We have no idea what inspired this guy to tackle such an aggressive "challenge" but here we are. He's out there really doing it, man. We can only imagine what's next. Maybe he'll churn out a music video where he's doing all of this.
Wednesday, September 1, 2021
Man Sings Sam Cooke's "A Change Is Gonna Come", Nails It
Whoever the old man was that questioned whether or not this guy would be able to absolutely crush a Sam Cooke song, certainly got put in his place. From the moment he starts, you can see the room fall silent in appreciative wonder as they realize that they're sitting in the presence of some greatness. Shoutout to the guy's channel here if you want to check out more of his work. Definitely curious to see where he takes things.
Irish Shepherd's Accent Is Absolutely Immense
We live in a big world full of all kinds of people. And when you get people in remote parts of the world, they start to use language in an extremely localized way, to the point that accents can vary from town to town. It's almost like watching an evolutionary tree as it branches off and bends itself into new forms. And what we see here is the English-language version of a Platypus.
Men Describe The Ways That They Refuse To Grow Up
This thread might hit home for a whole lot of the dudes out there. Just because you get older and become more and more entrenched in this whole adulting thing doesn't mean that you have to completely say goodbye to silly little habits that you had when you were still reveling in the golden, tireless, irrational days of your youth. Maybe this thread will leave you inspired. Maybe you'll join your kid the next time they insist on building an insurmountable LEGO set with relentless enthusiasm.
Mistaken Karen Pushes Fellow Customer's Wheelchair Over to Service Desk
Sometimes a Karen has such Karen vision, they don't realize the reason they're not being helped is because the person they're harassing isn't an actual employee. In this tale, she went so far as to push a dude in his wheelchair over to customer service just to find that he was just some dude. For some more tales of mistaken identity and wild Karentude, here's the Karen secret shopper who got fired for being too much of a Karen, and the employee who got fired by a Walmart manager from a job that wasn't his.
Design Failures That Could Have Used Some Effort
We're not gonna complain about people accidentally screwing up their sign so that their dance recital becomes a "dunce rectal." In fact, we'd prefer that it happens more. That and improperly installed toilets. So go one and make sure that design failures fill up our stupid world. Really lean into it. Just don't try at all.
Dares That May Have Gone A Little Too Far
Most of us stopped playing truth or dare in middle school, and maybe that's for the best. We realize now that doing what people tell us to is probably not the best way to experience social validation. With wisdom, we now know that the best way to get social validation is to have a lot of money and insult people. For more shenanigans, here is bonkers junk that students did to make themselves legends.
Clever and Stupid Puns That Are Pretty Alright As Far As Puns Go
It's kind of weird how puns seem to inhabit both the highest and lowest echelons of humor. Some make us giddy with delight. Others make us want to lock ourselves in a closet and just scream. In a sense, they're sort of like alligators. They've been around forever, and regardless of your opinion, they're not making too many indications of going away any time soon. Here are some sign jokes.
20 Rare Insults That Roasted And Toasted People
We love rare insults. The internet's always had an obscene amount of banter and dramatic clashes in the comments sections. When people go the extra mile to unleash hordes of sharpened and imaginative insults on other folks that aren't always necessarily "mean-spirited", but more so just creative and witty, we love to see it. That YouTube comments section seems like it's always churning out the comedy gems. Keep the insults rolling with this list of the best insults that people heard without swearing.
Tumblr Thread: The Big, Weird Empty Mansions of Rich People
Having a mansion used to make sense when people had servants and guests with servants, but now the prospect of keeping a 3 person home with 8 bathrooms and 4 family rooms doesn't really make that much sense, leading to a weird "my empire of dirt" phenomenon with giant houses with empty weird rooms. If this isn't true, and your mansion is very cool and full of stuff, can we come over? Do you have Xbox? For some intriguing insight into the lives of rich people who don't know how much a sandwich should cost, here are wild cases of wealthy people being out of touch.
Bride's Sister Ends Up In Divorce, Refuses To Delay Wedding, Sister Pitches Fit
Weddings are unfortunately seemingly innately ripe for completely avoidable dramas to break out at a moment's notice. Maybe it's because people really end up letting their inner perfectionists get out of control. The thing about this crazy thing called life though, is that imperfections and acts of pure failure are always lurking right around the corner. In this particularly dramatic wedding drama we have a bride who has to deal with a sister acting all kinds of irrational after landing herself in a divorce that almost seems like it was bound to happen. The details that the bride's sister was hiding from her partner were pretty significant, man. To keep the wedding drama train rolling, check out this collection of wedding moments that told guests that the marriages definitely weren't built to last.
People's Most Nightmarish, Entitled, And Bizarre Neighbors
We're no strangers to the gathering of bizarre, nightmarish, and downright ridiculous neighbors that make themselves known on the notorious NextDoor app. If you've ever had any lingering doubts about what kinds of people you might be living next to, then you might be well served by hopping on the NextDoor app. People really let themselves go when they use NextDoor. We almost hope that some of these are nothing more than imaginative works of fiction, spewed out by people that are just trying to bide their time by creating unnecessary stress in their neighborhoods.
Company Doesn't Want To Pay Employee Their Worth, Costs Them Millions
It's no wonder this guy unleashed the brutal revenge that he did. Pretty much anyone that comes to learn that they're being knowingly taken advantage of by their company is going to be inspired to take their vengeance. In this case, it sounds like the company's decision to take the shady, cheap route on a top-performing employee couldn't have had any more painful blowback than it did. Seriously, a mere $20K to that employee could've resulted in a reality where they didn't end up losing a couple million dollars. To keep the revenge drama train rolling check out this recent revenge story about a rude lawyer who parked in a farmer's driveway, so the farmer plotted a stinky revenge.
Delightfully Dumb Spelling Failures That Mangled Words
Is it reassuring to see someone refer to the "pubic library" or "apologize for the incontinence?" Or does it just make us feel bad for the way things are going? Well, at least we can choose to laugh in the face of ignorance and facepalm moments. We see spelling failuresall over the place in our own lives. And man is weird realizing a 40-year-old coworker thinks it's pronounced "it's a doggy dog world."
Panera Employee Puts Soup On Blast In Cursed Video
I mean, in all fairness you'd hope that there aren't a ton of people wandering aimlessly through life, operating under the assumption that Panera's soup is made from scratch. With that being said, this is also still some severely cursed soup, man. And at the very least, if you're going to serve this kind of soup, maybe play around with that price point a bit, eh? Shout out to TikToker @ohana_trender for the cursed soup video.
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