Jokes don't always have to be mind-blowingly convoluted or super thinky. Sometimes the most satisfying jokes are the dumbest, punniest stuff out there. So here are some dumb jokes for your dumb day. And if you want to see more, then check these out.
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Buckle up for one WILD and dark ride. Our hearts go out to the people affected by this terrible crime. That being said, this story is all kinds of sketch. I guess you never know where your titty art might end up.
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A trending Twitter hashtag inspired users to step forward and offer their takes on how to #RuinFridayIn4Words. The resulting tweets might remind you of the things you'd almost blocked out that can ruin a perfectly good, long awaited Friday.
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When people aren't supporting Amazon and its bid for world domination, they're leaving wacky-ass reviews for stuff like cheese wheels and drums of lube. We're happy to see some weird and creative liberties taken with the site. Also we didn't know you could buy a coffin on there. Apparently there's tons. Kinda creeped us out.
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You do NOT want to try these survival myths out if you're in a tight spot! They will pretty much ensure your lack of survival. And that's why they've landed themselves back on Fail Blog.
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Here's your McBathroom! This contractor stuck to what he knew, and served up a satisfying reality check to one emotionally toxic and delusional choosing beggar. A job well done before it even started!
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Imgur user Garrisjr found this coloring book for his kid and was surprised to find that all the superheroes looked just a little bit off. It's less the Marvel universe and more like Marvlo or Mivvler or something. That said, Loki has never looked better. In another avengers related story, here's a guy who got crazy-level revenge on a stranger who spoiled Avengers for him.
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Sounds like HR needs to get involved ASAP. After this guy managed to get a woman's number that he works with, things escalated terribly quickly!
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We're not exactly experts in child rearing, but this story about a mom who refuses to use negative language around her kid kinda set off some alarms. Like, isn't replacing one word with another one kind of defeat the purpose of not having the first word? There is octopus way this strategy worked out. Check out some awesome twitter jokes about parenting here.
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@FabbihaAfrin was in the bathroom trying to collect herself when someone in the other stall was doing exactly the opposite. What you're witnessing is two simultaneous, yet very different kinds of bathroom breakdowns. Gotta say we've never seen someone's attempt to film themselves crying interrupted by such forceful pooping. Gotta love the exasperated eye roll.
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Best ending! What a ride. And if you really don't get that this is one hilarious joke, we can't help you.
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We seriously need to get behind the chicken conveyor belt idea! Bored Elon Musk is out here accomplishing great things in the daydreaming department.
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Always be on your guard, pure savagery can come from the most unlikely of places. Here's a mix of slams that people endured themselves, as well as some frank witticisms to unleash on any unsuspecting dullard. For more stuff like this, here are some sweet hot insults to throw around.
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Vegan lasagna is a hell of a way to describe salad. Is that really what it's come to? Even Stouffers doesn't want this vegan lasagna madness. Naturally, Twitter users were chomping at the bits to further roast this mess of greens into submission.
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