Leave it to Chef Gordon Ramsay to add an extra dash of gruesomeness to an early April Fool's Day Prank, on an unsuspecting guest. In all fairness, Ramsay's the last dude I'd expect to see accidentally brutalize his finger in a blender accident...but when you're caught up in the heat of the moment, it's tough to keep those wits about you.
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Sometimes life doesn't totally go your way and you find yourself on the wrong end of the fail stick.
Accidentally having PornHub up on your phone while posing for a photo is definitely one of those moments.
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The most devastating part about this cheesy ploy to garner some short-lived internet fame is the gross amount of sweet cheese wasted! Like, come on ladies, come on. And naturally people are divided and confused on whether this is some sort of beautiful, glorious living art, or just stomach-turning wastefulness.
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There are some amazing films out there. Films with scenes that never fail to fill you with this sense of grandeur and amazement. Scenes that, no matter how many times you watch them, make the hair on the back of your neck stand on end.
Beware, if you haven't seen some of these films you might come across some spoilers but considering the newest film on this list is already 3 years old we're not too worried about it.
So scroll through, enjoy, and relive these amazing film moments. We know you'll end up going home and watching at least one of these movies again this evening.
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If her goal was to ignite a widespread series of hilarious insults, verbal jabs and jests from the Twitter peanut gallery, then she certainly didn't fail. Eagerly awaiting the follow-up response from Jay Cutler himself, cause at this point it's far too late in the roast sesh to take that shit down. He's destined to be at the butt end of a whole lot of jokes for a long time. Guess it was wishful thinking that he was done throwing bad pics.
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What fresh hell is this? In a bold move to address the sexual deviants, gropers, spineless and immoral cretins that have been harassing women on subways throughout Mexico; we've come across one of the most wildly unconventional sexual harassment campaigns, I've ever damn well laid eyes on. Underneath the newly dildo-outfitted subway seats are signs that read, "It's uncomfortable to sit here, but it doesn't compare with the sexual violence that women suffer in their everyday lives."
Officials additionally released campaign video showing the seats in action (or not, to be accurate); and based off the sheer number of uncomfortable dudes that actively avoided said seats...you could say the campaign has been a success thus far.
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Here are 20 funny images to keep that afternoon rolling.
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You'd think with the steady procession of new and somehow more simplified dating apps to the ever thirsty, flirty and ready to mingle singles of the world, it'd get easier. But nah, if anything, the technology at our fingertips has only amplified the struggle. These 54 tweets might unfortunately resonate with you on a deeply relatable level; and if that proves true, you've my condolences. Keep trucking on. There's always the next super like, or non-fumbled Bumble match. Or hell, maybe you'll happen across a beautiful and vaguely normal, dateable prospect in an unplanned, 'in-person' situation.
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Well, color me impressed. This has to be what they mean when they say get you a girl who can do both.
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Well well, this is easily one of the more unexpected, ridiculous marketing ploys I've seen over the last few years. Though, my gut tells me this isn't the first time a company's tried to prey on the marketplace by catering the presentation of its food to the hornier consumers of the world. Their about page says it all...
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There's four types of people in this world: Those who are sexy, those who make themselves look sexy, those who try to be sexy and fail, and then there's this.
Let's just consider this list to be the ultimate guide of 'things you shouldn't do to try to be sexy'.
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Inglourious Basterds is one of my favorite Tarantino flicks. The pacing and tension up until that final scene is textbook of his iconic style.
Anyways, Tarantino is a pretty eccentric dude, so there's always some fun facts from the sets of his films.
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Isn't it one of the best things in the world when someone unintentionally tees himself up for a wonderfully public, well-documented virtual tarring and feathering, up and down the avenue of your social media news feed? These 15 fools all but threw themselves with reckless and mindless abandon into the pits of self-inflicted humiliation. Maybe next time they'll think twice before posting to Facebook, or just, you know, opt for the (necessary) 'deactivate account.'
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What in the actual fuuuuuck is happening right here? Also, next time someone comes across a damn video game monster NPC in real life, can they please not proceed to record said spectacle with a potato? Would be much appreciated.
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Everyone knows that one spoiled rotten kid from growing up who had everything handed to them on a silver platter.
Well, these 15 people shared the worst examples of entitlement they'd witnessed recently on Ask Reddit.
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Rowan Atkinson is an undisputed comedy legend. The mere sight of the dude's facial expressions is enough to make you crack up.
You can never get enough Bean.
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It's time to open those eyes and get woke with some memes.
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Hopefully, you clicked on this little shit-stained compilation of adults losing their grasp on, well, socially-acceptable bowel movement processes, out of sheer curiosity. On the offhand chance that you're in fact seeking solace and peace of mind through reading about others that have shared in the messy struggle you once (somehow) lived through, then you've my personal sympathies. May these hilarious, cringe-inducing, rancid tales bring you nothing but hearty laughs and the encouragement that yes, we all f*ck up sometimes; and shit happens.
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These hydraulic press videos are nothing short of a gift to humanity. Granted, the whole crushing Stretch Armstrong thing is a bit on the outer end of the spectrum. Will Stretch make it through all the pressure, or give in and kick the bucket?
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