout • 3h I was in middle school at a friend's sleepover. Her parents were very strict, her and her siblings got pulled out of public school to go to a Catholic school (were homeschooled in high school), and they scared the hell out of me. Anyway, it was probably like 11pm at this sleepover, and her mom hesitantly let us watch the Disney movie Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century. I laughed at a part, and even though her parents were awake, they came into the living room to scold me fo

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Text - ashlie_ren 3h 3 1 Award When I was in like 5th grade I didn't put a book cover on my math book. It required cutting up a paper bag something similar (we couldn't really afford the fancy ones) and I just never did it. So my math teacher took away my math book, so I couldn't do homework or follow along in class. Like WTF, who does that to a kid. When my mom found out she went down to the school and RAISED HELL about interfering with my right to an education or something. The school district

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Text - themzy34 • 3h My family had all our belongings stolen while at the beach when I was young. Inside that stuff was my favorite cap, my only cap. I remember I loved that hat and wore it everyday everywhere. At that age I was at that held big time sentimental value. | This woman who was with us at th time started to antagonize me and make fun of me about how upset I was. I was like 6 or 7, because my parents lost more valuable things like a digital camera. Which as an adult I can understand,

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Text - smt503 • 3h When I was like nine or ten, I was rollerblading home from my mom's work, right? And I'm heading down 4th Street, and I find something like 16 dollars on the ground--a ten, a five, and single--just laying there on the sidewalk next to some outdoor seating at a cafe. Being the obnoxiously nice kid that I was, I pick it up and kind up look around, wondering if anybody lost their money. That's when the lady in the weird sweater vest comes around the corner. We make eye contact an

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Text - ManySweaty • 3h 30+ year old man made it a point to walk up to me and call me by a racial slur when I was about 5-8 years old in front of the crosswalk lady. Nobody said shit in response. Reply 418 ...

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Text - x3Nekox3 3h Back when i was 17, i moved to NYC with a friend for three month, to work as an intern. That was my first time living in a dorm full of strangers in a foreign country where i knew the language haphazardly(just started really using what i learned at school) . The day I got there, i was sitting in the kitchen with my friend, just joking and our usual gimmicks. Some tennants show up and were introduced to me. A couple from detroit where also there. I noticed the boyfriend being d

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Text - phonz1851 • 3h This was when I was a teenager but for my eagle scout project, you had to have a proposal and get it through several levels of clearance. My proposal was very good. I was the only person in years to get through the initial level of clearance without having to revise it. Unfortunately at the district level, there was a stick in the mud who believed that he wasn't doing his job unless he rejected every proposal at least once. He rejected mine after an hour and a half of argui

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Text - myops_rock • 3h I had a teacher who despised me and belittled me at every turn. He was a petty tyrant. Years later he was arrested for molesting students. T enjoyed reading about it. Reply 115 ...

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Text - AliCracker • 3h About 8 years old over at a friends house (family was pretty trashy) and friend and I were eating the candy we'd bought and the mom flat out said to me 'you might be skinny now but someday it's going to catch up to you and you'll be super fat just like me' That stuck with me forever Reply 35 ...

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Text - mangoisdope • 3h My father would remover my bedroom door whenever I forgot to turn of the lights in the morning. I needed to earn it back every time. Reply 1 81 ...

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Text - DylonNotNylon • 3h 3 1 Award A teacher in my Catholic grade school was also the mother of one of my classmates. He was kind of a bully, so when I had a birthday party I didn't invite him. She confronted me about it and would go out of her way to make school miserable for me. When my parents brought it up to the administration she denied it. Now, I wasn't actually catholic, just went there because it was a nice school.. so as an actual member of the parish she was believed over me. I ended

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Text - bestbelievelife • 3h My father in-law waited until both of my parents passed away to become a dick. Now he talks bad about me to people and smiles in my face. Only reason I know about it, is because my niece and nephew pulled me to the side and let me know. I hope & pray for my sake that he never needs to move in with us when he gets older, cause that shit ain't happening. But, is that petty of me ? Reply 152 ...

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Text - Bonanza86 • 2h I used to get haircuts at the military barber shop when I was younger every two weeks. I was attended by a barber I had never had before, and I told him how I wanted my cut: low, with fades on each side, and a part on the left side of my head. This barber put the part near the middle of my head, and when I told him that wasn't how I wanted it, he told me verbatim, "That's too bad." I still had to pay him for my haircut, too. I never got a part in my head again, 23 years and

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Text - Orion465 • 3h My swimming teacher promised me a candy bar if I jumped off the board when I couldn't swim and when I did they said they forgot ,but I saw them eating one in the lounge. I was 5 and I was betrayed. Reply 186

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Text - Crunchymemes_v1 • 3h Not being allowed to have any other food during cookouts other than a lukewarm grilled hotdog, or an overdone hamburger. Because apparently everything else is "grownup food". Geez, l'm glad l'm an adult now for small reasons like that Reply 138 ...

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Teacher Given Pink Slip, Chooses Least Qualified Students for School Project


School drama can be strange. While it's probably not advisable to use the mediocre work of students to get back at faculty, this teacher played it cool in an unfair situation. That said, teachers often totally misjudge their students, like these students in this social experiment. In a twist on teacher/student expectations, here's a student who won an art contest to spite their rude teacher.

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance · Posted by u/itsthebman12 19 hours ago O 5 4 3 3 4 Have the students build it... oc M I am a Technology Education teacher who always went above and beyond for my school, students, and administrators. I spent countless hours designing and building things for the school; I.e. signs, murals, wall art, games, etc. I really didn't mind because I enjoy the design challenges that go along with these builds. That was until I received a pink slip. For those of you who are no

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Text - I had a meeting with my assistant superintendent who basically told me that she appreciated all of my hard work but didn't see much value in my program and with budget cuts coming down the pike I would most likely be losing my job. Now it needs to be mentioned that Tech Ed is not like the traditional shop classes of the 70s where students would build bird houses and ash trays. My curriculum focused primarily on STEM with heavily involved hands-on applications. I related otherwise dry mate

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Text - The week following the meeting my principal asked me if I was interested in building some new games for the cafeteria that students could play when they finished eating. Easy table games like mini knock hockey, checker boards, etc. to alleviate student from getting out of control. I explained that I could not complete the project and that was that. Until...the assistant superintendent caught me in the hallway and told me, “just have the students build it". So that is exactly what I did. I

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Text - I thanked the students and asked the assistant superintendent to come on down to my lab because the student projects were done and they were excited to show them off. In she walks and upon seeing the projects looks me dead in the eye. She now has a decision to make, what the hell happened or 2-tell the students to their faces what a great job they did. She opted for choice 2, going on and on about how great everything looks and how proud she was of the students while I had the biggest smi

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Text - I resigned from that school and took a job that paid $12,000 more at a place where I was valued. They ended up keeping the position and begged me to stay on board. I realized resigning was my best option because I could get an early jump on all of the new openings as opposed to being let go at the end of summer which would leave me with the worst schools that could not find a teacher.

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Plumber Accidentally Spawns Lovecraftian Nightmare


Man, just picturing the look of pure terror on whoever saw this Lovecraftian nightmare of a snake in action is enough to get the laughs rolling. They must've been thoroughly convinced that the roadside motel was one of those roadside motels right out of a spooky horror show. Just imagine if some poor soul had been sitting on that toilet. Yikes. 

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Text - Malgayne 19h When my grandfather was young he owned a roadside motel, and my mother used to do work around the motel for the family. The building was old and they had bad pipes, so visits from the plumber were a fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had a clogged toilet after a guest checked out, so they called the plumber to come and clean it out. The plumber came in with his bag of gear and set to work, but the clog was stubborn. After a few tries, he decided he needed

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Text - By now a couple of members of the staff have gathered in the room to try and figure out what the hell got flushed down the toilet that this giant machine couldn't remove. The motor is really straining - you know that sound an electric motor makes when it's working really hard? The whole machine is struggling to pull whatever this is back up through the pipes and into the room. Finally, after an extended wait, the object is slowly dragged, sopping wet, out of the toilet bowl and it's a sho

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Text - While they're discussing this, the room phone rings. The person on the other end is screaming, hysterical, so it takes a few minutes for them to figure out that it's the housekeeper who was cleaning the rooms. After a few moments, they manage to get the story out of her: The snake had missed the clog entirely. Rather than spiraling down into the plumbing where it was intended to go, it had wound its way into the central line, and then back up the pipes in the room next door. It spiraled i

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Entitled Parent Demands Public Artist Make Art for Them


The world has its unfair share of entitled people with demanding boldness. In this case it's a parent who hit up an artist who makes art for the public, just so they could demand special treatment for their kid. It's unclear what kind of reasoning leads someone down the path of thinking this is a normal request, but wow.

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Text - Hey can you put a picture out in front of the Disney resort somewhere on August 7? I'll text you and let you now what time will work. THX Aw l'm glad you like them but I prefer folks find them organically. When I paint them is completely dependent on my work schedule. If you'd like to get two mailed to you, one to keep and one to hide for someone else to find, you can donate to one of the preferred charities listed in my featured story "Get Your Own!" Thank you so much for reaching out an

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Text - I'm not gonna pay for it, I just want my kid to find it, it will be organic l just need to make sure you put it out sometime when we will be there and can run down and grab it. Unfortunately, that defeats the purpose of the project, which is providing random art for unsuspecting individuals to find. I do place clues as soon as the pictures are claimed. You can also donate to one of the preferred charities and send me a receipt, and I'll mail you two and cover the cost of shipping and all.

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Text - You suck. And why would I donate to a black charity? All lives matter. Aaaaaand that's the end of that. Have a nice day. Seen

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Tumblr User Calls Out People's Social Skills, Gets Point Proven Instantly


This quick and entertaining and temporarily extremely confusing Tumblr post showcases the potential implications of younger generations not being able to communicate clearly, because they spend all their time online. We can't tell if they were intentionally spewing nonsense with that one paragraph, or genuinely being the very thing they were condemning. Hard to tell. 

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Text - beesmygod S ztacey Follow AAAAAAAA raptorific Follow I'm genuinely worrying about people whose main source of social development comes like 100% from these incredibly insular and entirely unregulated internet spaces. Like this isn't even a “technology is bad and kids these days don't learn how to talk to one another" post, it's a “basic conflict resolution skills and the practical realities of interacting with human beings are the sort of things you probably shouldn’t learn in an unstruct

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Text - and rude awakening when you finally do have to apply those skills outside the tiny toxic community you cultivated them in and find that they don't transfer well to classroom discussions or dates or job interviews or having a roommate" acaipsychelife Follow yeah i admit this is kinda me... this is one of the themes of us as a society transitioning from the age of pisces to the age of aquarius, Aquarius is very social but could also be the awkward loner, the outcast, the pariah, the maveric

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Text - maybe this is a theme for people with personal planets in the 12th house? maybe the 11th house plays into it cuz that rules the internet. children are being held back from social development because schools are now on Zoom meetings, they'll miss critical markers in learning how to act during whatever age they currently are. i hope schools reopen this upcoming school year, we cannot do this to children! anyone feel free to reblog with your thoughts.

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Text - raptorific Follow See this is a great example of the sort of thing I'm talking about. Clearly, in your social space, all of this is considered a pretty normal and appropriate thing to say to a complete stranger, and not something that reasonably makes everyone who hears it go home and say “papa, today I met someone who made no sense at all and seemed to relish in it" 32,366 notes

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Man Trolls Gift Card Scammer For Hours


You did a beautiful thing, my dude. Keep up the good work. Nothing melts our hearts like seeing a scammer get their comeuppance. 

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Text - 4:44 PM Hello how are you doing? Hey Aunt Christine l'm doing well thank you. How is everyone doing there? You can now call each other and see information like Active Status and when you've read messages. Doing wonderfully great. Hope everything is going on fine with you? Yep can't complain. I'm stationed in San Diego. My wife and kids are back in Va

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Text - Okay. Good to hear. Ahh ok. heeere we go. Can you help me get something from the store Not sure I understand what you mean What do I mean? How can I help Okay. I want a gift card from the store. Ok why not drive down to the grocery store and get one

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Text - Out of stock.walmart or Walgreen. Can you help me get one? Gift card to where? To me Right but a gift card for what store? From Wal-Mart or Walgreen or CVS

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Text - Have you ever purchased anything online before? Why do you ask? I could walk you through getting one online Can't do that, and lI'm currently out of money Oh is everything ok?

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Text - Yes, everything is fine Ok what do you need from me? If you can help get one Gift card. Sure want me to give you a call on the phone? No. Cell phone is off untill I get it fixed at at&t I'm getting it next week. Ok so how would I get you the card?

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Text - In the store. When you get it, just tell me on here And then what? Tell me when you get one Are you going to get it now? Yea how much? What bout $100? Who's the gift card for?

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Text - Me lol Ok and then l'll mail it to your house? Tell me, before you mail it ok Ok Send me your mailing address You getting it right now? Yes

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Text - When you do get it let me know Ok brb Ok How are things with Uncle Mike?

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Text - Ok got it What's your address? Oh Send a picture of it Walmart Gift Card

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Text - Okay. Take the card out and scratch the back Ok let me get something to scratch it with. Did Uncle Mike end up selling his boat? Ok.. no Oh he didn't sell it? Can you ask him if he would be willing to take $4,500 for it? Okay Have you scratch the back card Yes

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Text - Send a picture of it too Ok 1 sec Ok Oh crap. Phone died. Can you give me a second while I charge my phone? Okay be fast bout it That's a bit rude Aunt Christine My bad

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Text - Did Uncle Mike recover from his sexual reassignment surgery? I know he was worried Almost charged Yes he did, he was really worried. 4452 1657567387 Wow that came out really blurry

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Text - Thats not clear Want me to mail it now? You didn't get it all scratched Well if it's scratched you can't use it silly goose Just get all scratched and send a full pics of it ??? Ok I'm trying Ok

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Text - My hand is shaking real bad from the Parkinson's Oh sorry bout that. Yea got it from watching too many back to the future movies Lol I just called the neighbor to come over and take the picture for me.

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Text - Okay. Have you scratch all of it Yea You can try to take a picture of it again Yea I just said the neighbor is coming over and gonna take a picture for me. I'm glad you contacted me though and not anyone else. There are a lot of scammers out there. Wouldn't want anyone to take advantage of my precious angel Ok Ok

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Text - Gonna be about 5 minutes. She is putting on her shoes So what else is new? Ok Ok my friends here He has a working phone but is not tech savvy. Can you walk him through it? Are you still there Aunt Christine? Yes I'm here Have you gotten thr picture of it

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Text - Yes he just took it with his brand new Canon DLSR. This thing is nice Ok tell him to send it your phone then you can now send it to me Ok. I'm really glad I could help. He's going down to RiteAid now.shouldn't be but 10 minutes. Thats too long His he there with you He's getting his shoes on now to go to Rite Aid

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Text - He has to get the picture developed so he can mail it to you Send it me on here Here picture of it, send it on here He has to develop the film silly Ok. Mind if we catch up while we wait? Feel like it's been ages since we last spoke! You why not try and snap again with your phone let see if it will be ok

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Text - Ok one second. I just feel like I never get to talk to you. Ok lol How are things what's new in your life? Good . I'm watching the capital 4th very moving Not sure I know what that is. What channel? most of all channels shows it O awesome

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Text - Neighbor just called. He's on the way back with the photos Snap it like this and send to me with your phone Like what Like thie picture I just sent to you. I didn't receive anything Send it to me again Can I send you a picture of John riding his daddy's motorcycle to see if my pictures are going through?

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Product - Yes Did that come through ok?

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Text - Awesome Yea hasn't he grown up?! I said you try sending picture of the card let's see huh Seems like just yesterday he was ripping off cash from ATM's and bringing estranged Austrian men home

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Finance Officer Cuts Budget, Employees Donate It All to Food Bank


Chad decided to make all the employees situation inconvenient in order to try and save some money, but he ended up costing more money for the company in the end. The employees spoke their mind through charity. For another weird budget story, here's a Karen who used up her entire budget on ugly PowerPoints.

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Text - Posted by u/alxwak 1 day ago * O 11 2710 34 8 Change our expenditure accounts? The food bank will have a feast! oc L This happened about 10 years ago, when I worked for a company doing community nursing. We were provided with company cars and a prepaid card for expenditure (fuel and food). The card had a limit of 400 euros per week, the card resetting to the 400 limit every Monday morning. Despite the 400 euros limit, the usual amount any of us spent each week was around 150 to 200 euros,

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Text - Enter Chad. He was the the financial officer and had some pretty "unique" ideas about changing the finances of the company. One of the ideas he instituted was a change to our prepaid cards. He dropped the limit to 50 euros a day, with the card resetting every day. As you can understand, this was a problem, especially if you consider that a full tank costed 55 euros minimum. If you used the card for fuel, then the rest was paid out of pocket. We couldn't be reimbursed for the money, becaus

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Text - Initially, most coworkers were spending 30 euros on fuel and refueled two or three times a week. But not me. While my malicious compliance tendencies were natural, during my Navy service were honed to perfection by a couple of Master Chiefs. So, enter Malicious Compliance. I decided to spent each day 20 euros for fuel (somedays less), pay for my own coffee out of pocket and spend the rest at lunch. I used to patron a grill and bbq place that had a catering side. They also volunteered for

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Text - I started rising at least 90 euros a week for the food bank. I hit the limit every day, costing the company 250 euros a week (from 150). Chad was furious. He was trying to save money and I was costing him more. He asked me to explain my expenses. Food and fuel. He asked for receipts. I provided them (the receipt said food, nothing else). He finally said I should eat cheaper. I told him the company couldn't force not to eat whatever I wanted. After that meeting, a couple of coworkers saw m

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Text - The Aftermath: This went on for two months. Chad was livid, because now he was loosing even more money. The solution came unexpectedly. Unbeknownst to all of us, the owner the company was a major contributor to the food bank. He knew about the restaurant helping out and had seen the richer buffets. He asked the owner of the restaurant about and he said a few nurses had started coming, raising the tab (at that point 600 euros minimum). The owner put two and two together.

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Text - I was called in for a meeting with the owner. I was anxious, because I didn't know what it was about. When I got there, Chad was there also. During the meeting, Chad explained how he was losing money, but he couldn't do anything about it. I explained what our grievance was and how we took advantage of it. Chad replied we shouldn't game the system for something SO stupid as a food bank. The owner stopped the meeting right there. He reinstated the old system for expenditure. He reprimanded

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Text - The final result was getting our old system back (which we didn't abuse), a weekly donation to the food bank and a major Easter Sunday BBQ for the food bank sponsored by the company. Chad lasted only another three months, because his penny saving ways dropped the quality of care we could provide. I stayed with the company until it was sold to new owners who were more like Chad. But that's a story for another subreddit.

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Tinder Pickup Lines That Had Zero Shame


We can always count on Tinder for the cheesy pickup lines, the spicy wordplay, and the bold and unfiltered banter. It's a place where the world's hopeless romantics and spicy silvertongues collide to exchange pleasantries, or get in genuine verbal squabbles. Sometimes though, all the odds are defied, and people somehow end up walking away from the "successfully paired right swipe" with an actual date set up. 

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Text - It is a guarantee that I will analyze every situation and conversation and correct you when you are wrong factually, morally & otherwise You will make errors and I will notify you. If you find that bothersome I understand Im just doing my do diligence for who I am prepare you mentally Кay Due* diligence Sent pe a message Send GIF

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Text - Yesterday, 09:13 Thanks Today, 08:52 When did you get in to pottery? 8 years ago That's awesome how long have you had a studio 2 years How has it been during the shut down?

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Text - Canceled for some of it Back open now? Yes That's good :) so what's your favorite thing to make? Mugs. Today, 21:49 Do they hold coffee well? Well yeah Excellent, because I definitely need some after this conversation E Stitch It!

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Text - Hmm that's debatable Tue, Sep 24 10:56PM Alright, what do you think is good? Thu, Sep 26 12:57AM Maybe 2-3 days? Sat, Sep 28 1:27PM Perhaps 4-6 days? Wed, Oct 2 4:34AM It's gotta be 7-10 days.

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Text - Which I highly disagree with. And if that's what you find to be appropriate, this isn't going to work out. Wed, Nov 27 11:30PM 9 weeks, wow. Thats nuts! Fri, Feb 14 3:46PM Almost 5 months. That's like a deployment. Thu, Sep 24 4:40AM A whole year. That's an awful long time to reply. And to think that 24 hours was debatable. I'm beginning to think you were never going to respond at all.

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Text - Thursday 6:34 AM Hey love Thursday 8:55 AM Нeyo Thursday 9:34 AM Sorry this is upfront but my electric bill is due today could You please help me out if not it's fine maybe we can stilll chat Today 3:02 AM I got my own bills. Grow up lol Sent

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Product - A Sports * Sent it's in the game ilove you E.

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Text - ll 3 07:45 Wen YOU MATCHED WITH WEN ON 2020-03-13. Now we just need to establish the where Sent Type a message.. Send

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Text - ull Verizon 7:43 PM 10% Makenna YOU MATCHED WITH MAKENNA ON 10/9/20 I'm not gonna lie l'm not a fan of your bio bro now PLAYING: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) II > 2:18 / 3:56 Sent

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Text - Okay lol are you italian Yes yes I am Today, 6:47 PM I can speak italian Show me lol mario luigi grazie pasta gelato Sent Blocked Send a message Send

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Text - E Yesterday Hey Today Hello there do like pineapple on pizza? Absolutely not. Those 2 do not belong together I am hoping that you dont like it either I DO НАНА P Report Now I know why you right swiped on me You have no taste Delivered

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Text - ll GCI ? 10:08 AM 177% Jen YOU MATCHED WITH JEN ON 4/10/20 hi jen i'm ben Friday 11:12 AM hi ben i'm jen Yesterday 12:14 PM nice to meet you jen. do you wanna be my fren? Sent Yesterday 6:00 PM i'd love to be your fren ben. you seem like a solid ten

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Text - Izzy CanI get bizzy with izzy Today 6:20 pm Busy* Can I get busy with iusy Your not good with spelling You're* Sent Type a message . Send GIF Yeah I'm [ ] {} # % + ED

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Text - YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/28/19 How much does a polar bear weigh? Yesterday 9:55 AM Enough to break the ice You'd think that but no, polar bears live on ice, that'd be pretty fucking dumb if they fell through it all the time.

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Text - Lauren Yesterday How's your evening? It's a must have on my checklist to have a job a house and a car and it's a must that you be 6ft + P Report Today Hello. I meet all of those requirements. It's a must on my checklist that you have 9 months of cash reserves in case of an emergency, a debt/income ratio of less than 30%, and put at least 20% of your income into tax advantaged retirement account. I also require C-cups or bigger.

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Text - You know, the more Y's somebody has in their "heyy", the more interested they are in you With that being said, heyyyy Sent May 31, 2016, 8:38 PM Не

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Text - mils @camiler_h can u imagine how packed trails would be if everyone on tinder who said they liked hiking actually did it

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Text - What's your major? Today 7:49 PM How bout a more unique question. Which vegetable gives you the most anxiety Today 8:26 PM Kiwis! Bad experience w one as a kid That's a fucking fruit Sent

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Text - DU MATCHEDE MED I 1 D. 30/12/2018 Are you a bot or real? You're almost too pretty Sendt I ノ Would a bot send you that ?

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Text - Katie Today 09:04 What convinced you to swipe right, Katie? Today 09:50 Desperation You?

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