Saturday, December 31, 2016

Rescue of the Day: Brendan Fraser’s Career, Which Some Fans are Trying to Save


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Since the announcement of a new Mummy movie sans Brendan Fraser, fans of the former Encino Man have been making moves to save the 48-year-old actor’s career. Fraser, who has largely been unseen since his role in the (somehow) Oscar-winner Crash, has kept a low profile these last few years. But in the weeks since the Mummy trailer’s release, intense fan interest has emerged.

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Over 34,000 signatures now grace a change.org petition to “Bring Brendan Fraser back into film/television.” Following his 2007, the petition reads, Fraser is required by law to pay $900,000 annually in alimony. The petition pleads with he networks to help get Fraser “back on his feet again” because “we miss him.”

Other efforts to rescue a man that has rescued us from a dull time at the movies many times over have included the #SaveBrendanFraser hashtag on Twitter and, as The New York Post points out, “successfully campaigned to get his ranking on IMDb among the top 500 actors.”

As for the new Mummy, Fraser has given Cruise his blessing saying, “Tom’s going to be great in it. He has incredible worldwide appeal.”

We miss you, Brendan. Good luck.

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This Photoshop Battle of an Upset Mother Is Truly the Greatest Wedding Gift the Internet Could Give


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Fix of the Day: Don’t Drop Your iPhone in Lava Like These Guys, Unless You Want to See Something Cool

Off Brand Tiger Isn't Trying to Fool Anyone


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We Saved All of the Best Tweets About Cats From 2016


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Tip of the Day: Comedian Expertly Trolls X-Men Director Brett Ratner on Twitter Because Director Didn’t Tip


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This Wild Wallaby Really Appreciates the Sweet, Soothing Sounds of This Acoustic Guitarist


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Tech of the Day: The Kissenger Gadget Lets You Kiss Your Phone When Your Lover’s Away — Nope, Nothing Sad About That


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Have you ever been alone late at night and dreamed of your lover’s sweet embrace, your lips longing for their's? Did you dream of a cold, lifeless machine that could replicate the feeling of your lips touching?

Dreams come true.

The Kissenger machine, developed by researchers from the Imagineering Lab at City Unviersity in London, allows you to plug your iPhone into a holster that looks like it has a sponge or something on it. You kiss the sponge and “high precision force sensors” measure the “dynamic forces at different parts of your lips during a kiss." Then the machine transmits those measurements via the Kissenger iOS app. Your partner recieves the kiss, and persumbly enjoy it. Yup,  totally normal and not weird or sad.

Ok. Let’s see who the website says this is for:

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Now you can kiss your favorite pop star, and they can indulge in your weird fantasy of kissing them. Fine. Let’s see what else is on this site. This picture: 



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Great. Yeah, all this seems on the level.

The Kissenger is still just a prototype and requires a headphone jack to plug into their weird kissing sponge, which means iPhone 7 users are safe for now.

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2016 Recut As a Horror Movie Is Even More Terrifying Than You'd Expect


25 Traumatizing First Date Tweets Best Left in 2016


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Friday, December 30, 2016

Thirsty Dude's Shameless Attempts at Getting Nudes From Girl Go About as Well as You'd Expect


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Watching This High School Student Explain How Lion King Ripped Off The Matrix Is Way More Entertaining Than Expected


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Blooper of the Day: Finally, The Best News Bloopers of the Year is Here

This Comedian Absolutely Destroys a Heckler Who Was Offended By a Parenting Joke


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Some Sick Devil out There Is Producing Cheese Shot Glasses for the Next Wine Party, and I Don't Know What to Feel Right Now


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George R.R. Martin Pens Thoughtful Sentiment on How He's Completely Done With This 'Wretched Year'


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You know you've crossed a line when you've got an iconically morbid author waving the white flag. We've had so many beautiful souls taken from us, and too soon at that, this year.

We just lost Carrie Fisher and Richard Adams, and George R.R. Martin finally took pen to paper to voice the rage and unrest so many of us are feeling when it comes to this damn year:

Adams was a wonderful writer. Yes, WATERSHIP DOWN was his masterpiece, but it was by no means his only great book. He wrote two terrific epic fantasies with human characters, SHARDIK and MAIA, both of which I think are criminally underrated, as well as an erotic ghost story, THE GIRL ON A SWING. His other “animal book,” THE PLAGUE DOGS, also has some wonderful sections… though it is such a dark, depressing, angry, gut-punch of a novel that I can’t say I ‘enjoyed’ it.

Adams was not ‘one of us,’ in the sense that he was never a convention-goer or part of our genre fantasy community, which may be why he was never honored with a life achievement award by the World Fantasy Convention. Nonetheless, he deserved one. I’ve been suggesting him for that honor for at least twenty years… in part because I wanted to meet him. Now I never will. That’s sad (though not as sad as PLAGUE DOGS).

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Reason of the Day: This Video Explains Why Your New Year’s Eve Is Never As Fun As You Hope


After a month of the worst group text experience of your life, New Year’s Eve is here, and you and your friends have finally decided on what you’re doing – unless Jake gets back to you because Jake throws the best parties.

But New Year’s Eve never really lives up to the hype, does it? And why is that? We try so hard to make it a special night. We even might get invited to Jake’s party. He’s going to have a two-story beer bong this year. Two. Stories. It’ll be so sick.

ASAP Science actually has a pretty reasonable list of reasons why New Year’s kind of stinks.


  1. Expectations — We all think that New Year’s is going to be a climactic end to our year, but it usually just ends with you passed out on your floor clutching a copy of the West Side Story soundtrack and screaming, “Why, Maria? Why?”  

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  2. Trying too hard — To live up to the expectations of the night, we all try and make sure that the night is as perfect as possible, which is why you have got to be at Jake’s party this year. But the fact is, trying too hard to have a good time leads to a bad time.

  3. Optimism Bias — Apparently, our brain is hardwired to expect positive outcomes over negative ones. How do I get some of that optimism bias?

  4. Reflection — Thinking about the past year can be… sad. 

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  5. Alcohol — Reflection plus alcohol can be sadder. 

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  6. Cost — Between dinner and the Ãœber, NYE can cost a ton of money. Once you factor in all the money you spend trying to bribe your way into Jake’s party, you’re pretty broke come Jan. 1.

  7. The Kiss — If you don’t have someone to kiss, you’re sad. If you do, everyone hates you.

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Happy New Year! Make strong decisions!

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Watching This Toddler Shred the Slope Like a True Champ Just Made Me Question My Ability to Do Anything in Life


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Parent of the Day: Grinchy Dad Steals Christmas and Throws Gifts in the Fire


Getting coal as a gift is one thing, but using gifts as coal is quite another.

One dad pulled a page out of the Jimmy Kimmel Guide to Parenting and gave his kids a traumatic experience for Christmas. Who says Christmas is over?

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When his kids wouldn’t go to bed or something, YouTuber Scotty B asked his daughter to get a gift from under the tree. He then took the gift and tossed into the fire. That’s when all Hell (or just some well-deserved whining) broke loose.

His daughter called mom, and what happens next will blow your mind.

Dad reveals that it was just a Christmas joke, and the girl threatens, “I’m still telling my friends on you.”

Seem harmless enough until you realize her friends include Santa Claus. Game. Set. Match. 

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Ruthless Dog Sh*ts All Over Family's Attempt at Taking Holiday Pic


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No, literally.

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These Texts Prove That Trolling an Australian News Channel With Simpsons Pics Is an Art In and Of Itself


Guy Brings a 2008 Flatscreen TV to an Antiques Roadshow


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Get an Early Taste of New Year's Fireworks, Watch 10,000 Sparklers Go off All at Once


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These Clever People Found a Way to Make Sure They'll Keep Their New Year's Resolutions


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The easiest way to avoid disappointment is to have low expectations!

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Thursday, December 29, 2016

User Tells the Story About the Time He Played a 'Sweet' Game of Russian Roulette


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16 Times 'Veggie Tales' Was Exactly What We Needed In Life


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Guy Documents Cheating Coworkers Meltdown When She Finds Out Shes Getting More Than Just the Wrong Car For Chrismas


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In Ancient Greece Great Breasts Were an Acceptable Legal Defense


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If the tits are legit you must acquit, in this hilarious story from history.

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Kid Saves up All His Money to Give Dad Amazing Christmas Gift That Immediately Brings Tears to His Eyes


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A Family of Raccoons Visits This Girl Every Night and She Rewards Them With Snacks


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They seem to really like toast...

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