Thursday, September 12, 2019

People That Couldn't Believe They Got Paid For Their "Work"


AskReddit users share some, "I can't believe I'm getting paid for this" moments.

Someone on AskReddit asked people about the times they caught themselves in the middle of a day's work, and genuinely couldn't believe that they got paid to do what they did, for "work." Some jobs are more surreal and enjoyable than others. Some jobs literally make you forget that you're working. These examples might make you all kinds of envious. 

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Low Cost Cosplay (26 Images)


A series of low cost cosplay images that are hilariously terrible.

We just can't seem to get enough of this mastermind's low cost cosplays. He does a beautiful job at representing some iconic costumes, while seemingly spending next to nothing on his getups. And that takes a true visionary. You can check out more of his work over here, if you loved these! 

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Groundhog Caught Grubbing On Garden Vegetables


Look at those eyes. Those eyes are the eyes of an emboldened, fearless groundhog who doesn't give a flying f**k about your garden vegetables. Can't stop, won't stop. 

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Cursed Images From Our Doomed Dystopian World


A collection of cursed images that are filled to the brim with weird and WTF.

We're back at it again with a little unpleasant pile of cursed images to make you fear for humanity. There's just something captivating about cursed images that we can't look away from. 

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High School Seniors Dress Up As Pop Culture Icons For Picture Day


School lets their seniors dress up as memes and pop culture icons for picture day.

In a creative and classy move, North Farmington High School in Michigan lets their seniors run wild with specific pop culture and meme references on picture day. It's like funny senior quotes, but you get to use your costuming skills. We wish our school let us do this. Oh, and extra points for the Tyrone Biggums.

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Lawyers Share Why Couples Called Off Their Divorces


Lawyers share why various couples called off their divorces in an AskReddit thread.

Someone on AskReddit asked for lawyers to share why various couples called off their divorces. Sometimes unexpected curveballs are so big that a couple's original plan to call it quits, is stopped in its tracks, and the love once gone, is reignited with more passion than before. 

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Silly and Inappropriate Wedding Announcements


Silly and inappropriate names from wedding announcements.

Enough people have gotten married that statistics dictate there's gonna be some silly matchups. You hope these people had the sense to not hyphenate their names, but I guess that's their business. It just seems like a bad idea to walk around as John and Debra Rod-Licker or whatever. Gotta love some classic accidental filth, like these news and magazine layout fails.

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Tall People Troubles (20 Images)


A series of images depicting various tall people struggles.

Pretty sure that most of these could be solved if the people were a little bit shorter. It ain't all sunshine and rainbows for the tall people in the world. 

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Children of Sketchy Parents Share The Shady Stuff Their Folks Did


Stories from children of sketchy parents, and they crimes and misdemeanors they did.

When you're young enough your parents are just your parents, and it seems like they can do no wrong. And since you don't know anything, you're gonna miss obvious signs that your folks are up to some unsavory business. It's not until you get older and look at them as people that you have a chance to realize they may not have been on the right side of the law. Here are some free legal tips from a funny lawyer that shouldn't need saying.

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Airborne Soldier Stands Up For Junior Enlisted Member, Reports Abusive NCO


Airborne soldier takes revenge on bullying NCO, and stands up for junior enlisted member.

This brave airborne soldier put a stop to an abusive NCO who thought he could bully whoever he wanted, whenever he wanted. He definitely set a powerful standard for how other soldiers could go about handling instances of bullying in the future. 

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Incredibly Tall 12-Year-Old Dominates Kids Basketball Game


This brings us back to playing sports as kids, when the opposing team had the one kid who had already gone through puberty and all your teammates could do was just look at each other and go "well, good luck everyone." They're playing on an 8 foot rim too, so this kid doesn't even have to jump to dunk. Watching all the other kids try they're best is harrowing, but also kind of hilarious.

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Twitter Users Share The Things Kids These Days Can't Do


Twitter users share the things about life that kids can no longer do, and no longer have to do.

Whether you're a grumpy old person who wants to complain about kids these days, or a disgruntled kid these days who wonders if old people have anything better to do than complain about kids these days, there's something for you all to learn/complain about here. To keep the nostalgia train going for everyone there's enough 70s and 80s nostalgia and some 90s life hacks to go around for everyone. Oh, by the way, cursive is a racket.

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UK Horse Riding Reporter Risks Life To Catch Runaway Horse


A true superwoman. 

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Joe Rogan Has Enough Of Neil deGrasse Tyson Interrupting Him


Neil deGrasse Tyson is slowing becoming the living definition of r/iamverysmart. 

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Sick Dude Told Attendance For Final Test Is Mandatory, Shows Up Looking Like Death


Sick guy's school requires him to show up to test or fail, so he shows up and looks awful.

College can have weird and rigid rules, but sometimes there are ways to fight back within the confines of the system, like this guy who complied with his school's unfair printing fee by using every printer at once. In this case, a class wouldn't let him get out of the final for being sick, so he decided to play it up.

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Bread Stapled To Trees (15 Images)


A collection of images showing bread being stapled to trees.

There's a community on Reddit dedicated to the appreciation of stapling pieces of bread on trees. If this isn't peak internet, I don't know what is. Never know when you might be out exploring nature, when your appetite spikes, and you need a little bite of some bread. Off a tree. 

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Clapbacks, Slams and Other Times People Met Ruination By Words


People online delivering roasts, funny clapbacks and slams.

While it often seems like the internet is just a tool for making people angry, sometimes someone gets a good one in that stops the show. Thanks to all those strangers knocking their opinions into each other like an overturned jug of bouncy balls down a flight of stairs, we sometimes get some prodigous slams and clapbacks that achieve max damage.

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Pizza Delivery Driver Creates Impressive List of Her Strangest Customers


Pizza delivery driver on tumblr has a big list of the weirdest people she's delivered pizza to.

This Tumblr user put together an impressive list of most of the wild people they've met while delivering pizzas.You don't think about it a lot, but absolutely crazy people like pizza too. So it makes sense that someone would have to deliver pizza to some outstanding characters, and it makes extra sense that they'd make an impressive list of the people they've seen. For a wholesome yet short tale of humor and pizza, check out this pizza guy who screwed up and had to stand in the corner.

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Guy Gets Propositioned Sex for $400 Car, Soundly Rejects Offer


A guy selling a car gets offered sex as a trade and rejects her offer.

Did she really expect this to work? A stranger trying to make an unsavory trade for a 400 dollar Grand Prix? Aside from the legality aspect, it doesn't seem like accepting 150 dollars worth of sex from a complete stranger seems like a very smart idea. Money can motivate people to do strange things, and people have a hard time getting what they want without being rude, like this abusive customer who got slammed for demanding to speak to an owner on bereavement leave.

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