Thursday, November 17, 2022

The White House is Beefing With Taylor Swift, Bragging That Their Student Debt Relief Website is Way Better Than Her Ticketmaster Presale


The one time a government website is better than private sector…

29 Stupendous Starter Packs to Start Your Sorry Day With


Some people have just got way too much time on their hands, and thank the gods for that. Sifting through all these Starterpacks has restored our general faith in humanity's ability to be innovative, creative, and consistent. Seriously… respect. Some people just pull 'em off in a way that does the subject justice. If you've been scouring the internet (more specifically Reddit) for a while now, you'll know of the subreddit that exists for the sole purpose of creating Startpacks. There were a few that were so wild that we were slightly surprised weren't reported, but hey – free speech, right? 

 

There's a little something here for everyone. Quick spoiler – if you're a Midwestern dude or babe, you're gonna find quite a few you'll relate to. Heck, if you're over the age of 30 you'll most likely relate to most of them. There were a few that made us feel personally attacked. Scroll down to judge people's impeccable skills, or just sift through for a good relatable laugh. If you wanna check out some pics that prove that expectation doesn't always necessarily line up with reality, click here.

'What am I supposed to do with all these pies?': Horrible manager gives unclear baking instructions, now everyone takes home free pies


Sometimes, malicious compliance can have delicious results! This thread, which was posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit by u/Ok-Fishing-6604, represents another story in which a horrible boss flipped out as a result of her own poor leadership.

 

A few Thanksgivings ago, the Redditor was a college student working at a grocery store. She stayed behind and worked late one night at her manager's request to handle all the upcoming pie orders. The problem was that when the original poster asked her manager exactly how many to bake, the boss rolled her eyes and made some obnoxious comment about how the Redditor should just keep baking until she showed up. And if that's not a recipe for malicious compliance, I don't know what is! At the end of the day, 400 pies were baked (there were only 100 orders as it turns out), and the Redditor couldn't get in any real trouble because, well, she was just doing what she had been told to do. The bonus was that all her coworkers got to take home extra pies for the holidays. Like I said, sometimes malicious compliance can have delicious results

 

Keep scrolling below for the full story, and for more stories like this, take a look at this post about an apartment manager's ridiculous request.

'Too late, I already cheated': 20+ Top Tinder moments and fails from the wild world of online dating


It's a harsh and wild world out there… When you brave out into the wilderness that is the online dating lifestyle — you never know what you're going to find. There are so many people out there that haven't the slightest idea what they actually want or who they themselves even are that it's hard to imagine them ever finding a successful match. It's often said that in order to find someone, you need to focus and work on yourself first. All too many people see this as validation of their own narcissism when the point was actually self-discovery. 

Keep reading for this week's collection of trending Tinder moments and fails from the arena of the wider web. For more, check out the previous entry of this series. 

"We would not allow someone with your arrogance to join our company": Job recruiters who made these job-seekers facepalm


Trying to find a new job can be an enlightening experience, to say the least. These job-seekers discovered that first-hand when they tried to apply for jobs and got some odd results. Keep reading below to see how these worst-of-the-worst job recruiters failed at their jobs

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'Expect them to turn up uninvited': Entitled nightmare couple tries to take control of couple's bachelor party, get big surprise instead


One entitled couple got a rude awakening as they tried to help plan a hen and stag party. As the OP details in this fascinating story from r/weddingshaming, there's one couple in his friend group who are a bit pushy and just show up at every single friend event…even when their presence is not wanted. 

When some of the group's friends began planning their upcoming nuptials, the nightmare couple continue to show up to the events. But then they finally take things a step too far when they demanded the perfect hen and stag party (bachelor and bachelorette party) for themselves, not caring what the bride and groom might think. If their strict demands weren't met, they wouldn't show up to the wedding. But then things took a turn…read the full story below! 

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