Monday, January 26, 2015

Are You Tough Enough for the Slopes?




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Who Doesn't Need This Wine Holder?




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Tagged: wtf , product , wine , funny , after 12 , g rated



Whatever, Just Show Me the Way to Sesame Street

Storm of the Day: How Twitter is Responding to Snowmageddon 2015




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“This could be the biggest snowstorm in the history of this city,” said New York Mayor Bill de Blasioat a press conference on Sunday about Winter Storm Juno, or what is now being collectively referred to online as “Snowmageddon 2015.”


The governors of New York, New Jersey and Connecticut have all declared state of emergencies as more than 2 feet of snow is expected to dump in the area.


While you hunker down and get started on that first loaf, check out some of the best reactions to the storm so far on Twitter.




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These Stoners Can't Even Handle Butterflies Right Now








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WTF of the Day: Guy Sticks Hand in Lawnmower Amid New Zealand’s ‘Silly Season’




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Meanwhile in New Zealand… it’s “silly season,” the summer months when people are doing a lot of drinking and celebrating.


Apparently they are also doing some pretty stupid stuff.


The NZ Herald recently spoke with a patient flow co-ordinator at Middlemore Hospital in Auckland, and learned about all the dumb accidents they have been seeing lately.


For instance, a man was mowing his lawn when the blades got stuck on sticks and grass. He tried to remove the debris with his hand, and the blade shattered his bones. (He didn’t lose his fingers.)


Among other incidents they have seen are people sticking their tongues in blenders, smashing windows to break into their own homes, chopping their fingers when trying to cut frozen hamburger patties, and a number of chainsaw-related accidents.


“Summer is a time where we get a lot of sporting injuries, but we’ve also got lots of injuries that happen because people don’t engage their minds,” the hospital said.




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Which of the 4 Options Are You?

Awkward Moment of the Day: Applause Track Exposed at 2015 SAG Awards








Something strange happened at the 21st Screen Actors Guild Awards Sunday night.


Reese Witherspoon was in the middle of presenting the award for best actor in a supporting film role when a technical error caught her off guard.


A jarring audio clip of an apparent applause track started playing for a few seconds before it was quickly turned it off.


“What was that noise?” she asked. “It wasn’t me.”


Both Witherspoon and the confused audience laughed it off and moved right along. But what if that laughter was fake too?


Maybe everyone in the room was actually just a robot clone and everything about the SAG Awards was fabricated? We may never know.




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Can We Get a Price Check on the Potatocam?

Brilliant Teacher Finds a Sneaky Way to Teach Kids How to Properly Use Condoms, Because in Mississippi That's Illegal








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A Mississippi law passed in 2012 restricted teachers from teaching condom use in sex ed classes. In response, educator and education reform advocate Sanford Johnsondeveloped a simple (and pretty funny) workaround.



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Nothing About That Slogan Sounds Right

A 22-Foot-Long Bicycle-Powered Star Destroyer is Up for Grab in Portland

Manspread Isn't the Worst Thing You Can Find on Public Transit

Psst...Hey, Stop Working and Come Get Drunk




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The Regret Is Palpable




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Tagged: palpable , baby , funny , regret , g rated , dating



Thanks, Dad...




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I Really Should Remap One or the Other

Big Enough For Two!




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That Feeling When You Can't Twitter While Going #2




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Apologies to a Baby From a Loving Mother




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No one's perfect. We all owe our kids a dozen little apologies every day; one mom decided to blog hers over at Dear Baby XO.




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Adorable Organs, AKA Adorganable

Ever Seen How Guitar Strings Actually Vibrate?








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The Next Step in Toilet Evolution

Totally Not Drunk

And the Award for "Outstanding Performance of a Crazy Person on Facebook" Goes to...

Turn Any Chair Into a Play Kitchen!




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Pro Tip: Don't Leave Your Dog in a Locked Vehicle, Especially if They Love the Horn

Not a Mug You Want Your Dad to Own




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