Monday, December 9, 2019

Times Spoiled Rich Kids Had Their World Burst By Real Life


Times ignorant rich kids had to deal with the real world.

Money doesn't necessarily make a person intolerable to be around, but it can definitely give their kids a psychopathically ignorant sense of entitlement. Here are some more times the real world hit a spoiled rich kid. Nothing makes regular people angry quite like the antics of spoiled rich kid syndrome.

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Tumblr Thread Quickly Dissects Acceptable Bed Positions


Tumblr thread explores bed positions.

For most people, we have a bed against a wall or two, usually to conserve bedroom space. This Tumblr thread gets into how much of bed placement is actually rooted in fear. Also, it seems like Thomas Jefferson was a weird dude. Tumblr can get down some unique rabbit holes, like the semantics of updog, or these varied Tumblr gems.

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Irish Tesco Worker Does Amazing Impersonation Of A Church Service


Conflicted over whether his singing or the well-timed railing kicks are the most amazing parts. This guy's a good person to keep around in your life. 

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Deadpan Girl Defeats Loud And Obnoxious Comedian


This is a prime example of how you don't need to be the loudest to win an argument, or roast in this case. This shy girl's deadpan delivery quickly wins over the hearts of the crowd. The guy got destroyed. 

Chicken Wing Debate Tears Twitter Apart


Various Twitter users debate about what the proper way to eat a chicken wing is.

A heated debate broke out on Twitter regarding the proper way to eat a chicken wing. This is no light matter. People can find themselves divided over one person's choice to chomp that chicken wing down to the very bone, and the other person's decision to leave bits of meat still hanging off the bone. I mean, is there really any excuse for #1? That just looks like someone who had their plate taken away mid-bite. 

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Garbage Moments from Planet Trashy


Trashy selfish moments of people being horrible.

Don't let these moments of incredible selfishness get you down, most people are pretty decent. It's just that trashy, antisocial behavior can come from any part of society, and sometimes people's actions are so petty and ridiculously selfish, all you can do is gawk at the trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

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Strict Vegan Kicks Out Boyfriend's Daughter for Tampering with Their Food


Vegan kicks out boyfriend's daughter for disrespecting her diet, and the internet weighs in.

This is a mess. It's messed up to tamper with someone's food, but it started with everybody making some pretty bad decisions that led to this point. Gotta say, the jury's verdict that everyone sucks here is pretty compelling. For more vegan drama, here's a reversal of the situation, where a dad who doesn't want to stop cooking bacon because his daughter's diet. For more on the subject, here's a chill vegan's explanation of the Burger King lawsuit.

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Ryan Reynolds Hilariously Responds To Peloton Ad


Woman stars in Ryan Reynolds Gin commercial after making her debut in a creepy Peloton ad.

Ryan Reynolds and his marketing department for Aviation Gin are doing great things. In this case, we're looking at a hilarious and timely response to the creepy Peloton ad that went viral last week. Honestly, they nailed it with this holiday commercial that features the woman from the original Peloton ad. It's also like they gave her a chance to show she's aware, and has a sense of humor about the whole thing. 

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Wife Gets Back At Cheating Husband By Racking Up Credit Debt


Wife gets back at her cheating husband by racking up a big credit card debt.

This wife got back at her cheating husband with the pure rage-fueled power of credit card debt revenge. The guy that cheated on his wife of multiple years, clearly had it coming. Sometimes karma looks like an $8,000 credit card statement. Yikes!

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Dumb Things People Did to their Own Cars


Mechanics share dumb things people did to their own cars.

Here are stories, mostly from mechanics, who had to witness the aftermath of people's horrible automobile decisions. Some out of negligence, some from people who wanted their car to look cool and put form over function, and others who were just plain stupid. People are pretty ignorant about their own automobiles. Here are tumblr users getting schooled on physics and car safety, and here are people who parked like jerks.

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Artist Provides Take on the "120K Banana" Fiasco


Artist's take on modern art industry stemming from artist who ate expensive banana art.

Recently Artist David Datuna made a statement by eating Maurizio Cattelan's art installation, which was a banana taped to a wall that was worth well over a hundred thousand dollars. Call us haters of modern art, but we're pretty happy to see low effort trash that people get to call "art" get eaten like the goddamned banana that it is. Artist Karla Ortiz said this about complacency of modern art galleries. Oh, also people are pretty sure this was part of a money laundering scheme.

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Quora User Explains Why Cutting a Tomato Won't Cause an Explosion


Quora user get answer to question of if cutting a tomato could split an atom.

We feel dumb admitting this, but we've definitely had this question too. Turns out there's a few reasons people don't frequently die in nuclear explosions every time someone tries to prepare a salad. For another interesting thing regarding the physics of nuclear explosions, here's the time tumblr uncovered the legend of the fastest manhole cover ever.

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Crab Voiceover is Weirdly On Point


We don't want to over explain what this crab video is. Either you'll really like it or you won't. If you don't, we apologize for your poor taste.

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Brands Share Dirty Jokes They Can Get Away With


A collection of brands share what kinds of jokes they can get away with on Twitter.

Brands are coming together on a Twitter thread about the dirty jokes they can manage to get away with. Some brand names just make it all too easy to pull off the naughty joke. 

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Target Employee Details His First Crazy Week Of Work


Tumblr user shares all the crazy happenings of their first day at Target.

This guy detailed his first week of work at Target, and it reads like an exhausting customer service nightmare. Working any kind of customer service job is willingly putting yourself on the front line of dealing with all kinds of toxic entitlement, and customers just making everyone else's life a little bit more complicated. Sounds like working at Target is no small feat. 

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Guy Shares Hilarious Story About His Skyrim Adventures


Guy's Twitter thread about his experience with dog following him around in Skyrim is perfect representation of the game.

This guy's story about his adventures on Skyrim and especially in regards to an infuriatingly loyal doggo, end up perfectly capturing the experience of playing Skyrim. It's a tale as old as time, and we're always going to be a fan of it! 

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