Friday, November 8, 2019

Excruciating Moments Of Tech Support Gore


Ridiculous moments of tech support failure.

These tech support moments are pure nightmare fuel. It's a wonder that these people were able to get their machines and internet and whatnot to work like it did. 

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Unfortunate Times Everyday Life was Derailed by Chaos


Mistakes, fails, and unlucky moments that suck.

Any day where nothing particularly unusual happens should be regarded as a pretty good day when you realize all the misfortune that can put a cramp in people's style. Like, maybe your bus was late, but at least it didn't get sucked into a giant sinkhole. The universe can get creative when it uses unfortunate moments to throw folks for a loop.

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Religious Nut Job Parents Disapprove Of Son's Girlfriend


Religious nut job parents disapprove of their son's girlfriend, who loves anime conventions.

This young woman found herself in the middle of a terribly entitled, judgmental situation with a couple religious nut job parents. Sounds like they strongly disapproved of their son dating a young woman who attended anime conventions. 

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Kid's Rapping Flow Is Absolutely Insane


This kid's a prodigy. 

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Trombone Performance is Scary Precise


One screw up and it's all over. Broken faces and trombone parts all over the place. This is probably the best trombone performance you'll see where they never have to play a single note.

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The Little Mermaid Flounder Puppet Gets Roasted


A collection of Twitter reactions to The Little Mermaid Live! Flounder puppet.

The Little Mermaid Live! is getting dragged to the bottom of the ocean on Twitter right now for it's absurd take on the character, Flounder. The thing looks like they basically ran out of budget and went to Party City to try and make something happen. Flounder has seen far better days. Hope the poor guy's alright. 

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Tumblr Pokes Artistic Fun at Overly Abstract Gender Chart


Tumblr users sketch silly pictures inspired by abstract gender chart.

The concept for the chart makes sense, it's just an abstract visual metaphor that isn't articulated totally perfectly. That's fine and all, except people on the internet tend to take things very literally. The idea of having one feminine leg seems a bit absurd, so Tumblr took to doodling and had some fun with it. Tumblr is a madhouse of MS painting with Bob Ross and lessons about physics and car safety, so you never know exactly what to expect.

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Kid Breaks His Arm, Has to Prove It To Nurse


Story of a kid who broke his arm and bent it to prove to the nurse it was broken.

People have some really dumb freak injuries, but few of them find themselves proving it. One thing that might be exaggerated here is that an old nurse who has seen everything probably wouldn't be too phased by seeing this kind of gross shit.

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Tumblr Uncovers the Legend of The Fastest Manhole Cover Ever


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This story is about a particular event that took place during the nuclear testing of Operation Plumbbob. Officially, the steel plate that popped off was never seen from again, but the calculations point to there being enough energy in that metal cap to escape the earth's atmosphere, and it's been an urban legend/mystery ever since. Tumblr finds some interesting and fun history stuff, like the first soldier to take way too many military grade amphetamines.

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Bel-Air Millionaires Complain About Billionaire's Giga-Mansions


The rich person feeling the effects of gentrification. Wow. 

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Millennial Takes Baby Boomer To School With The Facts


Millennial schools a spicy baby boomer with the facts in the comments section.

This baby boomer wasn't ready for a millennial to fight back with cold hard logic in the comments section. You're never too old to get taken to school. 

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Bartender Gets Fired For BS Reason, Co-Workers All Quit In Response


Bartender gets fired for drinking a non-alcoholic beverage on the clock, so all their co-workers quit in response.

This bartender asked the people of Reddit whether or not they were in the wrong for potentially inspiring their co-workers to quit their jobs as well. Sounds like the manager that fired the bartender in the first place, was a real piece of work. 

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Things That are Fine for Kids to Do but Not Okay for Adults


Things that are fine for kids to do but illegal and weird for adults.

Part of childhood is just being a weird and stupid kid and learning how the rules of life work. But for a while there, you get to do some pretty strange stuff and adults just think that it's fine. Here are things kids do all the time that could get you sent to jail as an adult.

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Glitchy Moments Of Software Gore


A collection of ridiculous software glitches.

These glitched out moments of pure software gore are enough to make any brain short circuit in confusion. Sometimes things just don't add up as they should, and the final software product comes out looking like a monstrous fail. 

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Funny and Sad Times Satire Went Way Over People's Heads


Times people mistakenly believed satire news.

Either these people didn't want to get the joke and decided these insane headlines were "fake news" or they thought they were completely true and responded in kind. Makes you feel sad about people's inability to differentiate obvious satire from actual news, but it is pretty funny. Mistaken people don't understand satire kind of a lot.

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Dumbfounding Moments Of Pure Stupid Facepalm


A collection of very dumb facepalm moments from true morons.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people going full stupid, and inspiring in us a deep desire to wed the palm with the face. Some people really need to get a better grasp on just not sharing anything at all. 

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