Thursday, November 10, 2016

Watch Triumph the Insult Dog Literally Piss All Over Donald Trump for Stephen Colbert


People Are Getting Hilariously Creative with Their Tweets after Obama and Trump Sat Down With Each Other


13 Ridiculous Tweets About Cats That Are Guaranteed to Make You Laugh


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A Man Who Shares the Name of a British Department Store Answered All the Tweets People Sent Him After the Store Released Its Christmas Ad


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John Lewis is famous for releasing a touching Christmas advertisement every year. Of course there's another John Lewis who ends up getting all the Tweets that people direct to the department store and he's just a guy living in America. Fortunately he has a great sense of humor about it.

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They Do Have a Serious Focus on Getting That Nut


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This Woman's Texts From Her Mother are So Supportive, Everyone Wanted to See if Their Mother Would Be as Supportive


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Some Very Thirsty People Are Using Donald Trump as a Wingman after the Election Results


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DJ Trump, the wingman?...

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British People Are Pleading for Obama to Move to the UK to Become the Prime Minister


Animal of the Day: Behold! Terrifying 17ft Long Crocodile Found in Sri Lanka


There’s a lot to worry about in the world, but if you live Sri Lanka, meet your worst nightmare. The Wildlife Department found a huge, HUGE crocodile in Matara, Sri Lanka, and it could probably swallow you whole. Lucky for you, it would probably chew quite a bit, making this thing all the more scary.

Weighing close to a ton, this croc was found stuck in a canal off the Nilawala River, all 17 feet of it. That’s right, 17 feet. How tall are you? 5’5? 6’5? Even if you were Shaq reading this — which if Shaq is reading this: Hello, Shaq — you’d still be about 10 feet smaller than this bad boy.

The Wildlife Department pulled the crocodile out and sent it on its way. So long, gigantic crocodile. May your next meal not be a person.

 

Pictures by Krishan Jayaruk

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When Your NBA Team Needs Better Attendance, Why Not Try Letting the Mascot Strip-Dancing to Ginuwine's 'Pony'




Not sure if the Memphis Grizzlies really knew that this would attract a very specific kinf od audience... #awkward.

Looks like Grizz just joined a ton of other people dancing alone to Pony.

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This Guy Makes the Complex Task of Boiling Water Look So Easy!


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When You Realize It's Not Friday, But Thursday


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After Watching This Video, You'll Never Take a Cockatoo Shopping Again


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Savage Dad Uses Memes to Shut Down Thirsty Kid Trying to Chat Up His Daughter


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When he was unable to lock in the friend request of his crush on Facebook, this desperate dude found her father and tried to network his way into a date. It didn't go well.

Despite being told NO through Dad's endless supply of memes, this illiterate and very thirsty dude never gives up hope.

He gets angry, very angry... But never gives up hope. How romantic!

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Kanye West Tweets His Readiness for Presidency in 2020, and People Are Not Down


Wow, This Tortoise Does a Pretty Good Owen Wilson Impersonation