Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Tweets About The Emotional Rollercoaster Of Adulthood


There's no denying that times were just simpler when we were kids. Some of the biggest things we had to worry about back in the day were minor homework assignments, or just getting to class on time. As you grow older though, the whole world seems to become infinitely more complex and prone to an infuriating, endless procession of problems. These tweets certainly do a solid job at portraying the emotional rollercoaster that is adulthood. 

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Text - Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues Welcome to adulthood. The weather makes you angry now.

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Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry Welcome to adulthood. Cancel the exorcism, the groaning and creaking sounds are you.

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Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry Welcome to adulthood. Cancel the exorcism, the groaning and creaking sounds are you.

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Text - Trey @treydayway Just saw the wind take a kid's balloon away and he just stared at it as it floated away. Not a cry or anything, just watched it. Welcome to adulthood kid.

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Text - Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues Welcome to adulthood, where youthful optimism is replaced by anger when the grocery store cashier bags your items out of the order you specifically put them on the belt.

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Text - Swishergirl @Swishergirl24 Welcome to adulthood. Hope you enjoy panic attacks.

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Text - Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues Welcome to adulthood. You get mad when they rearrange your grocery store now.

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Text - Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues Welcome to adulthood. You have a plastic bag filled with 56 other plastic bags now.

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Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: Don't hit people. 4-year-old: But I really want to! Welcome to adulthood, kid.

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Text - Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan My 8 year old son: I feel icky. Me: Welcome to adulthood.

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Text - *Wellness Witchery*- @TheMandiEm Welcome to adulthood. You always have at least 6 remaining dirty dishes after filling the dishwasher

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Text - Celeste Yvonne @andwhatamom Welcome to adulthood. Freezer space is now a commodity.

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Text - Jessie @mommajessiec Welcome to adulthood. You now have strong opinions on mattresses.

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Text - TheBabyLady @thebabylady7 Welcome to adulthood, be careful handling bleach while wearing your good sweatpants.

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Text - *Wellness Witchery* @TheMandiEm Welcome to adulthood! You have 4,302 emails in your inbox yet you go 2.5 weeks on average between seeing grown ups you actually like in person. Everything is simultaneously crowded and lonely

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Text - MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 Welcome to Adulthood. Don't get too excited about getting 6 hours of sleep, that just means your back will be EXTRA sore for the next week, at least.

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Text - WittyLouWhoTM @WittySassBasket Welcome to adulthood. You now have a favorite brand of antacids.

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Text - Celeste Yvonne @andwhatamom Welcome to adulthood. You now have a favorite toilet stall at the office.

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Text - the Mom TruthBomb Mom Truthbemb @momTruthBomb Hello and welcome to adulthood. If you do not yet have several drawers in your house full of various cables, wires, and adapters, one will be assigned to you shortly.

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Text - Elf on the hill @Mom_Overboard Welcome to adulthood. You are bored and angry and you don't know why.

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Text - Elf on the hill @Mom_Overboard Welcome to adulthood. Your body now crackles like a carnival glow stick when you get up.

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Text - Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface Welcome to adulthood, if you sleep on the wrong pillow you'll feel like you got in a motorcycle accident for three days

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Text - The Mom at Law® @TheMomAtLaw Welcome to Adulthood. The quality of your day is now completely dependent on whether you remembered to bring lip balm and Advil when you left the house.

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Text - The Mom at Law® @TheMomAtLaw Welcome to Adulthood. The quality of your day is now completely dependent on whether you remembered to bring lip balm and Advil when you left the house.

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Text - BRIANIAC @BGH70 Welcome to adulthood, where you'll spend 90% of your time wondering how some of these fuckers made it to adulthood.

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Text - Wonder Kitten @Tw1tter_K1tten Welcome to Adulthood, I hope you like Ibuprofen.

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Text - Nicole Betz @TomHankslsHot "Hi, welcome to adulthood. My name is dread and l'll be taking over for excitement."

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