Friday, September 9, 2016

Amtrak Hits Epic New Low, And Responds to Woman Trapped in Elevator Seven Months Too Late


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Poor Amanda Carpenter lived through a truelife nightmare when she got stuck in an elevator...seven months ago. In a desperate attempt to be rescued, Carpenter (former Communication Director for Sen. Ted Cruz) tweeted to her 90,000 plus followers asking for help. 


It only gets worse...



Annd then we get the golden response...just a tad bit too late to make a difference. Good lookin out Amtrak...



We can only imagine what Carpenter was actually thinking, but her tweet does a decent enough job at appearing, well, thankful?



Amtrak tried to make amends, nonetheless:



It's too late though. The internet's already well aware of all this madness...



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The Next 15 Minutes of Internet Fame Are Well Deserved For This Girl's Insane Dance Moves


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Chelsea Handler's PSA is For All The Women That Don't Want to Have Children and How Great it is

After Claiming He Would Have Stopped 9/11 Attacks, Twitter Had a Field Day Speculating What Else Trump *Would* Have Prevented on #ThingsTrumpWouldHaveStopped


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You Know Your Marriage is Wrecked When You Rob a Bank to Go to Jail, Instead of Paying a Divorce Lawyer


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Tagged: marriage , news , FAIL , crime , robbery

A Casual Introduction to Body Language


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One Way to Spice Up Your Relationship is to Text Prank Them With Drake Lyrics, What Could Go Wrong?


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'Grease' Fan Theory Suggests That Sandy Didn't Have a Happy Ending After All


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Is this fan theory a little too morbid? Well, there's an alternate theory to why the end scene was basically a fantasy. 


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Wait... that one might be worse. 

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You'll (Probably) Never Forget This Patriotically-Offensive Mattress Sale Commercial


There's nothing more American than seizing an opportunity for capitalism! Except when it involves 9/11, then it's anti-American and would make a bald eagle cry...

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If You Get This Wrong You'll Now Know That The TA Knows That You Don't Know Him


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You'll finally figure out which one he is by the constant judging eyes from the front of the lecture (and also the fact that he's teaching it).

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Bill Nye Breaks Down What Would Happen if All the Ice on Earth Melted


Hillary Clinton Opens Up to Humans of NY About Where Her 'Cold and Calculated' Perceptions Stem From


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Let's put this through the Internet decoder real quick... beep *boop dial tone ding!





Looks like Hillary is ready to claim her seat in a the good ol' boys' club...

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The Force is Strong With This Little Girl's Report


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"Darth Vader demolished the Jedi Order, despite his physical disabilities and assisted in the organization of the First Galactic Empire."




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A Florida Walmart Invites Hatred and Memes With a Tacky 9/11 Soda Display


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A 9/11 soda display that made Coke boxes into the Twin Towers prompted many responses, most of them either disgust or references to 9/11 memes.

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