Friday, July 24, 2020

Scambaiter Gains Access To Scammer's Computer, Steals Thousands From Them


Nothing warms our hearts like a scammer getting what was coming to them. 

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Cat Says "We're Going" On The Way To The Vet


Cats can probably talk, they just choose not to. 

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Tagged: Cats , funny , Video , animals

Tumblr Thread: Cultural Stereotypes Inspire Hilarious Recipes


This gem of a thread from Tumblr uses various cultural stereotypes to imagine hilariously accurate recipes. The American one might've missed the mark a little bit cause they forgot the spice packet. 

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Text - thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

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Text - altonzm french recipes: if you're not making this in paris then what's the point. fuck you italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

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Text - memesandshipsgalore Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl

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Face - piedude Irish recipes: РО TA ТOES BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM INA STEW

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Text - dixon-arrows Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

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Text - onceuponamirror ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.

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Text - prokopetz Ukrainian recipes: It needs more garlic. No, more than that. More. More.

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Text - svynakee chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.

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Text - jumpingjacktrash internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister's third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

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Text - orriculum English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that's it enjoy

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White - carbonpressure Dutch recipes: fry it. 474,038 notes

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Text - valor-arcana Irish recipes: just dump a bunch of potatoes and meat in it, then cook at 350° for 20 minutes

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Text - coto524 Welsh recipes: you ought to make it with this obscure type of cheese which doesn't exist any more but you can replace it with this other obscure type of cheese from the other side of the country

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Text - digitalfare Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn't quite right. I don't know what to tell you.

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Dude Accidentally Free Climbs A Mountain


Now this is not the kind of mistake you want to find yourself making. Can't imagine what was going through their heads when they looked down and realized there was going to be no easy way to descend. 

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Classic Facepalm Moments of Brainlessness


No human is immune to error, but there are definitely some of us that are prone to making more. Just when you think people as a whole might be getting smarter, you're hit directly with facepalm moments from the dimmest bulbs. If human error were trees, facepalm moments are your very own log cabin.

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Nose - AJ @ajcuckaroll I just realized ATLANTA is spelled the same forward and backwards 0:01 THOMAS J. LIVE @ThomasJ_ Maybe they do need to reopen the schools. O

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Product - my grandma knitted these "handle huggers" and wants me to help sell them on the internet

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Text - humoristics A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she'll never find a boyfriend.

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Apple - BRUHA 6 likes My daughter just sent this image to the "Family Group Chat"! She shortly deleted it but it saved to my device automatically! What does it mean! It seems to be an apple, but I'm worried it has Anti-Christian undertones!! Are any other parents finding strange images on their children's phones?? Please help!

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Text - IM CANCER FREEEEEE!!!!!! 2:42 am - 18/7/20 - Twitter for iPhone 4,934 Retweets and comments 198K Likes h... · 7h v керying How tf do you change a zodiac sign? 07 27 10 427 1 1ana... · 7h v I am literally so fucking stupid my fucking god never mind forgive me

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Text - Hate everything @WikiHateBot i hate @Hertz 5:00 PM Jul 6, 2018 · Hate Bot ili View Tweet activity Hertz O @Hertz · Jul 6, 2018 Replying to @WikiHateBot We are sorry to hear this. Please DM us your concerns to help. -AW Hertz 1 Flerbergerber (emoji) @Flerbergerber · Jul 6, 2018 it's a bot Hertz O @Hertz · Jul 6, 2018 We are not bots. We're real people trying to address your concerns. -AW Hertz Flerbergerber (emoji) @Flerbergerber Jul 6, 2018 no... no the person you're responding to is a bo

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Text - Russ @russdiemon i wish we could use laughing emojis in real life 12/5/18, 1:22 PM 1,144 Retweets 8,583 Likes randy @randygivehandys · Replying to @russdiemon or you could just fucking laugh

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Text - Ego Nwodim O @eggy_boom Just watched a man pull his mask down TO cough and just like that I've lost all hope. 11:23 PM 6/30/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - r/AskReddit People who understand Chinese/ Japanese, what's the dumbest thing you've seen tattooed on someone? Discussion 27.1k 5.8k 1 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL S 2 Awards Guy had "ESA" on his arm, said it meant "Lover of Asian Beauty" when in fact it means "Foreign Pervert" Reply 1 17.4k

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Technology - Andrew @ungovernable just saw a petition to stop the war in yemen... The world's Change.org petitions problems dream/im 1:05 PM · 6/28/20 · Twitter for iPhone 52K Retweets 316K Likes

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Popcorn - NAME A MOVIE QUOTE THAT GIVES AWAY THE FILM WITHOUT SAYING THE TITLE! bO 121 901 Comments O Like Comment ar "I'm batman"

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Grass - STOP YADE SALE GENESEL YARD SARD YARE SALE BIG YALE 174 PUKION YARB SAIE YALE SALE

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Text - Per Replying to @TheTodayShow I challenge any game maker to come with a game that rewards kids to be empathetic to situations involving other 'players/game characters' & rewards them for kind gestures & behaviours; and also positively reinforces kindness, politeness & constructively can problem solve. up Q 130 271 O 32 un Journey, Undertale, Stardew Valley, the entire Fallout series, Minecraft, Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon, the vast majority of role-playing games made by Bioware. Would y

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Text - E peta are bred to have an @l Sheep unnatural amount if wool- leading to heat exhaustion and hundreds of deaths every year. Sheep are not ours to wear. 3h Reply t @peta so you just proved you need to shave them lol 2h 3 likes Reply

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Text - Hi is this still available? Yes it is! Would you like to pick it up? 5:40 PM No thank you Okay

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Cartoon - OMG! LOL, HAVE YOU STREAMED THIS YET? TOTES. RE-TWEET! WHAT HASHTAG SHOULD H USE? DID YOU GET THAT APP FROM THE CLOUD? YEAH. OVER WIFI. HANG ON, LET ME GEOTAG. Note to boomers: no one speaks like this.

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Text - people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that. fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me? americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually

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Text - G. @WestsiiideTray Hope the second half of 2020 does a 360

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Text - HOMELESS GO HOME oNE

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Iphone - Create a problem, sell a solution

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Text - Ier Artioidaa\ Cual es tu número Es 7-6-4-9-0- de teléfono? 15 abla no-this-is-jarod easilyhumored did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number?? уер.

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Tree - Philippine National Police burning marijuana trees. USER Sm

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Text - In a 1994 night due to an earthquake there was a blackout in the whole city of Los Angeles.Because of no light pollution the night sky above LA, The sky became filled with stars and also made the milky way galaxy visible.Many LA residents thought the milky way galaxy were alien UFOS and called 911 to talk about how 'aliens are invading the earth'

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Adaptation - "Ordered this badge for my girlfriend, which was made from my proposal photo to her. Didn't quite go as expected..."

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New Landlords Try to Exploit Typo to Raise Rent, Doesn't Work


There are too many landlords whose amoral ways get them in a heap of trouble. A lot of times their shenanigans is legally dubious and they dig their own grave like this dude who got contractual revenge on his lying landlord. For another landlord one, here's a tenant who staged a coup d'etat on their terrible landlord.

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Text - O r/MaliciousCompliance · Posted by u/toastisuseful 12 hours ago 'Give us more money or we'll evict you' Go ahead oC L A few years ago my best friend and I rented a tiny 2 bedroom flat together. This place was kind of terrible; my friend's room had a hole cut into the wall so the last foot of the bed would fit (this became a 'mantlepiece' in the next room), the kitchen was the size of a child's playhouse kitchen and the upstairs neighbours spent all ours of the day and night screaming at

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Text - Then 6 months into our 1yr contract the landlord sold the terraced house our flat (and 5 others) was a part of to a middle aged married couple who were first time landlords. They were the kind of people who thought they were smarter than everybody else and I got the impression they thought property management was going to be the easiest thing ever. We had no problem throughout the sale process, we were assured nothing would change, we didn't interact much with the landlord before anyway.

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Text - The couple insisted on coming to our flat for an in person meeting. When they got there they said that they asked the old landlord about it and he was shocked that we'd not been paying enough for 6 months now and the rent was always £95. I didn't buy this because they had nothing in writing, but I made the argument that OF COURSE he would say that because he wouldn't want it to seem like he sold under false pretences, and if we'd been underpaying by a total of like £160 a month why had he

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Text - Honestly I think they saw two 22yr old girls and thought they could scare us into paying more money. What they didn't know is that my friend and I are very pleasant until you piss us off and we become vindictive motherfuckers. We decided that night that if they wanted to evict us from this shit hole we were gonna make them do it properly and if they were so pedantic about contracts and rules we were going to stop letting ANYTHING slide. The couple woke up the next morning with an email fr

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Text - We then sent an email informing them that the fancy new front door they just installed could not be unlocked from the inside without a key, which violated fire safety laws and unfortunately if this wasn't rectified ASAP we would have to report it. We then sent texts that showed them repeatedly entering our flat with less than 24hrs notice, and did they know that this was illegal? Maybe we should talk to the other tenants because if they're doing this to everyone then this could be quite a

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Text - The best part was that they stubbornly tried to rent that flat at the higher rate, despite us telling them it was a terrible idea, and the flat was empty for over a year. And because they had agreed to end our contract early they got stuck paying the council tax, not me!

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Twitter Thread: Woman Ignores Ominous Signs At Open House


Never ignore the bright, waving red flags. Twitter user @RantingOwl shares her story about an open house visit that definitely took a dark turn. 

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