Friday, January 15, 2016

Your Dick Pics Need a Professional to Take Them to the Next Level


Sofian Khan, professional dick photographer, is here to help you out. Check out a 'dickumentory' trailer that Khan is in below.

The Dickumentary from Capital K Pictures on Vimeo.



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The Kindness of One Target Employee is a Reminder To Us All to Have Patience


This Man Has No Respect for Pizza Etiquette


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Twitter user @sad_tree tells the story of a man who ordered pizza and did something monstrous with it.

Warning: Minor nsfw language ahead

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Tagged: twitter , list , pizza

We Get It, You Like Other People Who Vape


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Tagged: vape , smoking , Video , traffic

Snape's Scenes in Chronological Order Tell the Heartbreaking Story That Made Severus a Character We All Grew Fond of


Even This Little Boy Knows That Going to the Gym is a Social Obligation


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Tagged: gym , cute , parenting , Video

Would You Eat a Waffle Made by a Machine That Farts?


Farts: always funny, amirite?

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After Asking for an Allowance Advance, a 6 Year-Old Learned a Professional Lesson From Dad™


funny parenting image dad responds to 6 year old's request for advance in allowance

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Tagged: toys , letters , parenting , money , win

The Future is Now, But Jeb Bush Doesn't Know How to Use His iWatch


If You Love Binge Watching Horribly-Grim Shows, You're Ready to Start 'Cringe Watching'!


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What Year is It?!


me for the next two months trying to write 2016

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Tagged: 2016 , new years

Dad Joke Han Solo Is the Reason Kylo Ren Joined the Dark Side


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Who knows if Han and Leia made good parents? Judging by the most recent Star Wars, possibly not. At least we know what a 'funny' dad Han Solo would be now that we have @dadjokehansolo. While the movie doesn't cover what, exactly, led their son to join the Dark side, our guess is that the lame dad jokes just pushed him over the edge.

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This Doughnut Burger Will Redefine Your Life