Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Use the Tissues to Clean Up "The Accident"

If You Have to Defend Yourself Like That...




If You Have to Defend Yourself Like That...


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Tagged: racism , facepalm , ebola , failbook



Always Read the Card Before You Give it to Your Wife




Always Read the Card Before You Give it to Your Wife


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Tagged: husband , idiots , funny , dating , g rated



Solid Math Skills




Solid Math Skills


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Tagged: skills , math , funny , algebra



Rocky Byun is a Master of Balancing the Most Unusual Things








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Tagged: balance , BAMF , Video , g rated , win



Chick-fil-A Manager Bans Employees From Using Slang

That Should Terrify Some Motorists




That Should Terrify Some Motorists


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Tagged: scary , creepy , hacked irl , prank , g rated , win



How Many Moneys Are Inside That Thing?




How Many Moneys Are Inside That Thing?


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Tagged: grammar , whoops , typo , nugget , failbook



This Guy's Crossfit is the Reason Your Gym Equipment Has Been Messed Up Lately








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Tagged: CrossFit , gym , facepalm , Video



Looking Sharp

UPS Has the Best Ladies




UPS Has the Best Ladies


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Assassin's Creed Unity is an Unpolished Mess




Assassin's Creed Unity is an Unpolished Mess


Looks like Ubisoft is really taking the crown from EA. Unity is getting terrible reviews and they are well deserved. With an abundance of glitches, framerate issues, and microtransactions in an already full price game, Ubisoft has gone off the deep end.



Pay $99.99 to fill in the rest of the face!



Pre-order and you can explore unknown territories!





Buy Assassin's Creed Unity at GameStop and get a more cinematic experience!




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Your Daily Dose of Crazy is This Preacher Convinced That Starbucks is Turning You Gay With Man-Juice-Infused Beans








Right around 0:55 is when the rant starts, but the real crazy doesn't kick in until 5:40. Watch, but your sanity may be called into question.




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Giggle Fit of the Day: Anderson Cooper Doesn't Know Segment is About Him




Giggle Fit of the Day: Anderson Cooper Doesn't Know Segment is About Him


Anderson Cooper, silver fox, CNN anchor and king of on-air giggle fits, was surprised by his staff this week, when he realized the "Ridiculist" segment was about himself.



He began the piece thinking that he was about to discuss workplace annoyances, but the camera then revealed his own desk with a lit, basil-scented candle that apparently everyone else on his staff hates.



"Somebody told me I smelled," he said in response. "So that's why I got the candle."




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Need to Spice Some Things Up on the Go? Check This Keychain!




Need to Spice Some Things Up on the Go? Check This Keychain!


The tiny bottle is available at Sriracha2go!




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What Kind of Monster Does This to a Pop Tart?




What Kind of Monster Does This to a Pop Tart?


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A Dollar Store Kid's Toy Has Some Creepy-Ass Images to Give the Children Nightmares








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The Best Way to Waste Some Time




The Best Way to Waste Some Time


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Guy Buys 99 iPhones to Propose to His Girlfriend




Guy Buys 99 iPhones to Propose to His Girlfriend


SPOILERS: She said no.




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Factors That Must Be Considered When Naming a Child

Have You Committed an Ultimate Party Foul?








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Tagged: drunk , party foul , funny , Video



The Perils of Cheap Flights, as Told in Irish Jig Form!








WARNING: Hilarious rage and language in this video.




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Tagged: Music , Video , flying , win



Avogadro Loves the Ladies

Presented Without Comment

Christmas Came Early This Year!

"Another One? Just Put it on That Stack Over There"

A Shooting Star Explodes Overhead During a Modest Mouse Show, and the Crowd Loves it








The best part? The song was "Dark Center of the Universe."




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Please Blitz, There Are Children Watching