Monday, January 18, 2021

Long Dryer Lint Just Keeps on Going


In what is easily the best PSA for cleaning out your dryer vent, this person pulled foot after foot of lint out of one tired, full vent. Who knows how many cycles went into this behemoth of lint? It could almost be turned into a pair of horrible, horrible pants.

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Tagged: dryer , wtf , long , lint , washer , clothes , funny

Bot Turns Reddit Arguments Into Ace Attorney Scenes


Just in case you're unaware, Ace Attorney is a series of adventure video game legal dramas. Ace Attorney's absolutely generated widespread appreciation amongst loyal fans, and the fact that someone out there devoted their time and energy into creating a bot that churns out Ace Attorney scenes from petty Reddit arguments really is a beautiful thing. 

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Skier Encounters Capercaillie, Looks Like Real Life Pokémon


That Capercaillie looks so much like a dang Pokémon we really thought this was some Pokémon GO trickery for a hot second. Seriously, can't imagine what would be racing through one's mind if you were out skiing, enjoying the wintry scenery, and then came across this bad boy. Wow. 

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Management Pays Rent On Equipment, Wastes Tens of Thousands


Anyone who's ever been tempted by anything at Rent-A-Center has done the math and decided it's a stupid idea to rent a TV, so why are corporate big wigs getting away with the business version of the same thing? It seems like almost anyone would be better at budgeting than these suits. For another genius move by management, here's a time management illegally banned overtime pay and IT got it all back.

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Weird and Ridiculous Junk People Tried Selling Online


What's the use of throwing anything away? If someone finds some dumb junk, they're gonna try selling it online. It's amazing what kinds of things people will try to pass off as collectable these days, but that doesn't stop anyone from trying. Old Taco Bell furniture, unique-looking cheetos and homemade lawnmowers are all at the top of the list of ridiculous junk people try to sell online.

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Skin - Surgically Implanted Alien Latex Gas Mask Prosthetic ( Silver only version) $69.95 Only 1 available

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Wheel - VIRCINa 8:18 PM 1 39% 2018 Honda Civic $50,000 O Send seller a message Good evening, is this still available? Send

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Blue - 9:20 0 @ Item 1 viewed per hour 1 of 2 SHREK Shrek VHS tape This Ancient Relic could be yours for only $5,000,000. No case ★★★* (15) $5,000,000 + $2.80 shipping or Best Offer Est. delivery Fri, Jan 8 - Mon, Jan 11 Ships from United States 12 watchers Buy It Now Add to cart Make offer ♡ Add to Watchlist II

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Text - Sarah V Buy/Sell/Swap 25m · •.. Assortment of crew member through management name tags circa 2000 Selling together VSARAH McDonald's. OSARAH♡ SARAH McDonald's CREW TRAINER SARAH McDonalO'S

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Product - Hand-Made. 2 available. $5/each Pickup only. Price is firm. $5. MESSAGE Ladies Pop Can Tab Dangle Earrings

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Text - Genuine egyptian statue 1/6 1 viewed per hour i know this is genuine because i can read the message on here. The last pictures say the ancient egyptians left us something in the sphinx then went to space. the egyptians found the pyramids and dont know who built them. with an amazing message on it which i can mostly read. It talks about dinosaurs and it was a ufo blast not a meteor that killed them. cities under the see ete Picture 2 is falling man on big chair refering to the devil and he

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Flag - 1/3 House of Representatives Speaker Podium $14,980.00 Free Shipping 29 bids | Ends in 9d 20h Est. Delivery Wed, Jan 27 - Fri, Jan 29

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Text - 4:17 1 xfunity PS5 Digital editon $900 · Sold Listed over a week ago in Romulus, MI Send Offer Save Share IK

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Technology - I built this while trippin. No idea what it does. Not trying it either. $75 Listed 50 minutes ago in Baxter, TN Send seller a message

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Text - ... 31 Dec 202O · Pandora type bespoke bracelet , ideal lockdown pick me up for your Missus!! PANDOSA £500 ENGLAND View Item Pandoraish bracelet COVID-19 info for buyers and sellers Learn More D 35 12 comments

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Vehicle door - Custom squirrel shift boot $150 Listed 18 hours ago in Nevada, TX

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Finger - This little gem is official as the whistle. May actually have been purchased on the west bank McDonald's $500 HARVEY, LA MESSAGE Throw back. Mc Donald's

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Service - • Sell, Trade, Swap, Buy ... Vermont 1h: O 1966 Ski-mo skiboose snowmobile sled MESSAGE $325 · O05676 1966 skimo skiboose. Great for dragging your little crotch goblins around the yard while they scream for you to go faster. No windshield, so if they scream too much you can pin the throttle and quiet them down. No seat belts either, because..kids weren't b*tches in 1966. Also good for ice fishing, filling with beer, or pretty much anything else yo.. See More ANADA 22 Sh oroo

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Electronic device - START GAME BOY NDVANCE Game boy Advance full of beans $50 Listed 11 hours ago Send seller a message Hello, is this still available? Send Send Offer Save Share

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Motor vehicle - 939 Chrame Peloton Bike $2,499

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Brown - w/ ... 10m · O The man in the picture is 6'8 for a size reference. I don't have exact measurements. $20 (for the rug). Pickup in Choctaw. $20 O Area rug VIEW ITEM

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Colorfulness - Search Google Shopping I make your plushie long Buying options About this page O $49.25 Visit site +$0.00 est. tax $9.84 delivery Etsy - Seller II

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Service - I have two Ambulances full of supplies have no idea what the value is , would like to sell Everything. Ambulance not for sale , supplies and contents only $3,000 NEW CASTLE, DE Ambulance supplies from an ambulance. MESSAGE

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Bottle - Brand new sealed. Has aunt Jemima picture no longer available. Collectors item now. Aunt Jemima Original Syrup 100 CALORIES PER SERVING $800 · FRESNO, TX Aunt Jemima MESSAGE

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Text - Finger - * ll 80% 9:59 PM Animal/fish Trap $15 Listed 16 minutes ago in Queens, PE Send seller a message

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Footwear - Julie Johnson > West Lothian Buy Sell Swap & Free (Ebay Gumtree) 3 mins · Large Converse Shoe £12,345 O Livingston, West Lothian Quite unusual & not sure of value. Needs a wee bit TLC but is always commented on. Offers Very heavy, will need at least 2 strong people to move & a van O Like Comment

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Hardwood - 13:03 67° Classifieds 16h • A Jig saw turned into an extreme home muscle massager. Not for the weak of heart. $20 METAIRIE, LA Massage Gun homemade MESSAGE Ai 127 25C mant II RAFTSMAN

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Rock - Venom's Face on A Rock $1,400,000 $1,500,000 Listed 2 days ago in Chilliwack, BC Send seller a message

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Purple - ? Thor's Hammer $8,000,000

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Barbecue grill - ... ... Boba Fett helmet $35 Listed 18 hours ago in Sydney, NSW e Seller prefers door drop off or pick up. Learn More

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Toddler Invents Their Own Swear Word, Swears At Parent For Weeks


While kids have garnered plenty of a reputation for being flat out silly and dumb, they can also get devilishly inventive when faced with the possibility of getting in trouble for a continued pattern of unacceptable behavior. This toddler decided to dip into their word bank and pull out a new word for the explicit purpose of being able to cuss at their parent without having to actually "swear." 

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Blue - r/tifu u/TheOphans · 1d + Join 1 1 2 25 O 45 3 32 8 32 TIFU by learning that my toddler made up their own way of swearing at me and has been telling me to f off for a while. M So the build up to this fuck up... I work out at home and have done since my child was born. I like to work out to music and there is one particular song that for some reason really helps me get in the mood to squat. It's a song that l'd played for some time without question until 4 months ago because it has a few s

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Text - My child had been listening to the song a lot more because they recently got into dancing to my music, I realised this when they repeated some of the lyrics and I explained to them why sometimes there are words that we don't use and why ect. My child is very emotionally in tune and can express themselves very well. So after this conversation they were very alert to any 'naughty' words, so if they hear anyone swear now they will tell them it's not okay. Let's fast forward to a few weeks ag

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Text - We were sat down eating dinner and I said the dreaded word that every toddler hates - 'no'. That one word started something that let me know how intelligent my toddler really is. My toddler lifted their fingers, crossed them over, stared at me and said 'x off mummy'. I sat there for a minute while it dawned on me. I composed myself, and then I asked if 'X' meant something else? My toddler silently nodded while staring at me... I asked what it meant and I was met with 'I can't tell you, it

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Text - I asked if 'X' was the same word from the song. My toddler broke out laughing, smiled at me and said 'yes mummy'. They had been telling me to fuck off in their own very unique way during tantrums for a few weeks now, and I didn't have any idea until it dawned on me that X had another meaning. TL;DR Toddler repeated a swear word, and got told not to use swear words. Toddler then created their own swear word in response and had been swearing at me for a few weeks 41.6k 1.6k 1, Share

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Totally Random, Strange, And On Point Tumblr Gems


We can always count on the multitude of rabbit holes prevalent throughout the wild world of Tumblr to keep us entertained as we muddle through this strange existence. You never quite know what you're going to get from Tumblr. Sometimes, it's a thread on what it's like to become a literal ant god. Other times, you get the thread on the intergalactic adventures of a weaponized Roomba. These particular Tumblr gems are certainly worth the time. 

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Text - glumshoe what does it mean when someone says they're pescatarian and vegan teaboot Land animals are innocent of crime but The Fish have Sinned

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Text - themiscyra1983 Peppers: Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS. Humans: oh my god this burns so good Peppers: wut jumpingjacktrash poppies: at last, i have evolved my sap to the point where anything that eats me will sleep... FOREVER humans who are about to invent painkillers: hey guess what

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Text - thats-slightly-raven: feistie: thats-slightly-raven: I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT. maybe if you'd go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn't happen :) OH I'M SORRY IT'S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT. a thats-slightly-raven

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