Monday, April 27, 2015

Here's Part of the Dave Chappelle That's Making Detroit Fans Ask for Their Money Back


What you're seeing here might be a bit hard to watch. The comedian's own hiatus from comedy was in part due to creative burnout and exceedingly high audience expectations. After seeing this, it would appear his touring blitz (sometimes multiple shows in one night) are wearing him out. Whether this performance was a result of exhaustion or drunkenness is up in the air.

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Discovery of the Day: Comedian Finds Creepy Two-Way Mirror in Women’s Bathroom


Come for the delicious wings and beer, stay for the violation of your privacy!

A comedian named Tamale Rocks was performing at a bar in Chicago called Cigars and Stripes, when she noticed something strange in the women’s bathroom.

There was a full length mirror opposite the toilet, which upon further investigation, turned out to actually be a two-way mirror allowing anyone to secretly watch you pee while hiding in a supply closet on the other side.

After the video was posted online, Jezebel contacted the bar’s owner Ronnie Lotz, to inquire about the mirror, and his response to whole thing is absolutely insane.

You need to read the entire thing.

“I will burn this fucking place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror,” he said. “Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?”

He says the bar also used to hang a witch’s head in the supply closet to scare women. And throughout their conversation, he repeatedly mentions his chicken wings.

“We specialize in making people feel very uncomfortable,” he added.

Mission accomplished.

The bar has since promoted Jezebel’s article on their own Facebook page.

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Tagged: creepy , bathroom , Video

Watch a Mural Come to Life on the Streets of New York


The Puddle Would Have Been the Better Option


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Making a Watermelon of Cosmically Terrifying Proportions


A CNET Reporter Talking About the Apple Watch Accidentally Buys an Xbox One on the New Apple Device.


Skip to around 1:30 to get to the accidental purchase! God bless one-click shopping!

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Men Will Always be Jealous of This Trick


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I Declare This Hallway My Bedroom!


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Toll may be paid in the form of Advil. Thanks!

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You're Not True Hardcore Mom Enough if You Had a C-Section Birth, According to These Idiots


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Leonardo DiCaprio Might Be 'Obsessed' With Tinder


Is Leonardo DiCaprio totally obsessed with Tinder.


See, celebrities are just like you! They also have a tough time meeting people and are bad at social stuff.

Celebitchy is reporting that the 40-year-old star has taken to his phone to find lusty local and perhaps love.

"So, Leo hasn't had an official girlfriend since Toni Garrn. He and Toni broke up – he dumped her – last fall, after which Toni sort of lost her mind for a month and she was stalking him all over Miami. But I think she's over it now. Several weeks ago, there was a rumor that he's been "getting very close" to another blonde model named Kelly Rohrbach, but Kelly hasn't become his official girlfriend yet. So would it shock you to learn that Leo is trying out Tinder?"



He looks so sad these days with that beard. Even his man-bun has trouble reminding us of the magic that once set Kate Winslet afloat in the cold waters of the northern Atlantic.

But to those who still think Gatsby is pretty great — feel free to swipe right.

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Slow News Day Means Ghost Day, Right?


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It Doesn't Get Much Manlier Than Working Out on a Trio of Whiskey Bottles


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Tagged: workout , whiskey , BAMF , Video , g rated , win

Gretta, Could I Get Some Coffee in Here?... Gretta?


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Your Ironic, Xenophobic Tears Are Delicious


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When You're a Weatherman, Bringing Your Dog to Work Can Be Distracting


News WTF of the Day: Russian Women Arrested for Twerking in Front of WWII Memorial


Russia’s war on twerking rages on, as yet another group of women find themselves in trouble with the law after shaking their booties.

In the music video above, six women are dancing at the Malaya Zemlya WWII memorial in Novorossiysk, and now several of them are dancing in jail.

“We condemn these women,” said a rep for the local education department. “Every inch of this land is covered in blood. It is inappropriate.”

Margarita Radetskaya, the 18-year-old leader of the dance group, was sentenced to 15 days of administrative arrest as punishment for “petty hooliganism,” according to The Guardian. Two of the other women will be jailed for 10-days while another two were fined.The sixth girl was underage, so her parents are being punished instead for “failing to take measures to facilitate children’s physical, intellectual, psychological, spiritual and moral growth.”

The twerking video was reportedly intended as a promotion for dancehall classes at a nearby studio called Art Dance, but it is unclear why they chose the WWII memorial as their backdrop.

“In the course of the inquiry, an assessment will be given to how the authorities complied with the laws on preservation of cultural heritage monuments, on education and moral upbringing of young people, and to how law enforcement authorities maintained public order,” said prosecutors, according to The Washington Post.

Another dance studio also recently came under fire after a video emerged of girls in bee costumers twerking on stage with a weird looking “Winnie-the-Pooh” holding a pot of honey.

May marks the 70th anniversary of Russia’s defeat of the Nazis, and the Victory Day festivities are not likely going to involve any sort of celebratory twerking.

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Tagged: russia , twerking , what , Video

If You Love the Paper Airplanes, Let Them Go


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She's a Witch!


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Vicariously Enjoying This Screwup


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It's a Good Way to Guarantee You Don't Get a Repeat Performance


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For Particularly Bad Diapers...


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Anybody Have a Bigger Grill?


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There's a Story Behind Every Great Picture Like This...


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I Take All my Relationship Advice From Vague, Confusing Geometry Analogies


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She's Got Her Wedding Day Planned


Take MMA, Add Historically-Accurate Armor and Weapons, and See What Happens!


This video is a bit of a long one, but you can see what's going on here in the "M1" fighting league. Good ol' gladitorial combat with all the production and structure of other combat sports. Sword nerds and war history geeks rejoice!

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I Think She's Overcompensating for Something


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Somewhere in the Middle of This Rant on Coyotes, All the Messages Got Mixed


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