Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Spelling Failures that Really Ate a Dictionary


Spelling is hard, and we see a lot of spelling fails that would make the dictionary quit. It gets harder when you hear a word or phrase a bunch of times without ever reading it, so you have to make up your own phonetic spelling. And that's how you get so many folks living in a doggy dog world. Then sometimes you get small typos that mean a lot, like when a sign suddenly turns a beach into "pubic access." Sometimes spelling fails make us question public schools.

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Text - Swap Shop Yesterday at 6:05 PM . I'm looking for an autistic guitar $20 58 39 Comments O Like Comment Damn dude all I have are eclectics

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Text - WOE 20:03 Mock my words Wir in couple days or few weeks Mock my words hahahaha I'm about to mock them

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Text - To our Valued ur r of guest we will be closing at 7PM daily for the and but se. forcible future. on -d. Thank you Office DEPOTre

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Text - What goes around comes around... Caramel is a bitch.

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Food - Shrimps camping d TikTok

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Text - What do you want from Metro? I want Hot chocolate powder Strawberries Blueberries Lays Mom wants Peppers Tomatoes Mushrooms Milk Ground beef Scottish cheese Chicken thighs Ok I found everything except for Scottish cheese What even is that? I've never seen that in the fridge? ??? Wym? You know the white clumpy cheese that's liquidy and looks a bit like bird poop? YOU MEAN COTTAGE CHEESE?!

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Dish - Chicken teacup my salad ODGN

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Product - 5:32 Sprint all 98% Q Search Do not go to Sam's Club for any toilet trees CIDON ...

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Text - putting a big mac wrapper up in a frame as a sue veneer. don't cry because it's over. smile because it happened

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Land vehicle - FUR SAIL

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Text - What if a zombie a pack of nips happen?

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Text - Guess we're just two peas in a pot It's in a pod I'm pretty sure it's a pot It's definitely pod

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Text - Local Guide 51 reviews 130 photos 6 days ago Our redhead waitress was so cute and corky! I would definitely return to this place!

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Text - Jesus Is here- he loves you-except hum..

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Crochet - 6 mins I made all three of these crotch blanket for the family! O Like Comment Send

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Text - Hey man tell that to ur representative Im just the bear of bad news don't shoot the messenger haha 1d Like Reply

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Text - 9:17 PM I'll cut your juggler and let you bleed out and laugh while doing it Sent from web

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Text - 90% 2:29 I'm not fucking dents. I know how to Take a Hint unlike yourself. ME It's dense. Send a chat GIF 4. 5 8. Q' w E R TYUI0 o' P A S D F G H J K L 1 Z X cV BN M X ?123

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Text - be due .hours on... Allergies and sensitivities No Rea Alergic to "gie LÝCHEES yAN Role: Sign: Compound

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Text - Why must I get so attached to people Read 7:27 PM because whore moans

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Text - Replies 4 hours ago ryan pronounces gif as “G-if" and not “J-if" inch resting... 21 Add a public reply... 14 minutes ago (edited) INCHRESTING

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Car - Anyone in the market for a '99 Grandma Keith 1999 Mercury Grandma Keith V8 $764 Sanford, View details

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Text - If truth be told we are all drug attic's if you can't go 15 minutes without checking your phone your an attic and don't give me that bull crap phones don't harm you they do doctors have said to0 much hours on the phone can cause brain damage Google it

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Food - 9 layer case idea

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Sale PEASE USE TONGUE DO NOT TOUCH BREAD WITH HANDS THANK YOU

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Guy's First Time Reaction To Rage Against The Machine


Can only imagine what was going through this guy's head if this is indeed the first time he's heard Rage Against The Machine. Maybe some overwhelming sense of relief. He's finally found the music that just hits right. 

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The 3-Year Long Beetlejuice Gag from "Community"


For those not knowledgeable of Beetlejuice lore, you say the guy's name, Beetlejuice, three times and he shows up. Community had some real meta bits, and this one covered the span of three seasons. Beetlejuice.

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Guy's Creepy Video Chat Bot Could Use Some Work


If you're getting tired of having to respond to calls, do what this guy did and turn yourself into basically a living scarecrow. Sure it's a little creepy here and there but your friends and coworkers will be none the wiser. It's like the futuristic version of glasses with eyes drawn on the outside.

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Xzibit Reacts To "Pimp My Ride" Horror Stories


Maybe it was a terrible show, but maybe you enjoyed watching it all the time anyways. 

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Man Thinks Date Is A Job Interview


Of all the ways that a date can experience a curveball, this has got to be one of the most absurd situations we've come across. Apparently, the dude sat through a genuine date, and assumed that it was a job interview the whole time. Yikes. But also, a date's a date. 

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Text - r/tifu + JOIN u/Anonmale593 • 230d 1 S 1 TIFU by going on a date thinking it was a job interview By sitting through an entire date thinking it's a job interview So this happened in the past 24hrs. I'm a 19 year old male making my way through college, and also work at a restaurant to make ends meet. Now you could consider me pretty smart except when it comes to social interactions, I can almost never pick up on little hints such as flirting.

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Text - So yesterday was a pretty slow day at the restaurant and this middle aged lady (35-40) came in, she was the only customer we'd had all day, and as such I decided l'd be extra friendly and have a real conversation with her. It's worth noting that she's very very attractive for her age, and she was very well kept as well. During the conversation she mentions that she runs a property management/realtor business, and that she had just spent the day interviewing people for an assistant positio

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Text - Now here's where my idiocy really becomes clear. Im not usually a morning person and the idea of an early morning interview had me nervous, so I made sure I woke up nice and early and got dressed looking real spiffy if I may say so. I show up to the cafe dressed formally with my resume in hand. And as soon as she spots me she greets me with a long deep hug. This is when I should've realized this wasn't a standard job interview. But clueless as I am I just figured oh shes friendly.

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Text - We sat down and the conversation never once broached the subject of my skills, qualifications, or employment history. Instead she mainly steered the conversation towards personal stuff like what are my hobbies, shared stories about her life etc... This whole time l'm thinking, oh she already knows where I work, and she's probably just looking for someone whose personality matches her's. Because of course no one wants an assistant who doesn't get them. DUH.

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Text - Now by the time we were wrapping up, 2 hours had past, and the whole time I'm thinking oh this interview is going really well. Then as we stood up to leave the cafe, she gave me one more hug, and said she "really did enjoy our date" and asked if l'd be interested in coming over tonight for dinner. I froze for a second, DID SHE JUST SAY DATE?!? Panicking as if the job was still on the line I quickly said "sure that sounds great boss" with two thumbs up and a dumb smile on my face. I have n

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Attempts that Skidded Into A Tree of Failure


Life is a series of attempts, and many will fail. Sometimes you're trying to get off work. Sometimes you're trying to defend your beliefs. Sometimes you're trying to drive into a snowman. Now matter how hard you try, some attempts are destined to careen into the ditch of failure.

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