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Sunday, April 19, 2020

Strange Images That Are a Real Handful of Internet

What we've got here are some pretty funny pictures, some deviously creepy ones, some strange WTF and some pictures that demand extra context. For some stuff on the more uncomfortable side of things, here are freaky cursed images to feel uncomfortable about. And here are some more strange images worthy of being deemed too much internet for today.

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Classic Facepalm Moments to Fill The Day with Stupid

We're supposed to be the smartest species on the planet, but sometimes it doesn't feel that way. For every one of our genius achievements, there are a hundred monumental lapses in judgement. The good thing about that is a lot of them are funny to watch. For more human error, here are some classic moments of facepalm to get that stupid fix.

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Text - Simba @Maccoul_ Taccidentally hit the language button on my remote last night and watched family guy in Spanish for 10 minutes thinking it was a weird joke

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Text - Text - After repeeating 6 times that I want to cancel my Comcast Xfinity, I finally figured out how to get them to stop arguing and actually do what I asked repeatedly for them to do. chatz.xfinity.com/system/templates/chat/comcast/index.html?. =xfınity End Chat ***. happy about the service so that we can resolve this for you. I am going to prison Plea 53:41 AM Sorry to hear about that. Let me go ahead and process the cancellation for you. Start Ch ... Send

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Text - Text - Man allegedly cuts finger off after snake bite 'to save my own life, but doc says it was 'really unnecessary' Fox Fox News - Yesterday NEWS

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Text - Sean Mitchell @Sean_Mitchell One time I was late to practice and coach made me run laps. My dad was the coach. And he drove me to practice.

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Text - Text - "Just remember, for every Boomer that hates a Millennial, there's a generation in between that hates you both." OS0 29K 1K Comments 26K Shares Like Comment Share View previous comments Oldest This movie was expressly about not generalizing Jand judging the youth. Like Reply · 3h

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Text - Atheists, if God isn't real, how do you explain walking on water? Can you walk on water like Jesus? Like · Comment · Tuesday at 7:49 AM O 76 people like this. Yes. Tuesday at 7:49 AM · Like 33 Show me a video of you walking on water. Tuesday at 7:52 AM Like I don't need to. You just need to have faith that I did. Tuesday at 7:52 AM Like 6 10

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Text - you are white you cant speak spanish are u familiar with the entire country of Spain

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Text - thebaconsandwichofregret: kimbbearly: why dont humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here lets leave immediately" why are elephants more advanced than us we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this: "there are bees here lets leave immediately" Source: kimbbearlyold 461,386 notes

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Text - Text - Matthew Keys O @MatthewKeysLive Radio. You're thinking of a radio. Jody Avirgan O @jodyavirgan - 1d | new In breaking news moments like this, there should be a type of podcast you can listen to in real time, easily accessible for free.

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Text - Text - r/NoStupidQuestions 8h How do I communicate with blind people? Like obviously there's Braille but is there some form of clicking I can do with my tongue to simulate Braille verbally? Edit: nvm you can just talk to them

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Text - Text - 8 mins O $160 parking ticket? Fuck u Virginia Beach. O Like Comment Share Be the first to like this Nice. How fast 4m Like Reply Did u jus ask me how fast i was going on a parking ticket? Just now Like Reply

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Text - Skin - This is what happens when you put a penny in a microwave for 2 minutes LIBERTY 4006 Yo you just made me start a fire in the house

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Text - Street fashion - Sun was in my eyes lol but my new favorite picture) Like Comment- Stop Notifications - Share O 2 people like this. r the sun was in ur eyes then Why is ur shadow in front of u 5 mins Like You see your shadow when it's sunny outside dumbass. Stay in school 3 mins Like if the sun was in front of you your shadow would be behind you 2 mins Like Write a comment. R-

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Text - Product - Meli @Emelia_R That's the goal tho right? La Guardia Cross @LaGuardiaCross Kids these days have it at a lot easier than we did growing up.

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Text - Text - Pule and 6 Others @PuleXR Why I stopped watching Nigerian Movies? A man had a heart attack in the hospital & the doctors shouted "Somebody call an ambulance" 9:08 p.m. 05 Sep 16 4,809 RETWEETS 3,214 LIKES

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Text - Wood - Hey @UPS, your driver left this package under our door knob like this and trapped us in our apartment. Had to call maintenance to get out. 6 À l'origine en anglais

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Text - Text - Follow i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it's a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake fabulous i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you're coming from here but they very much did kill jesus. 877,804 notes

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Text - Text - 1 point 16 minutes ago [-] nescient isnt a word mate. just a lil tip 4 ya Dictionary A A Q nescient All Dictionary Thesaurus Apple Wikipedia nes•cient ne sH (e)ənt| adiective poetic/iterary lacking knowledge; ignorant : I ventured into the new Korean restaurant wth some equally nescient companions. DERIVATIVES nesc-ience |'nɛf(i)əns| |'nɛsians noun ORIGIN late Middle English : from Latin nescient- not knowing, from the verb nescire, from ne- not'+ scire know.

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Text - Product - 1m ago what legs??? Really? That's funny because I won't the powerlifting squad competition two years in a row the second 24 year old to ever squats Over 500 So I'm not rly sure what you're meaning?? Won* My legs are 18 inches around I think your blind u fuckkng idiot Leg day is the best day ME |i was making a camo joke. Fend a chat CHAT

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Text - Text - Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard? Who would do that? You guys he just realized he has an avocado tree 8:51 PM 8/22/19 · Twitter for iPhone 2,213 Retweets 22.9K Likes

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Text - PETA O @peta · 3/25/17 Replying to @SpecSpiderKen PCTA We saw Pokemon Go as a teachable moment for how people should treat real animals 272 ♡ 23 gianni Kidnapping them and forcing them to fight? @PlayoffDre 12h Q 10 2751 962

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Text - 82% 10:04 Dude I just spent an hour arguing with half the fucking company that there can't be 60 grams of sugar in a 50 gram gummy worm I was called a fucking moron, and that while I might know math I don't know shit about science I was also told that if you added salt to water it doesn't increase in mass or weight either, because it dissolves Furthermore, I was told that if you have ice and melt it into water, it'll weigh less The last two were arguments made to convince me that I was wr

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Cylinder - хxxxхххX Still fancy that cup of soup, now? XxXXxxxX yes because im fully aware that liquids start to solidify when you reduce their temperature you fucking buffoon

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Text - Q Search ... Yesterday at 3:00 PM So last night I was positive there was a ghost baby in the bed with my son. I was so freaked out, I barely slept. I even tried creeping in there with a flashlight while my son was sleeping. Well, this morning I go to investigate a bit further. It turns out my husband just forgot to put the mattress protector on when he changed the sheets a I could kill him. 71 F

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Wasp Spawns In Guy's Bathroom, Duel Ensues

The painful sting of regret is too real. This guy missed his chance to eliminate a wasp that spawned in his bathroom. His attention to detail and use of vocabulary makes for quite the entertaining, visceral rollercoaster. That wasp is probably telling its buddies right now about its glorious revenge in a subreddit dedicated to wasp revenge stories.

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Text - TIFU by not killing a wasp when I had the chance TL;DR at bottom This story begins three days ago and concluded yesterday morning. This is the most exciting shit that has happened to me in weeks, people. I have, despite loving the outdoors, never been stung by a wasp, bee, etc. I have no problems with insects, hell l'll pick up a spider, but the pointy asses I'm not a fan of (bees are cool though).

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Text - So I wake up and head to the bathroom to take my morning shit, I open the door and hear buzzing and notice Satan himself has decided to pay me a visit and is flying about my shower curtains. I immediately noped out of there and begin brainstorming how to kill this bastard. I had determined that the point of entry was my window as it was slightly ajar, I seal the weak point and prepare to suit up. I then spend the next 20 minutes putting on multiple layers of clothing, 2 pairs of socks goi

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Text - I slowly open the door to do some recon and see that little jerk was chilling on the ceiling vent. Close the door, grab The Executioner, take a deep breath and reopen the door. The enemy has since taken up a more tactical position behind the lights above my sink...clever. It turns to face me and opens its wings up, ready to kamikaze my ass at a moment's notice. It can smell fear, and probably the gallons of sweat l'm excreting from being in enough clothing to brave Mt. Everest. Il'm fucki

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Text - It tumbled down for a moment before regaining control and I shit you not made a beeline (more puns) straight for me and in a panic I slam the door shut. My mom is telling me I need to close the vent in my bathroom otherwise It could get in and then the whole household would be compromised. Understanding the stakes I muster the courage to open the door one more time only to discover that in my haste I have lost all visual of the enemy. Gone. After closing the vent I spent the next 10 minut

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Text - I spend the next two days afraid of my own fucking bathroom, carrying The Executioner with me like Jesse Pinkman and his pistol in El Camino. It must be in the vents, and so there it shall die. I awake yesterday morning to take my morning shit, the first time that I didn't take The Executioner with me and when I exit to go lie down in bed again I'm greeted with a familiar sound emanating from the window blinds next to my bed. Then I see it. That skinny waisted, stabby assed, flying fucker

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Text - On some wild west cowboy shit ready to draw, I make a move for The Executioner and backpedal to a central position where I can wait for it's next move. Mano y mano, bitch. I wait 5 minutes before deciding that I've had enough. I flank around the perimeter of my room and with one hand open up my window nice and wide, hoping and praying that I didn't just invite the whole wasp cavalry to make a grand entrance into my bedroom if it decides to release attack pheremones. It must've been behind

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Text - Window shut. I lick my wounds. The vents are opened. The war is over, but casualties have been sustained. Honestly, that little asshole deserves to live, so long as it never returns. TL; DR A wasp spawns in my bathroom. I failed at killing it. It disappears and remains hidden for two days before reemerging. It takes my sting virginity and escapes and I definitely didn't pussy out

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Text - EDIT: FUCK YOU WASP I GOT PLATINUM! A couple pics of the possible yellow jacket nest we now gotta deal with, plus my "armor" and the heathen himself: https:// imgur.com/gallery/exXFOhK Edit 2: The culprit was a single paper wasp. The nest in the first picture is a possible yellow jacket nest, entirely separate, like some fucked up level 2 on the horizon after surviving level 1.

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Grass - Mom > What do you think? It's about 3" in diameter I sent a smaller one to show you where it's located

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Text - Mom > How'd you make out with the wasp? RH STEL Currently preparing for war

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Font - Mom Oh no! Don't let it go through the vent. It could end up in my room! GET IT!!!!

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