Wednesday, December 4, 2019

Choosing Beggar Attempts Guilt Trip Over iPhone


Choosing beggar tries to guilt trip a seller over an iPhone.

This choosing beggar tried to guilt trip an iPhone seller with a little bit about being a "broke college student." Their biggest mistake was originally accepting the first price of $350, and then trying to walk it back. 

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Tired Dogs in Awkward Sleeping Positions


Dogs in awkward sleeping positions.

They say let sleeping dogs lie, but that might lead to back problems. We've seen dogs do some amazing things, and being able to turn into tired goop on a couch is now one of those things. Some of the physics her makes no sense, but we're here for it. Dogs can get themselves in some precarious situations, like these stuck dogs that need a hand.

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Dude Documents Possum Living In His Kitchen Cabinet


Apparently this guy's friend found a possum camping out in his kitchen cabinet. No matter the actual circumstances of how that possum ended up there, the resulting Snapchat story of this possum's wild adventure is one for the books. What a legend. Highlight was definitely the Pawshank Redemption. 

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British People Asked How Much US Healthcare Costs


British people were asked how much they think US healthcare costs. Their guesses were wildly low, and the video ends up serving as a disheartening testament to the insanity of some of the healthcare costs in the US. 

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Dumb Phrases Journalists Love But Nobody Uses In Real Life


A collection of dumb phrases that journalists love to use, but nobody actually uses in real life.

Journalists on Twitter are sharing the dumb phrases that they absolutely love to use, but that nobody else bothers using in real life. Some phrases just don't translate well back to real life, at all. 

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Domino's Pizza Delivery Hero Saves Guy From Psycho Ex


Domino's pizza delivery guy ends up saving another guy from getting stabbed by his psycho ex-girlfriend.

Domino's pizza should really consider using this for some sort of marketing stunt. Turns out their delivery drivers are actual heroes. This guy managed to literally dodge a bullet. 

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Strange, Inappropriate and WTF Gifts People Got


Stories of strange, inappropriate and WTF gifts

Some people just aren't good at buying gifts. Some people are well intentioned but uninformed, like your grandma who thinks you're still into Beyblades. Some are just lazy, like your uncle who just cleared out his glove compartment into a shoe box and called it a day. These ones are weird, but sometimes people get gifts that are just insulting.

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Employee Manipulates Co-Worker To Get Jerk Manager Fired


An employee manipulates their co-worker to get their manager fired, before the manager can get them fired.

The workplace environment can really end up being a game of thrones for some employees. In this case, an employee tried out all their manipulative tactics on a fellow co-worker, to get a shady manager who was trying to get them fired, fired first. Definitely more of a petty revenge than a pro revenge. Sounds like a tough place to work. Everyone is just trying to get each other fired. 

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Peloton's Creepy Commercial Gets Roasted On Twitter


Twitter users react to the ridiculous Peloton ad that is borderline creepy.

Peloton has a knack for awakening the fiery criticism of people online. It could be that when it comes to their ads/commercials, they just come across as these delusional disaster-pieces of fail and cringe. This particular commercial is all kinds of uncomfortable. The woman seems to be one more Peloton session away from a full-fledged mental breakdown. Can you blame her? 

Doesn't seem like the whole recording every session that she uses the Peloton bike is helping the relaxation process. Thankfully, people were ready to step up on Twitter with all the hilarious, spicy feedback. 

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Lying Producer Get Verbal Take-Down for Offering Gig With No Pay


Producer who asks for dancers for no pay gig gets taken down for his BS.

This lying cheapskate didn't know what he was getting into when he asked for free dancers to shoot a music video. Rather than letting people get manipulated for no money, this person let the guy know that he was full of BS. For more rude people who wanted free stuff, here are some entitled folks who need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

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Tinder Home Runs And Strikeouts From The World's Romantics


A collection of wins and fails from various Tinder users.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of Tinder users either failing in epic fashion, or actually getting somewhere with the shameless pickup lines. It's remarkable how some of these people actually managed to get somewhere with their matches. 

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Guy Succinctly Proves Meme That Men Know Where Their Paperclip Is


Guy proves that he knows where his paperclip is.

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your paperclip is? This guy was able to prove the meme right with his personal paperclip awareness. It's stuff like this that go to show men are peculiar creatures. It's important to know where your paperclip is.

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The Funniest Insults People Have Heard


A collection of AskReddit replies to what people think are the funniest insults.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the funniest insults they've ever heard. These are right in line with those "rare insults" lists we like to run. You've got to appreciate it when people take a creative approach to the insult/banter game. 

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Women Send Guys Risky Texts, Awkwardness Ensues


A collection of tweets from women explaining their experiences texting men raunchy pictures.

Women are sharing their experiences with sending dudes naughty texts, and the resulting moments of anticlimactic awkwardness that ensued. Seems like these guys just didn't know what to say. Might as well just drop a "k" next time. 

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Entitled Folks Whose Foolishness Knows No Bounds


Rude, absurd and entitled people who demand stuff.

When you're taking the time and effort to be responsible and respectful, nothing gets on your nerves quite like people acting really entitled and then getting intractably upset when they don't get what they have no business demanding. These entitled folks need to leave and take their attitudes with them. There's absurd employers, insulting customers, and rude demanding strangers. The world is full of entitled people with their nonsense who need to get outta here.

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