Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Spelling Failures that Really Ate a Dictionary


Spelling is hard, and we see a lot of spelling fails that would make the dictionary quit. It gets harder when you hear a word or phrase a bunch of times without ever reading it, so you have to make up your own phonetic spelling. And that's how you get so many folks living in a doggy dog world. Then sometimes you get small typos that mean a lot, like when a sign suddenly turns a beach into "pubic access." Sometimes spelling fails make us question public schools.

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Text - Swap Shop Yesterday at 6:05 PM . I'm looking for an autistic guitar $20 58 39 Comments O Like Comment Damn dude all I have are eclectics

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Text - WOE 20:03 Mock my words Wir in couple days or few weeks Mock my words hahahaha I'm about to mock them

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Text - To our Valued ur r of guest we will be closing at 7PM daily for the and but se. forcible future. on -d. Thank you Office DEPOTre

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Text - What goes around comes around... Caramel is a bitch.

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Food - Shrimps camping d TikTok

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Text - What do you want from Metro? I want Hot chocolate powder Strawberries Blueberries Lays Mom wants Peppers Tomatoes Mushrooms Milk Ground beef Scottish cheese Chicken thighs Ok I found everything except for Scottish cheese What even is that? I've never seen that in the fridge? ??? Wym? You know the white clumpy cheese that's liquidy and looks a bit like bird poop? YOU MEAN COTTAGE CHEESE?!

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Dish - Chicken teacup my salad ODGN

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Product - 5:32 Sprint all 98% Q Search Do not go to Sam's Club for any toilet trees CIDON ...

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Text - putting a big mac wrapper up in a frame as a sue veneer. don't cry because it's over. smile because it happened

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Land vehicle - FUR SAIL

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Text - What if a zombie a pack of nips happen?

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Text - Guess we're just two peas in a pot It's in a pod I'm pretty sure it's a pot It's definitely pod

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Text - Local Guide 51 reviews 130 photos 6 days ago Our redhead waitress was so cute and corky! I would definitely return to this place!

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Text - Jesus Is here- he loves you-except hum..

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Crochet - 6 mins I made all three of these crotch blanket for the family! O Like Comment Send

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Text - Hey man tell that to ur representative Im just the bear of bad news don't shoot the messenger haha 1d Like Reply

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Text - 9:17 PM I'll cut your juggler and let you bleed out and laugh while doing it Sent from web

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Text - 90% 2:29 I'm not fucking dents. I know how to Take a Hint unlike yourself. ME It's dense. Send a chat GIF 4. 5 8. Q' w E R TYUI0 o' P A S D F G H J K L 1 Z X cV BN M X ?123

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Text - be due .hours on... Allergies and sensitivities No Rea Alergic to "gie LÝCHEES yAN Role: Sign: Compound

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Text - Why must I get so attached to people Read 7:27 PM because whore moans

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Text - Replies 4 hours ago ryan pronounces gif as “G-if" and not “J-if" inch resting... 21 Add a public reply... 14 minutes ago (edited) INCHRESTING

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Car - Anyone in the market for a '99 Grandma Keith 1999 Mercury Grandma Keith V8 $764 Sanford, View details

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Text - If truth be told we are all drug attic's if you can't go 15 minutes without checking your phone your an attic and don't give me that bull crap phones don't harm you they do doctors have said to0 much hours on the phone can cause brain damage Google it

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Food - 9 layer case idea

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Sale PEASE USE TONGUE DO NOT TOUCH BREAD WITH HANDS THANK YOU

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