Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Daughter Tells Story Of Her Dad's Crazy Spite Cow


Daughter tells crazy story of her dad's spite cow | Do guys want hear about my dads SPITE COW OBVIOUSLY YES WANT KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT DAD YESSSSS OMG. about eat something real quick then l'll tell story about my dad adopting cow out spite didn't know could love someone so much without ever having conversation with them tbb.

We should all aspire to be on the same level as spite cow Dad. 

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Employee Gets Fired Over BS Reason, Ends Up With Nice Severance Package


An employee gets fired over a BS reason, and ends up with a nice severance package | FullmoonCrystal Fire bs reason? Get ready pay up have been considering posting this lot, but finally decided do happened about year ago fall 2018. TL;DR will be at bottom.

If a company fires an employee for a BS reason they'd better be ready to pay on up!

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Times Denny's Tumblr Was Weird AF


A collection of funny and weird posts from the Denny's Tumblr account | Dennys dennys #1 tip be most popular kid school fill backpack/pencil box/locker/car with pancakes and offer them new friends

We're not sure who is responsible for the steady stream of bizarre comedy gold from the Denny's Tumblr account, but all we know is it's a trip! Outside of that, it sounds like all kinds of chaos are occurring regularly around an otherwise nice looking breakfast establishment. 

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Guy Buys Wife A Roomba For Christmas, It Backfires Terribly


Guy buys wife a Roomba for Christmas and it backfires terribly, because she gets offended | AITA buying my wife Roomba Christmas? This happened last year but since still gets brought up during arguments every now and then and just discovered this Subreddit decided check guys think and my wife have two children (15F 11M My wife is stay at home mom since birth our second child 46M) work full time and earn six figure salary. My job is highly stressful, requires travel lot and mostly sleep hotels on

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for buying his wife a Roomba for Christmas, that she clearly didn't take a liking too. The thing about this meltdown, is it seems like there'a whole lot more going on between these two than an unwanted Roomba. 

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The Most Useless Inventions People Have Seen


A collection of AskReddit replies about the most useless inventions that people have ever seen | pet rock. So useless and yet made millions dollars.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe the most useless inventions that they've ever seen. I mean, when it comes to the "pet rock" maybe it's "uselessness" was the best part about it. A lot of us just have those dumb things that we find ourselves taken with, and need to own, for no reason at all. 

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Design Failures That Didn't Work Out


Funny design failures that were someone's one job | NOW HIRING DONUTJOBS.COM Not greatest URL hindsight.

In a world where people are constantly asked to make new things, some of those things are not going to work out exactly as planned. That means we get some design fails that were someone's one job. Sometimes it's an accidentally filthy sign, sometimes it's a toilet that drains to nowhere. There are infinite ways to end up with design failures that don't quite cut it.

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Spicy Clever Comebacks That Silenced The World


A collection of clever comebacks that left the rest of the world quiet | tweet by Adolphine_ Personally, bad English is such turn off tweet by _Adunnss_ don't need put after writing "personally" is. Wtf is Outback Steakhouse planning reply by Satan Mind damn business

People are sharing their most clever comebacks. Sometimes people just construct the kind of clever comeback that leaves their target utterly silenced. The best thing to do in the face of a quality clever comeback is to remain quiet and wait for the rest of the online world to forget about you. 

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Cringeworthy Braggarts Who Covered The Internet With Their Supposed Genius


People who think they are very smart | listening Mozart some people listen rap rather than Mozart is objective proof some people are stupid yupisaidit

Whether it's overconfidence or a complete lack of self awareness, these folks just had to let everyone know how smart they thought they were, and in turn, showed everyone just how smart they ACTUALLY were. So here's a lot of over-explaining and complete bullheaded nonsense from self-titled geniuses whosmeared the internet with their cringeworthy bragging.

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Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand How Time Works


A choosing beggar trolls guy over the time they were supposed to meet up | 60 55 min ago 80 54 min ago 75 if could bring it to me

This choosing beggar either has no idea how time works, or they were just trying to troll the crap out of a reasonable seller. Doesn't seem like this particular negotiation is going to work out. 

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Unlucky Times Misfortune Gave People Trouble


Fails, mistakes and messes | vehicle almost entirely sunk in mud with just the cabin visible, a glass table that shattered completely

Life has its unfair share of unfortunate failures and moments of chaos. Things break, things get stuck, things melt and things explode. Knowing that, you just kinda have to take everything in stride. Wherever you go, chaos and misfortune will follow.

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Person Accidentally Applies to College as Fictional Race from Dungeons and Dragons


Person applies to college claiming to be a race from dungeons and dragons | r/tifu Posted by stplkinatmswn TIFU Unknowingly Applying College as Fictional Race. So little backstory my knowledge just about 8th Native American. My parents didn't raise spiritual or anything but knew they did have little shrine they liked keep some things and whatever just part house had friends ask about and nothing crazy.

We're not sure if you get any scholarships for claiming to be part lizard-person, but if anyone in the admissions office knows anything about DnD this person is screwed. Since it's this person's parents fault for perpetuating snake-descent, here are salty adults sharing the unjust lies they were told as kids.

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Unlikely Occurrences and Rare Moments


rare events and unlikely moments | coincidences, five below neon sign with some letters not lighting up sot it spells v b low. woman in a striped shirt matching perfectly with a mug.

There are just bound to be rare moments that go against all odds. Some are absolutely wild occurrences where life and death hung in the balance. Others are like, a double onion. They're both interesting and unlikely, but some have a little more gravity.

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eBay Exchange Goes Wrong With Unreasonable Seller


An eBay exchange goes wrong when a buyer refuses to respond without anger | Carhartt Men's Weathered Duck Cotton Detroit Jacket Black Large NWT Made In USA %3D <> Item: 233415581554 ebay tm (318 *) New message from: Hi L I have been traveling and haven't had a chance to log into Ebay, so haven't been able to ship out the jacket yet. I

This buyer is just trying to teach a flaky seller a valuable lesson in how to do business. They're all about upholding that honor!

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The Most X-Files Experiences People Have Had


A collection of people sharing their weirdest experiences that would fit on the show "The X-Files." | post by Dtcomat baby ball socks flew across room and hit my dad after he yelled at .

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences that could've fit on the show "The X-Files." A big takeaway we're getting from these replies is that the world is a lot more eerie and filled with unexplained phenomena than we give it credit for. 

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