Sunday, June 2, 2019

An Entitled Beggar Asks To Speak To Manager After Haggling Over Fixed Prices


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This choosing beggar had a very hard time understanding what "fixed prices" means. My dude, that means there is NO room for negotiation. No haggling or begging or any other kind of cheap BS allowed. Now, on the other hand we have the seller who seized the opportunity and all of its potential for trolling, and did a great job. The results are a heartwarming display of a choosing beggar getting got. 

If you want more of this choosing beggars madness in your life, check out the time a ridiculous choosing beggar demanded a free feast, here!

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19 Funny and Sad Moments from the Wild World of Tinder


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Some are funny, some are sad, some are funny and sad. The world is a funny and sad place, and the context of dating only raises the stakes. Here's what people said that sometimes worked but mostly didn't work in the moments that counted. Check these out if you wanna see more.

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Sad Tumblr User Cheers The World Up By Drawing Epic Dragon Heads


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This makes me unexplainably happy. Who knew that awesome dragon head drawings were the key to that crazy passing emotion called happiness. Check out the rest of Iguanamouth's Tumblr profile over here!

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Marriage Summed Up In An Emotional Melting Pot Of 26 Tweets


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Marriage is an emotional rollercoaster. People are busy living out that wild lifelong commitment. The relationship comes with tons of silly little fights, while people hold strong to their love for one another, through it all. You might end up spending enough time with that special someone just enough to get to know them better than you know yourself. The following tweets capture the ups and downs of that absolutely crazy thing called marriage. 

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The Legend Of AskReddit's Most Notorious Comments Troll In 21 Glorious Images


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rogersimon10 is not your typical comments troll. This legend will come in when the pot is hot, and lay waste to AskReddit threads with admirable mastery. You never know when rogersimon10 might strike, but rest assured the comments section will NEVER be the same when they do. It's like Reddit's own version of Ken M. And if you don't know who the legendary online comments troll Ken M is, see here. You'll thank us later. 

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A List Of Some Real Facts That Sound Fake But Are Indeed Legit


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The world is a strange place brimming with mind-blowing wonders that seem to escape the realm of reason altogether. Some of these allegedly "true facts" sound crazy enough to have been pulled out of thin air. Seriously. 

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Medical Staff Share Their Stories And Emotional Rollercoaster Ensues


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We're not crying, YOU'RE crying! Twitter users shared their medical stories in one tweet and a wild, emotional rollercoaster ensued. Ain't life a beautiful mess. 

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20+ Europeans That Visited The U.S. Share What Made Them Go "WTF"


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These Europeans were in for some serious culture shocks when they came over to America. Strangers in a strange land, man. It's funny to read through these and observe just how weird some of our normalized "American" habits are to the rest of the world. 

Check out 20+ things Americans didn't realize were so American until they were abroad over here.

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10+ People Reveal Their Dark Wishes For The Douchebag Genie


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People took things to ridiculous heights when they went and dreamt up what kinds of wishes they'd ask the Douchebag Genie! 

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Lucky Students Get The Option To Roast Their English Teacher With Memes


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Mrs. Murphy gives her lucky students the option to submit school appropriate memes about her, the school, and the material they studied throughout the year. The resulting wave of memes from Mrs. Murphy's clever students was hilarious and pretty savage! 

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Tumblr User Calls Out Girls/Women Who Abuse Their Boyfriends


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So basically just don't be a raging jerk to others around you. This Tumblr user's post about women not abusing their boyfriends went viral, and it's no surprise!

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20 Daft Headlines to Meet Your Laugh Deadline


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So much news is printed on any given day that there's bound to be some colossal screw-ups. We only wish online newspapers couldn't edit their own typos in real time so their fails would be easier to document. Those mistake-correcting bastards. Anyway here are some more wacky headlines that got way out of hand.

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25 Pieces Of Wrong Common Sense That Are Actually Fails Waiting To Happen


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Just cause it feels right, doesn't mean it is. Let full certainty be your guiding light. Cause some of these "wrong" common sense items might seem right on the surface. 

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Lukas Air Force Base Claims Recent "Sky Penis" Was Accidental


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Twitter's got some thoughts and feelings about the recent comment from Lukas Air Force Base, which says that the two F-35s did NOT mean to leave behind phallic contrails in a flight exercise on Tuesday. Basically, an "accidental sky penis" was too good to pass up on with the jokes and wordplay. 

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Internet's Freaked Out By The Live-Action Lion King's Pumbaa


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The new live-action Lion King movie released some new posters on Thursday, and the first look at Pumbaa has some people seriously shook up. He does look a tad bit possessed, no? 

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