Monday, July 17, 2017
35 Pickup Lines That Won't Fail to Make You Give Up on Modern Romance
Let's face it. Romance is dead, these days it's all about sliding into dm's so you can get yourself into the bedroom for some fast flesh-pounding experiences.
But don't despair, the decaying corpse of romantic gesture has fertilized a new kind of creativity: the dating app pickup line, where you get to select your piece of meat like you're at a grocery store and barter for it using words and wit.
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35 Former Walmart Employees Share Their Horror Stories
Lock these crazy customers up and throw away the key! Pure madness running amok throughout these grim stories, man.
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Dude Gets Friendzoned (Again) and Has Shamefully Cringe-Packed Reaction
This one's a shudder-worthy rollercoaster from start to finish---from (unrequested) tattoo body shot pic...to the "second time" he had to get friend zoned by an old friend that he seemed hellbent on not being friends with. At least he's gonna be a "billionaire" someday, featured on Forbes, right?
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Girl Calls Her Cousin Out For Lying On the Internet and Discovers Someone Else is Using Her Picture
Breaking News: People tell lies on the internet. However, there's an extra layer of weirdness involved when it's someone you know.
This Imgur user saw her cousin's face on the front page of the image aggregation site this morning with a caption that claimed she was a 'recovering addict.'
"So I woke up this morning to my cousin on the FP. As an alcoholic, and recovering drug addict I was surprised that I never knew she used these hard drugs as I had partied heavily with her throughout my drinking years."
So she decided to call her cousin out.
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Groupon's Hilarious Facebook Exchange With Customers Over "Banana Bunker" Product Will Make Your Day
We can't stop laughing. Groupon guy is insanely awesome.
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20 Facebook Fails That Are Utterly Enraging
These poor souls need to get some training on how to behave on social media.
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The Internet Really Wants Ed Sheeran to Die (In Game of Thrones)
There are two moments from last night's episode of 'Game of Thrones' that are vying for the title of 'Most Immersion Breaking'. The first being the glorious 'Soup 'n Poop' montage from Sam's dreary everyday life at the Citadel and the second (equally shitty) moment of Ed Sheeran's cameo.
Well, now the internet is calling for Ed Sheeran to die and we're hoping Arya wears his face when she rides into King's Landing.
Wait no. That would mean more Ed Sheeran...
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20 Fresh Victims of Ruthless Roasts
I don't care how much self-esteem these poor and recently roasted souls were rocking prior to their self-encouraged victimization; these are plain brutal. It'd seem that the people of Reddit are getting more creative, less forgiving, and exponentially better at dishing out harsh servings of painfully accurate cruelty. Check out the last Roast list we ran here, and see for yourself.
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25 People Share the Dead Giveaways That Reveal Someone's Sexual Inexperience
Surprisingly enough the fairer sex doesn't much enjoy hearing about how much their boobs feel like "bags of sand", nor the historically sensuous sex crusade someone ---- anyone ---- has undertaken. Consider this list a helpful guide for what not to drop in a conversation, unless you feel like playing the part of an ignorant overgrown child that feels the need to overcompensate for 'lack of experience' with bloated, potentially fabricated sentiments.
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