Thursday, May 23, 2019

Italian Indoor Athletics Female Pole Vault Team Is A Sight For Sore Eyes


Oh, how did ya'll end up here? The Italian Indoor Athletics female pole vaulting team is some kind of sight to behold. Maybe that's why...

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Guy Orders $90 Of Bread For His Family, Ends Up Cleaning His House With It


That low carb Julian Bakery bread is WAY more useful than you might ever have known. Yes, it's spongelike consistency makes it a great household cleaner. 

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Man Realizes He's Been Sh*tting Wrong In The Middle Of A Podcast


Oh please let this be an act of trolling. There's just no way. 

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Guy's Twitter Thread Ranking French Fry Combinations Goes Viral


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Twitter User @JakeWilkns provided the online world with the definitive ranking of different french fry combinations. Whether you're picky when it comes to how much salt's on your fries, to if you like dipping them in milkshakes; this thread has got you covered! 

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Guy Gets In A Row With Treasurer Who Can't Comprehend Payment Plan


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At first glance being mean to a charity sure makes this dude look like a bad guy. Then you realize the idiotic miscommunication going on here and it kind makes you want to bury your face in the sand. At least a another charity got the machines in the end. Check this out for a slough of cheap bastards who tried taking advantage of people.

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34 Funny Yearbook Quotes That Made Us Glad We're Not in School


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Congratulations, class of 2019. Welcome to real life. The good jobs are taken, college costs too much, and you have to pay for rent. Social security is dwindling, politics is a sham, and the world is heating up. So get to work, or something. For more yearbook quotes, check out these funny senior quotes that passed with honors.

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Millennial Proves Dumb Survey About Millennials Being Trash Cooks Is Dumb


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Twitter user @mccanner, went ahead and challenged an incendiary tweet claiming that millennials are the worst generation of cooks known to this world yet. She broke out the Google search research skills with a fiery passion. It seems like she's presented a solid case for why this dumb survey about millennials is in fact dumb. 

Want some more Millennial content? Check out the one time a ridiculous couple expecting their first baby went full whiny millennial over here. Now THAT was something worth getting real worked up about. Unbelievable, really.  

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9 Times PornHub Legend Ryan Creamer Was A Mess Of Wholesome


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Oh it's ya boi, Ryan Creamer. I mean, can we talk about how high his ratings are? Ryan Creamer's content creation game is next level. 

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Announcer Hilariously Catches Foul Ball Himself


He's out here doing everyone's job! This announcer had a very proud moment when he got to announce himself catching a foul ball. He sure let everyone know how impressed he was with his performance.

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Med Student Has Classic Encounter With Conspiracy Theorist Anti-Vax Parent


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You can't cure stupid but you sure can manipulate it. This fourth year med student's classic encounter with a ridiculous anti-vax parent is all kinds of gold. They handled the situation beautifully. 

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Man's Wife Cheats On Him With His Best Friend, So He Revenges So Hard They Self-Destruct


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This man found himself in the middle of a heartbreaking and plain old brutal situation. His wife went and cheating on him with his best friend, a friend who was like family to him. So, he channeled all that righteous rage into executing one ruthless, advanced revenge. He didn't even dirty his hands in the process. 

If you're in the mood for more pro revenge drama, check out the marine who scammed a scammer in a masterful revenge of his own over here!

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30 Hilarious Moments Overheard in Los Angeles


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Here are some awesome and distinctively LA conversations. You've got Instagram influencers getting shut down, health nuts reaching their breaking point, and sad people aggressively trying to ignore their problems. For more funny stuff people weren't necessarily supposed to hear, here's more funny superficial conversations overheard in LA.

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20+ People Who've Had Absolutely Terrible Days


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Well these disastrous days are horribly awesome. If you thought the struggle was too painfully real, these will serve as a glaring reminder that someone else out there is always going through it just like you in some capacity. Life's a struggle and we're just here to document as much of it as we can. 

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35 Hilarious Things People Said Under Anesthesia


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When you're not in your right mind and on incredibly powerful drugs, there's no knowing what you're gonna say. You might confess your love to a nurse, imagine you're in a spaceship, or just freak the hell out. What might be awkward or scary then usually turns into a pretty good story. Here are more crazy things people said under anesthesia.

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A Guy's Insanely Suspenseful Story About Accidentally Transporting Drugs


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What a WILD ride. Whether or not this guy's story is actually grounded in truth is the real question. Seems pretty ridiculous to give up all this information with all the risks that could come of talking about it...

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Former FBI Agent Breaks Down How To Read Body Language


Can a trained poker player really hide his emotions, or is everything inevitably on the surface waiting to be read if we look hard enough? 

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