There's no better feeling then that of sending a savage burn at an unsuspecting victim. We have no envy for the recipients of these incredible comebacks. The wit is simply too strong. If you wanna read more people's best comebacks, then check em out here.
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When this man asked the cop for his name, he got quite the fiery response. Yep, a good old "f**k you." Okay then, glad to see that everyone's remaining calm in this situation. You can check out the full story here.
In other news, we ran a video yesterday that actually shows cops keeping their cool when they're stormed by a bunch of rowdy kids wielding water guns.
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CAUTION: This post hits hard! That being said, you might find serious motivation from this post written by a young, wizened soul with dwindling time left after some heartbreaking news. Our hearts go out to them. They make a moving case for enjoying our time here with a passion.
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This controlling wife sounds like a bit of an emotionally abusive nightmare! No fast cars! Are you kidding me? How's this guy supposed to go to a bachelor party, or enjoy the finer, more reckless parts of life? Naturally, her list of demands has gone viral.
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We've come a long way! And the world's always been a strange place. Go and check out the original Twitter account, @historyinmoment, for more snapshots from the past.
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On Wednesday Nintendo released a new video with more details (check out those new Pokémon!) about Pokémon Sword and Shield which will be coming out on November 15 for the Nintendo Switch. We've put together some of the most entertaining reactions from Twitter and Tumblr to the news.
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Does it smell like an Xbox? Does it smell like a person who plays Xbox? Why do you need to smell like Xbox? Anyway if you go to Australia you can find out, but who the hell would pay real actual money to smell like Xbox branded soap?
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When this dad was robbed of his well deserved vacation time, he took one sweet and satisfying revenge upon his retirement. That's the way to do it. Go out in a blaze of glory, as your jerk boss mutters to himself uncontrollably, at a loss for what to do. Shouldn't have messed with dad's vacation time!
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"I'm being punished for being an intellectual." This dude is absolutely insufferable. To say he has a bloated ego would actually be an understatement.
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Anyone who's put in a full day's work in the wrong shoes can attest to this one. The idea of not having enough money to go to work is completely absurd and stupid, and it's awesome that this stranger helped out this guy on principle. For another act of generosity, here's a random act of kindness from a total stranger using a Redbox rental.
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Apparently this can happen when someone is being rescued by helicopter? This 74 year old woman is said to be in stable condition. Seriously, this is terrifying. This is like the kind of crap they make you do in astronaut training.
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Apple recently revealed that their new $5000 dollar computer does not come with the stand. Here's a video of them unveiling their thousand dollar stand. Thanks Apple. Anyway, the internet did what it did best and did the math on the other things you could buy if you have $999 laying around. Choose wisely.
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These stories about the messed up things ex cons dealt with/deal with when they get out are a solid guide on why you do NOT want to commit a crime. It's a whole different world in there, and when you get out, you're posed to never view the one you left behind in the same light.
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Life is full of attempts. Sometimes you're trying to make other people be healthy. Sometimes you're trying to make a point. Sometimes you're just trying to look smart or cool. Every one of these attempts is an opportunity to fail and look dumb. And we're grateful for that. Here are more attempts that resulted in laughable failure.
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When Twitter User, @everywhereist, suggested that the Joker should be a female, men proceeded to absolutely lose their sh*t on Twitter. It would be a vast understatement to say that they're NOT down with DC Comics star villain being a female.
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If you're thinking about tying the knot with that special someone in your life anytime soon, we strongly recommend you check out the following list of common mistakes that marriage counselors see pop up between struggling couples. You might stand to avoid some unnecessary conflict if you follow these!
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Just look at them snap. Look at that painful, stilted movement. There's something strange going on behind those '80s eyes. It's almost as if they're thinking "look at us, we will never not be cool." Oh man were they wrong.
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