Thursday, March 19, 2015
Startup of the Day: New Website Lets You Send Anyone an Edible ‘Bag of Dicks’
Everyone’s favorite comeback has become a reality. Your enemies can now literally eat a bag of dicks.
A new service called Dicks By Mail lets you anonymously ship a 5oz bag of gummy penises to family, friends or enemies.
Each bag costs just $15 plus shipping, and it includes a stock message for the recipient that says “Eat a bag of dicks.”
From the site:
Is it a threat? A gift? or just an unfriendly reminder that someone is a piece of sh*t; leave the recipient guessing for years to come.
Someone who recently received one of the packages in the mail posted a photo to Imgur, so you know what to expect.
The company says the prank is intended to be just for fun and not people with malicious intent.
This site was created to put a smile on peoples faces. It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.
A similar online revenge service called ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com was making headlines back in January, which let anyone send annoying packets of the stuff to people you hate.
C-SPAN Won't Let the Fresh Prince Speak
It was just a regular day on the public C-SPAN airwaves, discussing Congress' influence with Iran negotiations, when the next caller dropped a bit of trolling on the proceedings.
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WTF of the Day: Woman Hijacks Handicapped Parking Spot, Leaves Nasty Note for Amputee
An hateful Ohio woman with terrible grammar has incurred the wrath of the Internet with her rude response to a disabled woman.
Ashley Brady lost her leg in 2014 in an accident, and she now uses a prosthetic one to help her walk.
She was given a designated handicapped parking spot at her apartment complex this month so it would be easier for her to get to her car, but another woman who was not handicapped started parking there instead.
Brady left a letter on the woman’s car complaining that she was in her spot and that she would be towed if she did it again. The woman replied with another note which has since gone viral, because she is the absolutely the worst.
The Amputee Coalition of America posted her note to their Facebook page which you can view below.
The messages reads:
Hey handicap! First, never place your hands on my car again! Second, honey you ain’t the only one with “struggles.” You want pity go to a one leg support group! You messed with the wrong one! I don’t care what your note said shove it, but you touch my car again I will file a report, I am not playing! I let the office know the cry baby one leg touches my property I will cause trouble so go cry your struggles to someone who cares cause I’m walking away with both mine!
“I read it probably like five times, over and over, because my brain just couldn’t even process the level of mean that it was,” Brady said.
Since posting the letter, she’s received lots of support from strangers on Facebook.
Nutjob of the Day: Insane Woman Asks Rick Santorum Longest, Most Incoherent Question Ever
Rick Santorum may have said some pretty crazy stuff in the past, but that’s nothing compared to this woman.
Santorum was taking questions at the South Carolina National Security Action Summit last weekend, when a lady stepped up to the microphone and went off on the most insane rant ever.
Did you know President Obama the “Communist dictator” once tried to nuke Charleston? Yup, according this retired school teacher it’s totally true.
“He’s trying to destroy the United States,” she says. “The Congress knows this. What kind of games is the Congress of the United States playing with the citizens of the United States?”
She doesn’t seem to ever really get to the meat of her question and eventually they cut her off. But it takes a while, and Santorum just stands there pretending to listen.
“I’m not a sitting member of the Senate,” he says afterwards. “So I’m not taking blame for any of that stuff.”
Fail of the Day: California Man Spray Painted Himself Black to Hide from Police
Can you spot the man in the photo above?
Inept car thief Jose Espinoza was running from the cops in Madera, California last weekend, when he came up with what he believed was a genius escape plan.
He spray painted himself black as a disguise. Needless to say, it didn't work, especially considering he was standing next to a white wall, as Corp. Josiah Arnold told CNN.
The Madera Police Department later posted his mugshot to Facebook, with this amazing caption: "The camouflage was ineffective."
Your move Florida Man.
This May Be the Worst Father You'll See All Year
Warning: plenty of offensive language (from a 5-year-old, nonetheless).
Promo of the Day: Spirit Airlines Gets Sexual with $69 Round Trip Deal
Spirit Airlines’ marketing department is run by teenage boys.
A recent promo on their website has gotten some people all hot and bothered with its blatant sexual innuendoes.
The ad, which expired on March 17, was for $69 round trip flights to celebrate the addition of its 69th plane.
From the promo:
We’ve been waiting to hit 69 planes for years. It’s our favorite number – ever since we were twelve and found that magazine under our brother’s bed (the one with the fantastic articles). #69 is perfect: just the right size, with a cockpit that’s in your face (because it’s bright yellow). Use your mouth to spread the word: Spirit is in an even better position to get you where you’re going. We’re popping an epic Bare Fare in celebration! $69.00* round trip!
And yes it’s very real.
“The goal with our marketing is to provide information about our low fares to our customers, in a unconventional manner, without the ads costing so much that we need to increase fares to cover those costs,” the company told Fox 9 in a statement.
Their “bare fare” policy is to charge less for a ticket, but not included typical perks that other airlines have like free beverages or carry-on bags. As a result of all the hidden fees, Spirit has become the most complained about airline in the U.S.
As the Huffington Post points out, the airline also launched – and were subsequently ridiculed for –a promotion last year that tied into the celebrity nude photo scandal.
Remember That Time a British Airways Flight Got Turned Around Because of a Terrible Deuce?
None of that tweet is a joke. A British Airways flight was reportedly turned around and sent back home because a rank poo in the plane's bathroom was presenting a health hazzard - not to mention making other passenvers uncomfortable.
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