Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Tumblr User Ends Up In "Porn Prison" After Buying "First Wives Club 2" Before Knowing It Was Porn


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This Tumblr user shares one hilarious story about her experience as a kid, ordering up "First Wives Club 2" on pay-per-view without knowing that it was in fact adult entertainment. The ensuing tense dinner table conversation between her stubborn self and family members over who could've bought such a dirty movie is absolutely hilarious. 

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Man's Sexist List Of 6 Steps To Keep A Man Is Right Out Of The 1950s


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Twitter user @Rich_Cooper really dug deep for this list of antagonizing BS. It's as if he pulled his list of 6 ways to keep a man, right out of the 1950s itself. If his goal was to piss of tons of people on Twitter, then mission accomplished. We pulled together some of the angriest reactions on Twitter. 

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IT Guy Takes Revenge On Greedy New Boss By Quitting Job And Taking Source Code With Him


IT employee takes revenge on his bad boss and his henchman by getting them to sign off on his vacation, and then quitting and leaving with the source code.

When this IT guy found out that his greedy new boss and his henchman sidekick had essentially tried to play him by claiming his hard work as their own; and only offering him a couple vacation days as payment, he took a well calculated revenge. He played his revenge perfectly too. He managed to get the boss' "yes man henchman" to sign off on a two week vacation and his notice for leaving, without even realizing it. 

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27 Images of Weird Perspective that Produced Real-Life Optical Illusions


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Sometimes your brain tries to make sense of something before your eyes actually have a chance to adjust to what's really going on. The result can be double-take-worthy moments where people look like giants, dogs look like they're buff, and mountains have faces, among other things. So get ready to strain youreyesa little.

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19 People Share The Most Annoying Parts About Sex That Nobody Talks About


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A recent AskReddit thread has people sharing the most annoying parts about sex that nobody seems to talk about. It could be the awkward frustration of finding yourself not in the mood while your partner is all the way there; or maybe it's something like a case of lock jaw. 

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20 Expectations Vs Reality And Other Times The World Cheated People


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We're big fans of expectations losing to reality. It just captures the spirit of a good old fashioned fail. Sometimes good intentions aren't enough to get the job done. You might set out to bake that perfect birthday cake, and end up with a sloppy monstrous looking creation that looks nothing like the picture on the box. Or maybe you got faked out by a deceptive promo from a fast food place that serves up hideous burgers that look absolutely nothing like what originally ignited your appetite. 

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Woman Drives Away From Cop Trying To Ticket Her, Kicks Him In The Groin And Gets Arrested


It's all good, she's a "country girl!" 

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15 Times Liars Got Called Out for Their Ridiculous Dishonesty


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People lie on the internet for a variety of reasons. Sometimes they want to seem cool. Sometimes they want to seem smart. Sometimes they'll overstate some scientific breakthrough just to get more attention, or they'll massage the facts to make their own cause seem more truthful. Luckily, there's still people out there who call out liars on their stupid BS.

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Millennial Explains Difference Between Free And Affordable Education To Entitled Baby Boomer


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The internet loves a good little Millennials vs Baby Boomers online battle. This Baby Boomer was in for a rude awakening in the comments section after their post about millennial entitlement and free education vs. affordable education. Sometimes the best way to address bullish ignorance is to break out the facts. Their point was very well put, and it doesn't look like angry baby boomer had anything else to say about the matter. 

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33 Cursed and Weird Images That Are Bordering on Too Much Internet


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As much as we enjoy images that are blindingly weird visual non-sequitur, all this internet is getting to be a bit much. After this batch it might be good time to say that's enough internet for today. Anyway, here's a testament to all things cursed, strange and uncomfortable.

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25 Unfortunate Moments That Could've Gone Better


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Big and small moments both have the capacity to make us feel bad. Sometimes something as small as dropping your spaghetti can have a worse impact on your general wellbeing than dropping a pallet of spaghetti sauce at work. Here are some times misfortune struck people's lives.

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Jim Carrey Tries To Tell Interviewer 3 Different Ways That He's Not Playing Sonic


Jim Carrey really tried to help out this confused interviewer, but she just couldn't or wouldn't take the hint(s)! There's just no way that this reporter can be serious. 

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21 Workers and Customers Share Their Amazing and/or Dreadful Buffet Stories


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Buffets are a very interesting thing. For some, the concept of having a restaurant where the goal is to just eat as much as you can seems completely ridiculous. Everyone's been to one, with mixed experiences. Whether it's the diverse clientele, the sometimes sketchy owners, the dubious protection of a sneeze guard, or whatever might be found by health inspectors, they're places full of wonder and potential horror.

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Funny Guy Makes Royal Guard Laugh At Buckingham Palace


Hopefully the guard managed to keep his job! 

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Manipulative Idiot Tries to Book Drummer For Free and Make Him Pay for the Flight Himself


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Who in their right mind would think it's appropriate to ask someone fly to a different country to do multiple shows for free, and try to pass it off under some "love of the game" BS? Like, you can be passionate about music, but that would be just plain stupid. We've seen a ton of choosing beggars, but what never fails to bewilder is when they straight up get mad when people don't want to be taken advantage of.

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25 Abysmal Spellers That Won't Be Writing a Novel Anytime Soon


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There are a lot of embarrassing spellers out there. We get it, words are hard. No, really. Big words are annoying. Plus, if you've only heard figures of speech without reading them, you're bound to mess up every once in a while. That said, these are ridiculous and stupid and might make you angry.

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Camouflaged Dude Straps Self to Ceiling to See How Long It Takes for His Grandma to Notice


Now this is some high quality weirdness. There he is up there, chillin. His disguise is so good he's almost imperceptible to the naked eye. And honestly, the deception goes on longer than you'd expect.

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18 Parenting Jokes and Memes for Exhausted Gremlin Owners


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The struggles of parenting birth their own comedy gems all the time, so here are some funny and relatable bits and pieces for those of you who have kids. Or if you don't have kids and just want to live a parenting lifestyle vicariously through memes, that would work too.

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