Thursday, September 9, 2021

Boston Bruins Player Blocks Shot, Breaks Leg, Finishes Shift


The amount of pain that this Boston Bruins player by the name of Greg Campbell must've been enduring is pretty much beyond comprehension. The fact that he was able to summon enough willpower to pick himself up after blocking a shot and breaking his leg is just crazy. Kind of inspiring. Kind of terrifying. 

Olympic High Jump Medalist Jumps Hurdles Like It's Nothing


You might not think that this is completely, mind blowingly amazing, but then you'll realize that these hurdles are literally over his head. Over his head. This guy's on another level. Literally. 

Backyard Is Host To Ludicrous Number Of Hummingbirds


Most of us will only ever see two or three hummingbirds at a time, even if we cover ourselves with sugar water and stand incredibly still. But for some reason there's just oodles of 'em in this person's yard. And the way they move. It's strangely engaging. Like a screensaver.

Rich Karen Tries To Turn Employees Into Indentured Servants, Loses


This lady thought she could employ a few people, make them pay for expenses and put them into debt servitude like this is some kind of industrial era coal mining camp, then "trap" them because she falsely assumed they were illegal immigrants. What an absolutely delightful person. For some more incredible Karenocity, here's a Karen who didn't understand why work costs money and an entitled dad who tried to usurp his neighbors driveway.

Belligerent HOA Karen Complains About Guide Dog Training


Unfortunately, it seems like the world's HOAs seem to attract all kinds of toxic behavior. In this case we have a Karen who pretty much had a reality check coming her way at one point or another. Fortunately, this person was ready to serve up that sweet pro revenge. And oh boy, is it so sweet. If you want to keep the revenge train rolling check out this recent pro revenge story that we ran about a man who served up a pro revenge to a shady firm that had it coming.

Wildly Incompetent Manager Fires The Wrong Employee


Let the moral of the story here be that you never fire the dude who knows all the things. It sounds like this manager was rocking a nasty chip on their shoulder from the very get go. So, when you see a pro revenge being taken on someone with that kind of disposition like what we have here, it just kind of warms the heart. Hopefully the manager learned their lesson. Keep the revenge drama going with this pro revenge tale about a cheap client who messed with the wrong freelancer.

Things That Look Like Tasty Food But Aren't That


What can we say? When we see something brightly colored, glisteny and vaguely sandwich shaped, we want that thing to go in our mouths. It's sad that we can't make a healthy diet out of fishing lures and pen caps, but we have to admit that it's for the best. We can at least enjoy with our eyes these tasty-looking temptations that look like food but aren't.

Gem Reviews From The Bowels of Amazon


Leaving a review is a great way to let your fellow citizens know if a purchase was worthwhile, and sometimes more than that. Every opportunity to tell people about batteries and cleaning goo should rightfully be used to express your weird and dirty inner feelings, and that's nice. Here's a guy who left a modern day epic review for a nail salon.

Jobs That Attract A High Proportion Of Jerks


When asked what jobs seem to attract jerks, it's tempting to say "the job my boss has,' but also there are definitely certain jobs that attract douchebags, ineffectual narcissists and utter sociopaths. On the flipside If you yourself are a total jerk, consider these fine career options. Here are some jobs that look simple but are surprisingly difficult as well as reasons people quit their job on the spot.

Man Serves Revenge To Shady Firm Many Years Later


Let a wonderful pro revenge story like the one that we have here serve as a solid reminder that the BS decisions we make have a tendency to hunt us down eventually. Karma loves to come around and collect. In this case, we have a company that tried to toy around with a guy over his pay and hard work. Let's just say that it all came back around. Check out another recent pro revenge story where a cheap client messed around with the wrong freelancer.

Entitled People Who Decided To Make The World A More Miserable Place


Gotta love it when entitled people get mad about Blues Clues, try to resell their junk for twice what they paid for, lodge complaints with their HOA about playing children, and demanding restitution on the "broken promise" of seeing bears at Yellowstone. Absolutely fantastic work everyone. For some more of this, here's a Karen who didn't understand why work costs money and an entitled dad who got towed after trying to usurp their neighbor's driveway.

Man's Fiancée Loses Two Rings, Breaks Third, Freaks Out When Confronted


Something isn't right here. Seriously. We don't need Sherlock Holmes on the scene to sniff out the fact that there's something shady going on here. That first commenter might be onto something when they recommended that this guy go out and browse the local pawn shops. Of course, we'd hope that there wasn't something foul afoot, but the red flags do seem to be present in this scenario. 

Karen Steals Seats, Family Squeezes In With Her


If you walk into a game at half time and see a seat occupied by someone's stuff, what is your first assumption? Karen's thought was "looks like an open seat to me." Little did she know that someone else might be as territorial as she is, and willing to fight for that spot. For some more delightful individuals, here's the Karen who didn't understand why work costs money and this entitled customer who got banned after leaving a lying review.

The Worst Wedding Foods People Have Ever Seen


Emotional implosions and unnecessary dramas between family members and friends aren't the only disasters that can break out at otherwise peaceful weddings. Yes, sometimes the whole food situation can become miserably compromised. Without a semi-decent spread of food for everyone to enjoy at the wedding, tempers can flare, and the environment can become very tense. Food really does bring people together, man. Hopefully none of these bad wedding foods ring any bells. Keep the wedding drama rolling with this collection of wedding moments that told guests that the marriages weren't built to last.

Giant Cinnamon Toast Crunch Mascot Freaks MLB Fans Out


Of all the ways that you could try to distract the pitcher and throw him out of his flow zone, this giant Cinnamon Toast Crunch mascot might be doing the most effective job. Seriously. Just imagine being a fan that paid to watch this ballgame, only to end up sitting right behind a gargantuan piece of cinnamon toast crunch. Might be a tad bit frustrating.