Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Man Gobbles At Turkeys, Turkeys Gobble Back


Strangely enough, the guy laughing at the turkeys is one of the funniest parts. 

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BBC Cameraman Gets Smacked In The Nuts By Angry Sheep


You can just feel the cameraman's pain in this video. 

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Woman Takes In 97 Stray Dogs To Protect Them From Hurricane


Woman takes in 97 stray dogs to protect them from hurricane.

Chella Phillips, a resident of the Bahamas, manager of a dog refuge, and self-advertised "crazy dog lady" has taken in nearly a hundred stray dogs in order to protect them from the looming Hurricane Dorian. It's staggering seeing so many dogs in one place, and it's obvious the situation is a complex one, but with the alternative being leaving the dogs out in the storm to fend for themselves, this is a pretty impressive undertaking. In the lighter world of taking in stray animals, we've got a craigslist fail here of a sorely mistaken animal lover who thinks they've adopted a stray cat.

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Truth In Advertising (18 Images)


Truth in advertising with honest brand slogans.

These honest slogans do away with the deception that brands put out when it comes to marketing, and instead just get right to the damn point. Sometimes you had a hell of a day, and just need to take a pint of Ben & Jerry's home with you, to eat your feelings away. 

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People With Dirty Names Bond Over The Struggle


Twitter users are bonding over having "dirty names" and trying to enter them into login info.

People with "dirty names" are bonding over the collective struggle of using their names on logins, and getting flagged for "offensive language." They refuse to be silenced, and are here to make their struggles known. 

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Translation Fails That Missed Their Mark (15 Images)


A collection of translation fails that missed their mark terribly.

When Google translate fails, we get these kinds of masterpieces. 

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Dude Gets Petty Revenge On Selfish Parker with Fake Note


Guy parks his Corvette over 4 spaces, so a dude leaves a fake note saying that he damaged the car.

That's some good quality, satisfying, highly petty revenge. No real harm done except for a headache who thought he was worth four parking spots. We've heard of people rage-trapping bad parkers for the sake of justice, but straight up messing with their mind seems like a less risky but satisfyingly diabolical way of getting back at someone for their transgressions.

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Pizza Delivery Driver Creates Impressive List of Her Strangest Customers


Pizza delivery driver on tumblr has a big list of the weirdest people she's delivered pizza to.

This Tumblr user put together an impressive list of most of the wild people they've met while delivering pizzas.You don't think about it a lot, but absolutely crazy people like pizza too. So it makes sense that someone would have to deliver pizza to some outstanding characters, and it makes extra sense that they'd make an impressive list of the people they've seen. For a wholesome yet short tale of humor and pizza, check out this pizza guy who screwed up and had to stand in the corner.

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Women Recreate ‘The Simpsons’ Episode Of Homer’s Food Tour In New Orleans Restaurants Shot For Shot


Two women recreate scenes from "The Simpsons" in New Orleans.

Here's a link to the original masterpiece! Simpsons did it first. 

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People Share Their Weirdest Family Tics


People share their weirdest family tics.

What is normal in one person's family can appear as pure lunacy to the outside world. These people are sharing their family's weirdest tics. The resulting stories are hilarious and borderline messed up. 

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Guy Gets Propositioned Sex for $400 Car, Soundly Rejects Offer


A guy selling a car gets offered sex as a trade and rejects her offer.

Did she really expect this to work? A stranger trying to make an unsavory trade for a 400 dollar Grand Prix? Aside from the legality aspect, it doesn't seem like accepting 150 dollars worth of sex from a complete stranger seems like a very smart idea. Money can motivate people to do strange things, and people have a hard time getting what they want without being rude, like this abusive customer who got slammed for demanding to speak to an owner on bereavement leave.

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People That Couldn't Believe They Got Paid For Their "Work"


AskReddit users share some, "I can't believe I'm getting paid for this" moments.

Someone on AskReddit asked people about the times they caught themselves in the middle of a day's work, and genuinely couldn't believe that they got paid to do what they did, for "work." Some jobs are more surreal and enjoyable than others. Some jobs literally make you forget that you're working. These examples might make you all kinds of envious. 

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Guy Takes A Bunch Of Photos Of His Girlfriend's Ring Before She Knows About It (23 Images)


Guy manages to take a ton of funny photos of his girlfriend's ring before she knows about it.

The man is brilliant. No other way to put it. What better way to capture the monumental build up that goes into surprising your partner with an engagement ring, than to capture pictures of yourself holding it in front of them without realizing it. 

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Man Teases Girlfriend By Posting "Sexy Cleaning Photos"


Guy teases girlfriend by posting "sexy cleaning photos."

This guy decided to tease his girlfriend by posting some "sexy cleaning photos." The results are nothing short of hilarious. The photos also managed to remind a whole lot of people out there that were trying to avoid their household chores. 

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Low Cost Cosplay (26 Images)


A series of low cost cosplay images that are hilariously terrible.

We just can't seem to get enough of this mastermind's low cost cosplays. He does a beautiful job at representing some iconic costumes, while seemingly spending next to nothing on his getups. And that takes a true visionary. You can check out more of his work over here, if you loved these! 

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Foreboding Signs That Are Scarier Than They Have To Be


Signs that are absurdly scary and threatening.

The warning signs here are doing a great job. Like if you find yourself about to swim and then notice a little ol' ENORMOUS SIGN in all caps that says "THIS RIVER IS CONTAMINATED WITH FECAL BACTERIA" you may find yourself a little dissuaded from jumping in. So good job, terrifying signs of the world. Some of these signs don't even know they're scary, sinister or weird, but that doesn't make them not have a threatening aura.

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