Rachel Maddow of MSNBC managed to set the denizens of the internet into a full-on tailspin with one hell of a consequential tweet about Mr. DJ Trump and his tax returns, this evening. Buckle up and enjoy the ride...
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Tuesday, March 14, 2017
Seth Meyers Takes A Closer Look at Trump's Conspiracy Theories and Trumpcare
In case you haven't noticed, having a reality-TV gameshow host as president is a total nightmare in which everyday brings a brand-new, equally terrifying nightmare.
The past two weeks have been exceptionally fun because the president has been on a real tear. First, he tweeted out some conspiracy theories about Barack Obama because he misses asking the former president for his birth certificate. Then, the GOP released Trumpcare and everyone hates it because it's awful.
But rather than listen to me rattle on and on about it, why not take 10 minutes and watch Seth Meyers destroy both these things, as he is wont to do. It's a nice warm blanket to get you through the cold nightmare of reality.
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Tagged: seth meyers , politics
The Fresh Prince Turned Into Uncle Phil When Will Smith Went Bungee Jumping
Everyone always says that one day you'll become your parents, but what is happening to Will Smith is unreal.
While bungee jumping off Zimbabwe’s Victoria Falls, Smith took a video, and during the course of his jump, he transformed into his TV mentor, Uncle Phil.
"This is going to be a cool shot," said Smith. Then this happened:
Holy shit Will Smith is becoming Uncle Phil http://pic.twitter.com/rBYMzMXUHA
— pauly casillas (@PaulyPeligroso) March 12, 2017
Holy shit. Will Smith looks exactly like the late James Avery, the actor who portrayed Uncle Phil on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Looks like the Fresh Prince will finally have an opportunity to find out why parents don't understand.
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Tagged: fresh prince , will smith
The Daily Show Recast that BBC Family Video With the Trump Administration and It's Glorious
How do you make a great video better? Add a little Spicer to it.
After last week's BBC family video went viral, everyone was going gaga for those two babies that crashed their dad's big interview. But that wasn't the end of it.
The Daily Show devoted a whole segment to analyzing the video in all its glory, but then they did us one better: They recast the whole thing with the Trump administration. Who would've thought a cutout of Sean Spicer could make something better? I did. I always knew that, but no one ever asks me.
Check it out.
And for your all your gif needs:
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Most Ridiculous Ways People Have Discovered They're Being Cheated On Exceed Wildest Expectations
These poor souls that all fell victim to brutal acts of infidelity on the part of their supposedly faithful partners took a crack at the healing process through sharing their stories on a particularly gruesome AskReddit thread. Sometimes feeling better about the shit-coated reality of your situation is as easy as being reminded that yes, it's an unimaginably big 'ol world out there, and you can pretty much rest assured that someone has it far worse than you. Here's to hoping anyone else out there who has freshly fallen out of love hasn't encountered these kinds of gritty fallouts.
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Bam Margera Officially Makes His Long Awaited Return to Skateboarding With New Video
After a long and gruesome wrestle with substance abuse, among other things, it'd seem the iconically seven kinds of f**ked up skater douche Mr. Bam Margera is ready to hit the road rolling again. Rumors are floating around that Margera is in talks with Element Skateboards, and that he could be releasing some more footage again very soon.
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16 Special Times Porn Comments Ended Up Being Comedic Greatness
Spend enough time mulling over a particularly outlandish, allegedly 'realistic' porn scene and you're bound to fully digest the ridiculousness of whatever raunchy, oiled-down, sex-soaked caricature that just tried to put on a pose like it could actually happen to, well, anyone in this lifetime. These 16 ironic, snarky, and witty comments do a wonderful job at accomplishing such a thing.
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35 Pickup Lines That Won't Fail to Make You Give Up on Modern Romance
Let's face it. Romance is dead, these days it's all about sliding into dm's so you can get yourself into the bedroom for some fast flesh-pounding experiences.
But don't despair, the decaying corpse of romantic gesture has fertilized a new kind of creativity: the dating app pickup line, where you get to select your piece of meat like you're at a grocery store and barter for it using words and wit.
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Drunk Bikini-Clad Chick Hops on Cop's ATV, Starts Twerking, Gets Stonewalled
not today 😂 http://pic.twitter.com/7USDzgeoBv
— rachh. (@rachhdionn) March 12, 2017
Feeling thankful someone was there to capture the inevitable booze and/or drug-fueled chaos that is bound to erupt in particularly rapid frequency these next couple weeks during the decadent heights of that crazy little thing called Spring Break. Leave it to the beaches of Miami to be the eye of the crazy storm.
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This Chill Dog Knows How to Snow Day, So What's Your Excuse?
Snowstorm Stella has paralyzed the North East, and while people are scrambling for milk and eggs, this dog knows what's up.
Be more like the dog, y'all.
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Ridiculous Sample Picture of 'Marijuana' Government Researches Lights Up Hilarious Chain of Reactions
Is this seriously what the U.S. government thinks is being passed around and puffed at the nearest, fine and highly enlightened hotbox session? If so, please allow me to bag up the nearest suitable mound of grass clippings, and light that shit up.
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32 Tweets That Perfectly Capture the Silent, Endless Struggle of Introverts
Here's a shoutout to all the soft-spoken hermits that are forced to up and remove themselves from their sweet caves of solitude on a daily basis to make ends meet. And the thought of any social interaction without that first cup of coffee? Stress sweats on steroids, dude.
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People Couldn't Stop Themselves From Trolling Ewan McGregor's AMA With Prequel Memes, and It Was Glorious
Ewan McGregor could've been the first to tell you that his AMA would quickly fall victim to hungry packs of redditing trolls that were completely helpless to not badgering him with a relentless wave of Star Wars Prequel memes. Fortunately for all of us he was a great sport, and these were some of our favorite moments.
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The Daily FAIL: 50 Memes to Help With the Morning Grind
Here's a little something to get your day going.
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Everyone Loves This Good Boy's Dogshow Fail and Recovery
Everyone loves a good boy, even when they do a bad.
So when Olly, a little Jack Russell doggo took a nosedive at the Crufts dog show, he became an instant celebrity.
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North East Grocery Stores Got Torn a New One Thanks to Snowstorm Stella
STELLA! STEEEEEELLA! Do we have enough milk and eggs for the snowstorm?
A familiar refrain in households across the north east this week as people brace themselves for snowstorm Stella.
I think you know where this is going, but supermarkets stores were mobbed with people who desperately needed to make french toast this week. Customers were like a pack of ravenous wolves trying get milk, eggs, and bread — whatever to keep them alive for the next three days.
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Today in Facepalm: The White House Doesn't Know How To Spell White House
I'm just going to surgically graft my hand to my forehead.
Despite the fact that the WHITE HOUSE and the people inside the WHITE HOUSE have the power to strip you of your healthcare, citizenship, and basic human rights, they cannot spell for shit.
Trump's WHITE HOUSE is currently asking citizens for their Obamacare horror stories, in which they're hoping to get a couple of juicy ghost stories to finally get voters onboard with the idea of giving up their cheap insurance. However, in their infinite wisdom, the Trump WHITE HOUSE mispelled WHITE HOUSE, the place where the president lives.
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Jesus Christ.
This is on top of a month when the America's Department of Education misspelled W.E.B Du Bois' name, Trump spent a solid couple minutes attempting to type "hereby," and the President accusing a former President of wiretapping but not knowing how to spell "tap."
Jesus Christ.
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Tagged: donald trump , misspelling
Ghost in the Shell's Viral Marketing Campaign Became a Viral Roasting Campaign
You can't white wash memes.
The upcoming live-action adaptation of the influential anime and manga Ghost in the Shell has faced a huge backlash for white washing the story's Japanese origins. Basically, people are none too happy with the fact that Scarlett Johansson, a white woman, is playing a Japanese character, another example of the classic Hollywood tradition of giving Japanese roles to white actors. Even John Oliver asked how white washing is still a thing:
So people are still asking how is this still a thing through the magic of Ghost in the Shell's social media meme generator, which allows users to make their own personalized poster. However, people are just using it to call attention to the film's white washing. See:
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Sweet Jesus, This Oreo Taco Is Exactly What I’m Taco-ing About
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been polishing off a sleeve of Oreos and just wishing that I was eating it in taco form. After all, what doesn’t taste better as a taco.
My wish is their command, apparently.
The team over at Hellthy Junk Food spend the weekend putting together the ultimate Oreo taco, and it looks incredible.
Rather than a small ass, little baby cookie taco, they’re heating up some brownie pancakes, folding them, and stuffing them with ice cream, oreo crumbs, and whipped cream. They look like heart palpitations worth having.
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