Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Best Video Fails Of December (So Far)


With the holiday season among us and this complete dumpster fire of a year coming to a close, let's unwind and watch some of the best fails of the month (so far)!

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The Time an Australian Dude Told The PM to Get Off His Lawn


Last June the Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was giving a press briefing on a plan to help homeowners when one of those very same homeowners came out to tell everyone he just reseeded. It's gotta make you feel pretty powerful to be able to tell the head of your government to stop stepping on your grass.

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Woody Harrelson Realizes Liam Hemsworth's Brother Is Chris Hemsworth


At least Woody Harrelson embraced his embarrassing discovery in the middle of an interview with no ego and full humility. It really does seem like he never made that connection that Liam Hemsworth's brother is in fact Chris Hemsworth. 

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Incompetent Manager Forbids Overtime, Totally Backfires


There's no feeling quite like proving your manager wrong while also leaving them in a tight situation they orchestrated themselves. How often do you get to be right and have no strings attached? For another one, here's the time incompetent managers fired their all star employee.

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Text - Posted by u/HeyPesky 10 hours ago S 9 8 11 "sorry, you revoked my overtime privileges yesterday" oc s This was several years ago when I worked at a [redacted big name] coffee shop. My shift was 5am-1:30pm, and often around 1pm giant groups of kids on school field trips would come through the area (this was a coffee shop located in a major CA city, very close to a bunch of museums). I had been working a lot of overtime because of it, to help my coworkers through the rush.

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Text - I got written up by my supervisor for doing to0 many overtime shifts without approval. I was explicitly informed to not work overtime again, I had lost overtime privileges until corporate deemed I could have them again, and working overtime again prior to that would result in further disciplinary action.

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Text - The day after I was written up, right as my shift ended, 3 big buses FULL of kids unloaded and filled the shop. At 1:30pm on the dot my watch alarm went off and I went to go clock out. The store manager who wrote me up the day prior said, "wait where are you going?" I reminded her that I'd lost my overtime privileges, clocked out, retrieved the shift drink I'd made for myself right before the rush, and left. The next day I was informed my overtime privileges had been re-instated...

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Text - jpcog Score hidden · 13 hours ago · edited 12 hours ago Ah yes, the joys of incompetent management. Good job teaching them a lesson.

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Text - BanditFoo Score hidden · 12 hours ago "Who do you think you are? helping out coworkers and doing more work than you should?" -your manager probably

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Text - happyredditgifts Score hidden · 13 hours ago It was only the right thing to do after they wrote you up like that without even studying why you had to go on overtime.

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Text - Wowiejr Score hidden · 10 hours ago The correct response would have been to sit and finish your drink as slow as possible inside the store watching the $h!t storm go down. НеуPesky Score hidden · 9 hours ago A tempting idea, but there were like 3 dozen high schoolers in the store I needed to get out

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Entitled Folks and Their Audacious Demands


You never know where somebody might come at you with a ridiculous demand of your time or money. Entitled people will message their exes to keep paying for their streaming services. Total strangers will throw tantrums when they can't get a free TV delivered to their house. It's incredible to witness these entitled folks and their demanding boldness.

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Screenshot - 7:03 AT&T NA N A l 94% i 8:36 * al 4% hey I know its last minute but would you be able to make a wedding cake by noon on Sunday? I can possibly fit something in by Sunday but its going to depend on what your interested in getting Something like this but not to big. I'm only expecting 300 people. Lol o wowww. I'm sorry that's gonna be impossible to fit in on such short notice. Ok l understand. Are you sure? On TV they complete bigger cakes than this in a short time. Are you a beginne

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Text - Sold Lenovo Laptop · 600 kr. Rate buyer 1,165 views 350 600 and you can have it It's good price 400 Please Not for me Give me free Please Please give me Yeah sure. Just tell me where you live i will be there in 20min. Should I also pay you for taking it from me?

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Text - Before you go out to buy that Pizza, steers, zebroz etc... First think about your friend who has a child and check if they won't need that money, if not then you can go out You and 1.5K others 1K O 644 A 5K

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Text - Make me a sick logooooooo 3h Like Reply if you pay. Then sure. Lmao 3h Like Reply 1 Lol gotcha. I see where we stand You do understand that by giving you credits on my twitch page would probably net you more buisness since I am a rapidly growing twitch page lol. Do you know how many people I've given free edits to? Because itll help me grow in the long making friends and putting my name on that edit? It's cool though. I won't expose your artwork to a few hundred more people lol 6m Like Re

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Text - Hello! One of my students lost their house due to tornado last week. They lost all their animals, and my student is absolutely distraught that they lost their cat. As their teacher, I wanted to buy them a cat as a surprise Christmas present. I asked my principal about it and she thought that was ahead idea. Turns out, she ended up telling the family, and now they are wanting a $1,000 pure bred cat. I do not have that kind of money, and I do not believe in "shopping" for pets, either. What

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Text - ... Can someone make me some good baked ham? And if you can't cook don't even offer 4 1 Comment O Like Comment A Share

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Text - Hi, I'm interested! Please contact me if this is still available. I would be willing to go spend $2000.00 Canadian let me know. 7:43 PM Friday Hi, I'm interested! Please contact me if this is still available. I would go as high as 2000.00 Cnd let me know, thanks. 3:05 PM Saturday 2000 is to low for us sorry 8:46 PM Tuesday Someone should explain to you what OBO means If you do not understand how to NEGOTIATE the best price for this machine why are they letting you answering the replies So

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Green - Yesterday at 5:49 PM . Went to walmart to get lunch meat and items for the week. As i went to pay the lady infront of me didnt have enough money to pay for groceries. So told the cashier i would pay her balance. The lady customer thanked me and asked if she could pick pick some other items she needed since i was paying for them. I told her sorry that i was in a hurry that was why i paid for her things and mine. She got mad at me and said i see how you people are 798 256 Comments 23 Share

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Text - Larry Tacoma, WA ***** (14) $2,200 13 min ago 900 in cash l'll come by right now. Just Now Come here with 900 and l'll beat the fuck out of you

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Text - 2 followers · 0 posts Follows you View Profile 1:31 PM Hello, I bought a copy of Awaken the Three and just saw that you are redoing the cover. Can you explain why? Also, will I be getting a refund for buying a copy with the old cover? Thanks. Hi rob! Thank you so much for your support. I hope you love the book. The one you purchased is the first printing as well as a first edition. The publisher and I both love the new art and think it will help sell more copies, which is why we are going

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Text - 2h I attended the grand opening of the new Marietta, GA store this morning, got there at 3 AM and was the 3rd person in line. Kind of shitty they gave everyone else after the 1st person a $5 gift card tbh. The 2nd person and I got there around the same time and waited in 27F degree weather for only 5 dollars? Really disappointed. holiday LIDL 88 203 Comments

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Text - Message $215 (15) 2:34 AM Hi, is this still available? 8:04 AM Yes 8:17 AM What's the lowest 8:18 AM 205 8:20 AM 150 8:20 AM That's too low sorry Seen a few seconds ago 8:22 AM 140 Message.

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Husband Uses Christmas Gift Early, Wife Catches Him


It sounds like when this husband got caught red-handed he tried to deflect his self-created predicament back onto his wife. His very wife that was loving enough to invest her resources in a meaningful, generally badass Christmas gift. When you get caught like he did the best course of action is to just own up for your mistake, and not try to deny what you did. That only makes it worse. 

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Text - WIBTA for returning my husbands Christmas present after he snooped, opened and started using it? Not the A-hole Just as a start up I would like to say that he literally went digging to find the gift. I hid it in our attic in a tote of summer clothing, which he literally never gets into. He never steps foot in that attic because he is terrified of spiders.

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Text - So, anyways, my husband has been saying for months that the only thing he wanted for Christmas was a VR headset. Hes wanted one since they came out with them so it's been a hot minute that hes been obsessed with these rigs. So when I found the VR he wanted on Black Friday for $200 less than the original asking price, I immediately bought it. When I got home with the gift, he was in the garage so I quickly ran the item to the attic and hid it. The item was still in the box, in the bag, wit

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Text - When I was in the attic my husband came inside and yelled up the stairs to ask what I was doing and I told him I was sifting through stuff to see if I had any extra snow pants for a friend (which she had asked me for the day prior). He didnt question it, at that point. However, he must have felt something was up because when I left for work the next day, he found the gift after he went snooping. I came home early from work due to them scheduling too many people on and when l returned I fo

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Text - I was so pissed off and upset about this. Not only did he ruin the surprise but I didnt get to see his fucking face light up when he opened it, which I had been looking forward to. As soon as he heard me clear my throat he ripped the headset off and said something like "Oh, you're home early. I found this and wanted to test it out before you gave it to whoever you bought it for." I will admit that me immediately starting to cry was over the top excessive. I was just extremely bummed out.

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Text - A_BEAVER_HAUSEN • 1d • Asshole Enthusiast [9] 3 5 Awards I thought it was for your brother!! Does your husband always treat you like he thinks you're the village idiot? Tell him, you snoop, you get poop. NTA Reply 4.3k ...

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Text - ladyk1487 • 1d "I thought it was for someone else so I opened it and set it up under my name." Yea and l'm giraffe with 16 legs and the president of the US. NTA give it to your brother. Also don't let him gas light your feelings. You have every right to be upset and react in the way you did. Reply 605 3 + •..

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Text - cyfermax • 1d • Prime Ministurd [446] NTA. Imo, it's worse if he thought it was for someone else. Why would he think your brother should get a used gift? Of course, that's not what he thought - he knew it was for him and just wanted to use it. Still an asshole - infact a bigger one for lying about it. # Q Reply 4 502 3 ...

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Text - CountingTheRavens • 1d • Asshole Enthusiast [7] 1 Award NTA. And honestly his response would piss me off even more, because he's trying to shift the problem from himself to you - "Well yeah, I opened the game, but you overreacted like crazy. Jeez, what is your problem?" Return it and get him $200 worth of socks, in the VR headset box. But make sure you hide the box again, just to see what happens this time. Reply 8.8k 3 ...

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Text - queenoreo • 1d • Supreme Court Just-ass [105] NTA. It's even worse that he "thought it was for someone else so I tested it". Who plays with someone else's gift? l'd never put that much effort into a gift for him again. He ruined your gift by being a greedy child. Q Reply 609 ...

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Text - Ciecie33 • 1d• Certified Proctologist [24] 4 Awards NTA - but your husband certainly is a world class asshole. He knew the gift was for him. At least, he better have known because in opening an electronic item, that makes it unreturnable (at the very least - it would have a return fee). And, who wants a pre- opened gift? Everyone knows when an electronic item has been opened ! He is such a jerk for opening it and playing with it (knowing that Christmas was coming). And, to top it all off

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Text - hannahsflora • 1d • Asshole Aficionado [19] 57 Awards NTA. You know this, but your husband is lying. He DIDN'T think it was for your brother - he knew it was for him. Those VR headsets require you to either set up a new account or link an existing one, so by his own story, he took your brother's gift and just put all of his own shit into it? Come on. He knows he fucked up, but is trying to deflect back on you by making you feel bad for your reaction. And by the way, given this exact set-u

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Text - esmoves • 1d • Asshole Enthusiast [6] NTA. He is a real ass. So he claims he thought it was for your brother and proceeded to open it and use it,... First of, this is a lame excuse. Second, you don't open packages and use stuff that is a presentator some one else. I would return it. And I might not get him any other present for the rest of the year. Why bother? He has zero respect for presents. All Christmas is ruined now. I might even be so upset I would go to my parents or friends to ce

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Text - dumpsterfireofalife • 1d • Partassipant [3] NTA. I'd the do the same. And who the fuck opens someone else's gift to play it because he wants one. He did this knowing it was a gift for him. Take it the fuck back. I don't think you crying was over the top. l'd calmly go in. Put it all back in the box tell him you're going to the store with it and leave. Get him to understand he fucked up. He's an adult he should know better. + Reply 115 •..

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Text - medusas_tits • 1d You're NTA but I think that pretty much all these suggestions are immature AF. Talk with him and let him know how this made you feel and explain that actions have consequences and that he can now buy his own headset. If you follow these other suggestions, you're not communicating and can add to this tension. E Q Reply 215

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Text - Practical_Heart7287 • 1d • Certified Proctologist [24] 1 Award NTA at all but your husband sure is. Could you box it up and hide it really well or even give to a family member to hold on to? Wait and give it to him for his birthday. Go buy underwear and socks and wrap those up in a box in a similar size of the VR headset. Watch his head explode when he opens it and don't say a word. Bonus points if you open gifts on a Zoom call with family so if he would say something about where the VR h

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Text - roguechickennugget • 1d • Partassipant [1] NTA. l'd be more mad about the obvious lie. It's one thing to be inconsiderate and impatient, it's another thing to think your spouse is stupid. Who would believe that? Who tests other people's gifts? "I'm sorry. I found it and I was just so excited, I didn't even think." Not that hard. I wouldn't take it back. Truthfully, it's already got his cheetodust fingerprints and forehead sweat on it. Don't buy him anything else, though. Q Reply 54 <5 ...

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Text - Luna-Strange • 1d • Certified Proctologist [21] NTA. Even if he really thought it was for your brother he never should have opened the boxes. Reply 1 25 +

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Text - marthamania • 1d NTA but your husband is. Either he's blatantly lying and knows it's his gift (obviously he does), or he just opened a Christmas gift for someone else just so he could play it. Reply 38 3 ...

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Text - Persimmon_Puree • 1d • Partassipant [2] NTA. Aren't gifts given by the giver? A grown adult couldn't wait a couple weeks for a major (and wholly recreational) gift from their SO? Your husband sounds like TA just based on the fact that he felt completely entitled to "test out" someone else's gift and take away their moment of unboxing/opening plastic/etc. I'd return it and get him something else. The system will now always remind you of this bullshit every time you see it. Q Reply 35 5 +

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Text - SweetDangus• 1d NTA. You could absolutely return it, however.. doing that may start something really unpleasant for both of you. This isn't suggest sitting down with him and explaining to him how much this hurt you, why it hurt you, and your disappointment in him. You have every right to return the gift, bc he was a total child and an asshole, but this could turn into an explosive ordeal. I really do think talking about it would help.. if it doesn't help and he is still acting like a mass

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Text - sergeantsexxy • 21h YWBTA. Yeah he shouldn't have snooped. Yeah it sucks. Maybe he knew it was his. But why would you return it because he "ruined the suprise for you?" To return it would just be petty. Just wrap it up and make him wait till Christmas still. Move past it and let him know how annoyed you are by what he did. Maybe threaten if he ever does that again you will return the item. Reply 5 3 ...

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Text - GraviTeaTime• 1d NTA. He ruined what was supposed to be a heartfelt gift because he's impatient and can't respect boundaries. IfI were you, l'd go along with his lie, thank him for testing it, and then give it to your brother as a gift from both of you. Petty and assholish, but damn would it be satisfying to let his lie bite him in the ass. É QReply 4 10 ...

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Trashy Moments That Flooded The World With Garbage


People aren't always on their A game. It's not hard to find moments of pure selfishness, gross neglect or destructive weirdness. Most people agree to try to be decent to each other, but sometimes people don't get the memo and you end up with trashy moments bubbling with garbage-ocity.

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Hat - LOOK LIKE A STAR? Kyrie & Josh Bill BIKyde says her husband's Kid Rock impersonation is ruining her life

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Floor - Hi neighbor! I saw that you received my food! I hope it's sitting well in your belly. I was really looking forward to that pasta. My delivery driver made a mistake but it would have been pretty simple for me to go outside and see it on your step instead. Also, I know you have it because Door Dash provides pictures upon delivery ;) welcome

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Pizza - D0 15 16 Comments O Like Comment Tremember getting into a terrible argument with the people who lived there because I tried recreating that scene with my friends. We had six pizzas ready to fly. One landed on their car lol. I cleaned it up myself, but that did not seem to calm the woman who lived there one bit. I almost spat on her. Never going again

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Screenshot - 7m • E I have a Garage Full of Refurbished Toys, me and Friends clean the toys up from burial sites all over the county and package them up for resale CHARAD. THE TUENTY TROUSAMB LEAGE ONDER THE SEA MANC JURT WASA $25 MESSAGE Refurbished Grave Site Children's Toys 1 7 Comments Like לן Comment So you take toys off children's grave sites? As in steal them?!? Like Reply

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Hairstyle - ull T-Mobile Wi-Fi ? 08:44 @ 24% Well my hubby and I are engaged but no married but basically I am an army wife. He hasn't enlisted but has been thinking about joining the military. He loves airborne so I suggested he get a tattoo of it on his neck. I know he never went to the school but he's basically airborne in his heart. So proud of my hubby for getting an airborne tattoo based off my suggestion! He doesn't need to enlist! It's how he feels. AIRBORNE

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Pill - A social media influencer filmed himself tricking elderly and homeless people into eating bars of soap covered in chocolate.

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Adaptation - SCCT Regional Water Authority is in Hamden, Connecticut. Yesterday at 7:20 PM · AUTHO WATER 170 YEARS TRUSTED INCE S We are saddened to report that Hamden's historic "Door Tree," a natural feature celebrated for nearly 150 years, has been cut down by vandals. The RWA Police Department is currently investigating. If you have any information as to who may be responsible, please contact us at 203-562-4020.

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Brown - Poquoson Trash and Treasure ... not stolen Fully Frozen shredded chicken taco Bell meat never been opened never been thawed C-482 SAVORY SHREDDED CHICKEN ID# 00000093 GIN# 00SES5 MFG: 10 2/2O USE BY 06/29/21 $100 GLOUCESTER, VA Taco Bell shredded chicken meat MESSAGE O Like Comment

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Merciless Petty Revenges From Petty Masterminds


Pulling off the successful petty revenge is its own kind of art form. It takes patience and calculation. It seems like a whole lot of the world's pettiest revenges are inspired by people getting into passive aggressive altercations in the parking lot. Or, more specifically, just not parking where you're supposed to park. Check out some more of the pettiest petty revenge cases over here.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/Book_devourer • 13h + Join 2 9 4 3 6 3. My mother the queen of petty I posted this story in a comment and it was suggested that I post it here. The house I grew up in was next to the entrance to a neighborhood walking path that partially wrapped around the backyard. We had new neighbor lady that moved in a few houses down. She would take her dog for walk every evening and wave her flash light at our house right into our dining room where we would be having dinner at that

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Text - My mom queen of petty got the largest powered flashlight she could find and would wait on the balcony till the lady got close to the house and near nigh blinded the woman for a week coming and going. The whole neighborhood heard her screeching, stop l'll stop over and over. That was when we all learned to never cross my mother. 3.7k 3 71 ↑, Share

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/Flaminsalamander • 22h + Join 為124G5B4 Steal my spot. Have fun getting out. So I drive a large 80s van with poor visibility and no rear view. Yesterday as I was backing in a parking spot next to my coworkers truck with the passenger side corner of my van just in the spot I look in the drivsrs side mirror and a prius has crammed himself in between me and the spot to squeeze past me. I tried to freak him out by backing within inches of him but the dude wouldn't back down so

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Text - r/pettyrevenge Join u/bhoang143 • 1d 2 S 4 8 4 Want to cut a line of people waiting for a parking spot? I don't think so Reading the recent parking petty revenge stories reminded me of something that happened to me a few years ago. I had gone to the mall with my friends. When we pulled into the mall, the parking lot was maybe 80% full. By the time we exited, there were rows of cars in parking lane, all situated to the right so there was an empty lane fo other drivers to drive through the

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Text - Luckily for the driver who was first in line waiting, my car was in prime position for them to pull in. As my friends piled into the car, another car decided to not wait in line and bypass everyone using the empty row on the left. They braked hard when they saw I had my backing out lights on and put their flicker on to cut the person in the front of the line. Since I was preparing to back up out of the spot, I saw this scene unfold in my rear view mirror. The car had blown past my own car

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Text - Needless to say, when I pulled up behind the car who was trying to cut at the end of the parking lane, they were pissed, but damn did I feel satisfied. 4 3.3k 54 ↑, Share

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/extrafakenews • 2d 1 3 2 You want my parking space?? The story of the lady parked in two spaces posted here earlier today reminded me of one I did about 3 years ago. I was at Target shopping for Christmas gifts for my wife and son. It was early December, so the lot was pretty full, and naturally there were a few cars driving around hoping to find a parking spot. I had just got back to my car, loaded my items into the trunk, and went to return my shopping cart when

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Text - behavior I get back in my car, hook up my phone to the USB, start the engine... and then HONK HONK HONK this shrill mercedes honk. I look out my passenger side mirror and see she's sitting there glaring at my car still like "get out of my way idiot" so I stop the engine, get out of the car, and go back inside the Target to get a Starbucks and take a second look at the Lego isle. She was visibly fuming when I got back out, all I did at this point was go into the protected pedestrian walkwa

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/NO1SON • 1d My work dilemma So this is petty as hell, but truly makes me grin. This happened today at work. I work at a small firm with only 3 workers currently. We all drink a lot of tea, so the rule is that they D and T bring the water and I bring the milk (the tap water at our work is NASTY). It usually works out except D is a Karen and also forgot the water last week, and today. Since she forgot last week I went out and bought everyone drinks so we had somethin

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Text - By almost the end of the day I went downstairs to boil my last bottle of water, set up my tea and went to the bathroom, when I came back both D and T made teas out of my water. When I asked if there was any water left D responded with "only enough for Ts drink, plus you have had lots of teas today", I was annoyed but it was ok because I still had my milk. So I took the milk, poured it into a mug, nuked it and then made my whole tea out of all of the milk, and went back upstairs. I could h

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Blue - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/Internal_Researcher8 • 2d 8 4 3 6 E 3 Park in two spaces? Enjoy waiting to get back in your car! I went out to eat at a local fast food place before going to work. When I arrived, the parking lot was full except for one space - - but some inconsiderate bafoon had parked across the line. I wasn't about to make myself late waiting for another space to open up. Thankfully, there was enough room for me to pull into this last space which was next to the driver's door of

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Text - While I was inside waiting for my food (I'd already ordered), a woman came inside upset that someone had parked blocking her in. The manager went outside with her to look. While they were out there, my order was called so I took my food and sat down to eat. My table was right next to the door. They came back in, I heard the manager tell her there is nothing he could do because "the other car is clearly parked in a single space". She proceeded to go table- to-table asking who's car that wa

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Text - I just drove away without even acknowleging her. Edit: a common question in the comments was "why didn't she just get in the passenger side and slide over?". Three reasons: 1. Very large woman. 2) compact car 3) as I walked past her car, I saw that it was rather full of clutter so no room to even get in the passenger side let alone move across. 7.6k 214 ↑, Share

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/nullcharstring • 12d 1 2 1 e1 S 1 8 1 Revenge for engineers treating techs badly About 45 years ago I worked for a company that designed and manufactured hard disk controllers for minicomputers. I was a lowly bench tech, finding solder bridges and bad ICs and then testing the units. The company had a design engineer who exhibited, shall we say, a high degree of privilege. He treated the technicians like crap, stole their tools and scope probes and was just generall

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Text - After I had been there for about a year, the company decided to move to Silicon Valley. Being a skilled technician, I was tasked with removing the public address system from the old building and installing it in the new building. You can probably see where this is going. The engineer in question got a PA speaker installed directly over his desk, at least 10 feet high, and its volume level was set to maximum. I also made it a practice of asking him if he was hearing the pages OK every time

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Tumblr Post: Humans Need Their Plant Friends


Those plants do a whole lot more for humans than just providing oxygen. This post claims that plants are also invaluable when it comes to humans keeping a grasp on their sanity. It turns out that the plant doesn't even have to be real. Just being able to merely look at something resembling a plant helps keep the mind's corridors from being overran by the ghostly howls of pure insanity. Check out some more random gold from Tumblr with this thread about vegan clothing vs. fur clothing.

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Text - zachsanomaiy Humans have never lived fully under ground or in completely inclosed societies at any point in human history in part because we need a decent circadian rhythm from the sun and to see plants and breathe fresh air But also because humans hallucinate and lose their minds if they are inclosed in something with structural insecurities, like we are legit predisposed to go psycho So hear me out Story plot:Everything is going fine with a fifteen year space mission Everyone's in good

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Text - multimusemania You just described my entire week. brunhiddensmusings is this why 'cowboy beebop' had a bonzai garden on thier ship?

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Text - the sanity room kiwilemonteanonsense It absolutely is why Cowboy Bebop has a bonzai garden on their ship. zachsanomaiy it's also why we want people on space missions to grow their own food even if we are aiming for the ability to cellularly grow meat, like a 3d printed ready-to-eat steak that never was a cow, we still want to use the tried-and-true method of growing our own plants

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Text - not just because hey free oxygen or aww cute III friend plant companions but because humans become extremely distressed if we can't see or interact with plants, and we become depressed and lethargic. Even just looking at a plant -- even a fake plant -- reduces stress levels in humans we don't even do well in daily work conditions that don't involve plants we're like little geckos in a jar with food and water we need some sticks and leaves or we'll lose the will to do gecko stuff arrowrapt

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