We love nothing more than some good old fashioned job fails and while we're at it, strange and unexplainable architecture. It makes our world go round. Also, if anything job fails are a great way to relieve the pain you might be carrying after you had a particularly gnarly day at work. We all mess up. It's easy to forget that nobody's safe from a failed attempt.
Being basically cooperative, we don't want to step on people's toes. In this case there's an employee eating a burger in a designated eating space, and their coworker happens to not like that. Compromise is important, but it's also important that people agree on what "compromise" means. Prickly attitudes transcend dietary preference, like this entitled uncle who demanded a meat meal at a vegan wedding.
"Value" is a very slippery concept, and what one person might choose to throw away could equally be seen as a major score for someone else. There are idiots throwing away guitars, TVs and jackets just because of a small fixable issue, and it's the sworn duty of the rest of us, the shameless garbage sifters, to pluck that ripe fruit-o-the-trash. Ironically it's often the stuff that people try to sell that's the real garbage, like this weird and dumb stuff people tried selling online. For a glimpse at the kind of people throwing nice stuff away, here are some of the most expensive things people witnessed.
At the start of this tumultuous tale it does seem as if we're about to read something very gnarly. Like, maybe some kind of stomach bug situation from a salad never meant for human consumption. But alas, things don't shake out nearly as bad as you might think. Just a panicked waitress fielding the daunting realization that she'd consumed a customer's salad, that was actually going to return.
Before this, pretty much the only thing we had on robots was that we could flex the pythons, but apparently they're taking that too. As soon as muscular robots like this develop 6 pack or even 8 pack technology, it's certain they'll take our women. Where did it get that skeleton anyway?
The subway is a bit like everyone's car, and you've seen some people's cars. But hey, people have got to get to where they're going whether they're in costume or an actual duck. What are you lookin' at? If the answer to that question is "more weird things on public transportation, then here's more strange and cursed moments on the subway.
If you found yourself waiting in line behind a customer who ordered up one of these devilish concoctions, it's fair to say that you might find yourself with a momentary pain in your gut. Seriously, it's just wild what some people decide to drink. The baristas on the receiving ends of these orders must've been put at a loss for words. For some more wacky business from the food world, check out these guilty pizzas that committed inexcusable crimes.
Man oh man, the entitlement is out in full form in this scenario. We have a boyfriend who expects to be able to pay less on bills just because he proceeded to make an irrational purchase. Well, it seems as if a wakeup call was in order for this guy. The moral judges of Reddit's AITA community were in collective agreement that the boyfriend was out of line.
It's insights like these that lead us to believe with an unshakable doubt that there are people in this world that should absolutely not have credit cards. Seriously, the kinds of encounters that the folks working for banks have with the world's most impressively clueless human beings are enough to leave you speechless. For another post along a similar vein, check out the dumbest financial advice that people have ever received.
What's more on brand for Tumblr than a linguistics discussion that gets hijacked and turned into a report on creepy Icelandic folklore? And what's more on brand for Iceland than bloodthirsty ship-crushing magic whales? It's fun to learn new things. For some more mythological junk, here's tumblr's eye opening thread on mythology as well as tumblr going full mythological scientist on dragons.
It's pretty much a universally accepted truth that kids are strange and clueless, and oftentimes their unfiltered nature manifests in adults fielding all kinds of unexpected, if not spicy sentiments. In this case, we have a wonderful thread where parents come forth to describe the pettiest things that their kids simply won't let them live down. Certainly paves the way for some comedy gold.
The most mind boggling part about this scenario might be the fact that the boss had the audacity to call and ask questions about something their ex employee used to do for the company before they were asked to leave the company. Like, you burn a bridge, you can't proceed to walk over it. Check out another professional revenge with this customer who flooded an unresponsive ISP company with tickets.
Oh man, what a terrible loss in "business." It seems as if this world will never run out of irrational human beings dishing out wild demands. This particular "influencer" pitches a little fit, and leaves a 1-star review for a pizza joint after being rejected free pizza. Um, okay. Suffice to say, the folks in the comments section were ready to bring the extra spiciness with their feedback on her entitlement.
Anyone in an even somewhat physical job has no doubt been told by their boss to pull some death-defying maneuvers. That's not a good thing, but it's also pretty amazing that there aren't more horrible accidents than there already are. We live in a world full of safety failures that would make OSHA faint. Whether it's an over-creative use of ladders or some bone-headed work with the circular saw, there's just tons of OSHA-unapproved moments of safety failure.
There's no denying the fact that many children don't seem to possess filters. This can manifest in hilarious scenarios where you have kids unintentionally embarrassing their parents or other adults in the room beyond belief. You might've fallen victim to such an occurrence yourself at one point or another. Check out some more examples of kids being weird and dumb over here.
Tumblr delivers yet again. This time we've got the wonderful minds of Tumblr going off on a welcomed rant about what makes Tony Stark the most formidable of the Avengers crew. In all fairness, the dude did have a hole put in his chest, and handled that whole Infinity gauntlet madness like a true champion. Like, he gave off every appearance that he wasn't even phased. Pretty inspiring stuff. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this post where Tumblr has a lawyer style debate over a meme.
