Sunday, December 15, 2019

Lying Producer Gets Verbal Take-Down for Offering Gig With No Pay


Producer who asks for dancers for no pay gig gets taken down for his BS | Text - 5:03 9 137 Exposed > Неу Hi Sup You can skip the small talk lol I'm looking for some background dancers for a music video at a well known artists house make or female/ F and with exotic looks. Do you know anyone who'd be interested Maybe, when's the gig and what's the payout? Tuesday no payout per say buts it's a one of a kind opportunity will get a lot of exposure and credited What do you mean by exposure like free

This lying cheapskate didn't know what he was getting into when he asked for free dancers to shoot a music video. Rather than letting people get manipulated for no money, this person let the guy know that he was full of BS. For more rude people who wanted free stuff, here are some entitled folks who need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

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Tinder Home Runs And Strikeouts From The World's Romantics


A collection of wins and fails from various Tinder users | Text - ON 12/2/19 YOU MATCHED WITH Im less of a sugar daddy and more of a sugar uncle. You'll only see me a few times a year, but I always bring the best gifts Like what? 6 pack of natty light Sent

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of Tinder users either failing in epic fashion, or actually getting somewhere with the shameless pickup lines. It's remarkable how some of these people actually managed to get somewhere with their matches. 

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Guy Succinctly Proves Meme That Men Know Where Their Paperclip Is


Guy proves that he knows where his paperclip is | DM of girl asking guy where he has paperclips and he tells her there is one behind the wheel of his desk and there is one there

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your paperclip is? This guy was able to prove the meme right with his personal paperclip awareness. It's stuff like this that go to show men are peculiar creatures. It's important to know where your paperclip is.

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The Funniest Insults People Have Heard


A collection of AskReddit replies to what people think are the funniest insults | Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the funniest insults they've ever heard. These are right in line with those "rare insults" lists we like to run. You've got to appreciate it when people take a creative approach to the insult/banter game. 

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Women Send Guys Risky Texts, Awkwardness Ensues


A collection of tweets from women explaining their experiences texting men raunchy pictures | Text - Addie @addielynn88 Replying to@cal_gif A guy literally responded to my _____ last night with a picture of his Taco Bell. The ego bruise is unrecoverable.

Women are sharing their experiences with sending dudes naughty texts, and the resulting moments of anticlimactic awkwardness that ensued. Seems like these guys just didn't know what to say. Might as well just drop a "k" next time. 

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Rare Insults That Were Creative And Plain Brutal


Creative insults that were brutal | Rare insult on how Imagine Dragon is just a bunch of Jeep commercial makers who figured it is easier to make the music than to try and find it for their jeep commercials

The YouTube comments section is a comedy goldmine. It seems like that's the modern day waiting room for people just queuing up their most creative, and precisely brutal insults that they happen to have on hand. Zero punches were pulled in the crafting of these rare insults. 

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Police Search Cancer Patient's Room For Marijuana


Apparently all this pancreatic cancer patient was packing was some CBD, which was totally legal in Missouri. I mean, this is just about as insensitive as it gets!

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Supercut of an Awesome Professor's Shenanigans


This is the kind of physics professor that would've gotten us excited about science. Apparently the guy is in his 70's and he still manages to do all this wild stuff. Hell yeah.

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Facebook Scammer Gets Trolled To Oblivion


Person has some fun with a Facebook scammer | DM of how are you doing and I am happy to tell you about the international monetary funding company because

This Facebook scammer got trolled to perfection by someone who decided to devote some time toward making their life a little bit more frustrating. If a scammer contacts you out of the blue, sometimes the best course of action is to try and waste some of their time right back. 

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Woman On Twitter Tells Hilarious Story Of Runaway Pomeranian


Woman tells hilarious story about a Pomeranian dog in funny Twitter thread | Text - Merry Priest (rhymes with Cherie Priest) @cmpriest Things overheard whilst a zippy Pomeranian named "Chunk" escaped his yard and chased after me while I walked Greyson and Lucy this morning. A thread:

We need more stories of this troublemaking Pomeranian, stirring up all kinds of ruckus around the neighborhood. Twitter user @Cmpriest, tells a hilarious story of "Chunk" being a big old rascal. 

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Spelling Fails That Made Us Question Public Schools


catastrophic and stupid spelling fails and mistakes | Egg being a Dick instead of eggs benedict | Lobby is temporarily CLOTHES so use drive thru

The world is full of dumb spelling fails and at this point it doesn't seem like there's much to do about them other than laugh it off. You can't make adults go back to elementary school, and honestly who'd want them to when we get so many unintentional nonsensical humorous utterances out of it.

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Spicy Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Ryan Reynolds


Funny tweets from Ryan Reynolds on Twitter | Ryan Reynolds tweet about how he would would thru fire for his Daughter but then backtracks about the fire to somewhere really hot and then backtracks regarding how hot because of his hair

Ryan Reynolds just has a way with words. He's truly a world class sh*tposter. The dude just knows how to dominate Twitter with wit and spicy comedy gems. Social media is lucky to have him. 

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Guy Gets Fired After Calling Out Awful Customer


A collection of AskReddit replies to employees that snapped on customers, and got fired | Text - [deleted] • 2y I used to work for a popular pub chain here in the UK, called Wetherspoons. I had been there three years, I had been promoted to Team Leader... I wasn't really too bothered about the job as a future, because it was only money to keep my through university, but money's money. Anyway, one day we get a customer in, an American, who has just stepped off the plane. And all his preconception

Everyone has their breaking point, and some people lack the kind of common decency that's necessary to be able to see when you've pushed things too far. This customer just sounds like an awful person. Fortunately, things end up working out for the employee who was originally fired for not putting up with someone just being a terrible person. 

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Dad Has Hilarious Elf On The Shelf Fail


A dad goes out with his wife and gets drunk and proceeds to come home and accidentally flush an elf on the shelf down the toilet | TIFU when I tried to move the Elf On A Shelf My wife and Family are really upset

These parents decided to go out and have themselves a nice old-fashioned drunken time. Unfortunately, things got a little away from the dad and he ended up accidentally flushing an elf down the toilet when they got home! From there it got even worse, cause the toilet got clogged, and now the kids are worried about Santa not showing up! 

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Artist Trolls Entitled Fans Who Demand Free Drawings


Artist trolls fans who ask for free art by drawing terrible drawings of them | girl send picture of herself with snapchat puppy ears so he draws very generic version of her face with prominent puppy ears

The world is full of entitled people who need to leave and take their attitudes with them. This is extra abundant with anyone who makes art for a living, because fans tend to think that since it's their "passion" that artists would just love to do extra work for strangers without realizing that it's their job. @Jonarton took this to the next level when people asked him for free art.

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Terrifying Signs That Are Way Too Ominous


Bunch of signs that are scary, whether they are intended to be scary or not | Sign that only shows the word HELP that is being swallowed up by a tree | Sign at a port noting that the black death had entered Europe via that port and wiped out 30 to 50 percent of the population

At their most basic level, signs exist to give the general public necessary information and warn people of hidden dangers. These foreboding signs went above and beyond when it came to being scary as hell, whether being spooky was their intention or not. Signs just have a habit of being scarier than intended.

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