Monday, January 11, 2016

What You Post on Facebook vs What Your Parents Think Your Post Means


His Name Is 'Chewbacca Tim Allen'


This might be the best and most unanticipated voice swap of all time.

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Careful, She Might Question Why You Named the Family Dog Nutmeg Next


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Jamie Foxx Takes a Jab at Steve Harvey and Straight Outta Compton's Snub at the Golden Globes


He also had a great reaction to Quentin Tarantino's use of the word ghetto:

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Woman Whose Apartment Building is on Fire Says "Not Today!"


Michelle Dobyne was having a quiet morning making breakfast when she discovered her apartment building was on fire. Speaking to the local news, she described her reaction:

"I got my three kids and we bounced out. Nuh uh, we ain't gon be in no fire, not today!"



Dobyne and the rest of the residents are okay, but will be without power for at least the rest of the week, since the building's electrical panels were destroyed in the fire. If any of the other residents are like Dobyne though, they'll surely be in good spirits.

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This Perfectly Sums Up How Mondays Feel


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Scientists Are Trying to Figure This Lion With Teeth Growing out His Head Desperately


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Mountain lions shouldn't look like this.

This beast of a species at a glance appears to have teeth that are straight up growing out the top it's head.

Scientists are all at once baffled, befuddled, and utterly torn over what this might mean; perhaps some sort of misplaced and abandoned alien species? Who's to say?

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Tagged: news , wtf , weird , animals

An Incredible Spontaneous Jam Session Happened When a Homeless Man Joined a Busker


The busking musician detailed the encounter and his cause: 

I went out busking in Leeds on New Year's Eve and, after a while, was joined by a homeless man in a wheelchair who asked if he could sing with me. As a busker, I spend a lot of time on the streets and had seen this man many times over the years, but didn't know he was singer, and, as the years had gone by, his health and wellbeing seemed to have worsened a great deal. We jammed out a version of 'Summertime' and I was blown away by his voice so I stopped a passerby and asked them to capture the moment on my camera phone and then uploaded the video to my Facebook page where it quickly went viral as thousands of people shared it.

My spontaneous street jam with Bernard Davey was a soul-affirming, enriching experience which summed up everything I love about street culture. The streets are full of wonderful surprises and stories. I hope Bernard's amazing improvised version of 'Summertime' helps people to remember not to judge people they see on the streets according to their appearances, but to always look below the surface appearance and find the person underneath.

Moments like these are why I founded the Keep Streets Live Campaign, a not for profit organisation which advocates for public spaces which are open to informal offerings of art and music and campaigns against the criminalisation of homelessness and street culture.

In addition, there are many wonderful charities that work with homeless and vulnerably housed including Inn Churches which provides emergency accommodation for the homeless in churches during the cold winter months and intercepts food waste to give to the hungry. I am doing a sponsored sober year in 2016 to raise funds for them and you can find out more and make a donation.



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This Amazing Homemade Star Wars Cookbook Samples the Cuisine of a Galaxy Far Far Away


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Imgur user dani847661 was running out of time find a secret Santa gift and improvised this cookbook. There is a REAL 1998 Star Wars cookbook out there somewhere but dani847661 said they didn't have time to order it so they made their own from scratch. Sure there are some spelling errors but it's full of delicious recipes and Star Wars puns, what more could you ask for from a secret Santa?

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I'm Gonna Be Blunt With You Kid, This Isn't Weed


Content warning: no weed here, but there is a young lad furiously flexing his cursing vocabulary.

This kid got trolled hard by a drug dealer. He bought what he thought was five bags of weed, which turned out to be four bags of grass and one bag of leaves. I know your grandma probably calls it grass, but that doesn't mean your pot should look like actual grass, dude. I guess that's what happens when you buy bud from someone on Instagram.

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You're Going To Want To Hear Samuel Jackson Put His Own Spin on Notable Movie Quotes


New Survey Reveals That Frequent Emoji Use Suggests You Might Be a Horndog


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The survey concludes something seemingly arbitrary as a food emoji icon can symbolize body parts or sex, after determining that Instagram banned the eggplant emoji.

The ban was due to its search algorithm revealing the emoji was linked to 'lewd' photos of men and their intimate 'eggplant' parts.

The survey, which polled 5,675 singles, indicated 40% of people who think sexy thoughts more than once a day are apt to frost their texts with a whole lot of emojis; while the more docile of the bunch (once a day sexy thoughts) were proven less likely to drop an emoji.

Basically if someone texts you an emoji, you're totally in. Not really though.

"[Emoji users] want to give their texts more personality," Helen Fisher, the genius brainiac behind the study published earlier this year, told Time Magazine. "Emoji users don't just have more sex, they go on more dates and they are two times more likely to get married."

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