Perhaps it's their experience in the ice age, but these two dinosaurs know how to have a snowball fight.
Either that or two people in those weird, full-body T-Rex costumes know how to have a snowball fight: You wear those weird, full-body T-Rex costumes.
This video is everything the internet should be and more.
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You know, sometimes, roofs can be real jerks.
Case in point: This roof collapsed during an indoor hockey game. Come on, roof. Wait for halftime!
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No one wants to wash their car, except for babies. This is a fact that has been proven by science, or, at the very least, this YouTube video.
In the latest "How to DAD," the dad asks baby to clean his car, because babies love that kind of thing, and the baby does. Watch and learn.
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This posting for Trump's inauguration from Scottish newspaper Sunday Herald's TV critic Damien Love would be funny if it wasn't so terrifying.
Sunday Herald TV section (HT @moo67) http://pic.twitter.com/IxiAejr2Zz
— Alan Ferrier (@alanferrier) January 15, 2017
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Do you want to hear something really, really gross?
Then listen to this dude just squishing a beehive in his hands after going to town on the thing. No spray, no nothing. He just grabs the hive and crushes.
The man in video says that he was born in Trinidad and has been killing bees with his bear hands for the last 20 years. The video refers to slaughtering bees in this manner as "the Old Fashioned Way." This dude is not human.
However, someone, presumably named Chantell "denied that fact and this was a simple demonstration." You can hear the man call Chantell again and again whilst squishing the bees in between his friggin' hands.
Take a seat, Chantell.
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This amazing Twitter account has started "translating" all of Obama's tweets to match the style of Trumps.
We present to you: Immature Obama.
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Text books are no joke. Wait. My bad. Texts books are a joke.
They cost a fortune. Sometimes you can’t buy used copies. They seem to always be written by your professor.
The worst, probably, is this dude who paid $180 for a stack of papers that he also had to buy a three-ring binder for. Ouch.
$180 for a "text book" that came as a stack of paper I had to buy a three ring binder for. Economics lesson one: college is a scam from pics
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Gather round, kiddies, and hear these tales of toilet terror.
People on Twitter are sharing their stories of the times they dropped their phone in the toilet, and man, you’re gonna want to give them a minute to air out. Or at least drop it into ‘em into a bag of rice because that works, right?.
Check out these tweets from the worst day of each of their respective lives.
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Y'all keep hating when we win it! I'll remember that you all weren't BELIEVERS! #CowboysNation http://pic.twitter.com/x96G9yS3j2
— Jordan Garnett (@jordangarnett) December 6, 2016
Like diamonds, tattoos are forever. Unlike diamonds, you cannot take tattoos off.
Just ask Jordan Garnett, Dallas Cowboys super-fan, comedian, and the proud owner of a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl tattoo — even though the Cowboys won’t be going to the Super Bowl. As an act of faith, Garnett got this tattoo in December, predicting his beloved team would win the Super Bowl, despite the fact that neither Emmitt Smith or Troy Aikman play anymore.
Well, after yesterday’s loss to the Green Bay Packers, it looks like the Cowboys will not be going to the Super Bowl and Garnett will be setting a GoFundMe for tattoo removal.
Maybe these Twitter users can roast it off.
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The rent is too damn high, so this dude moved into a storage unit.
When this guy came back from a hike, he didn’t have an apartment, so after turning his car into one for a little while, he decided he needed a little more space.
He rented a 10x10x6 storage unit and fashioned it with a bed, entertainment system, running water, smart lights, and more. Not bad for $205 a month. He ended up staying there for two months, which has me rethinking my apartment. Who likes having houseguests anyway?
If you're a fan of those tiny house shows, then you have to check out this dude’s amazing storage unit apartment and his “camperized” Honda Civic.
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It ain't all sunshine and rainbows anymore folks, if it ever was for that matter. We're entrenched in tough and unpredictable times. At least we have these impressively detached individuals to turn to for hope.
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Yesterday morning, IHOP aka the International House of Pancakes, served up more than breakfast. They were serving up unsolicited political commentary.
Whoops!
IHOP has since gone on to say that it was hacked. Now it might seem weird for hackers group to crack into the breakfast restaurant’s Twitter to retweet someone random person, but hey that’s easier than saying their social media person forgot to sign out of their account.
After investigation, we have confirmed that our account was hacked this morning. We appreciate our fans bringing this to our attention.
— IHOP (@IHOP) January 15, 2017
Needless to say, people weren’t exactly buying it what IHOP was selling — unless we’re talking about the Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity breakfast, which people still buy.
Check out some of the best responses to IHOP’s twitter.
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The Big Apple has many disgusting, garbage-infested streets that have just been taken over by the rats, but this isn’t one of them.
On Saturday afternoon, Laura Ingraham, a right-wing radio host, tweeted this picture of the cleanest street in New York City:
Where she might’ve gone wrong was finding both and impossibly clean street and no homeless people. This like posting a picture of a hamburger with the caption “This hot dog looks good.”
In case you were wondering, Laura Ingraham is also the woman who infamously made these interesting gestures at Republican National Convention:
Laura Ingraham very clearly did a quarter turn to the left and did a Nazi Salute. #NotJoking #RNCinCLE #RNC2016 http://pic.twitter.com/tiaA8BpxKK
— JasonHavey (@JasonHavey) July 21, 2016
The internet wasn’t just going to let her get away with this, though. Check out some of the best parodies of Ingraham’s tweet.
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How do you roast a man that's already roasted himself?
On Ireland's Dancing with the Stars, Hughie Maughan (also from Big Brother), showed up with a fake tan that would make president-elects jealous.
According to a source speaking to The Irish Sun, the contestant had a “solid grasp of his bronzer,” a statement immediately betrayed by the sight of the man who looks like he fell asleep on the surface of the sun, somehow survived, and used his second chance at life to appear on Dancing with the Stars Ireland.
Twitter thanks him for it because despite already looking so roasted, Twitter decided he could still use another few minutes to cook.
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Red card!
Soccer is serious business, especially at the high school level, and especially when dads are involved.
Speaking of which, this video of two dads going at it at soccer match in Gran Canaria, Spain. This isn’t your typical soccer dad fight, though. This is a no-punches-pulled, closed fist fight, where one dad has his world rocked. It was two fathers of players on opposing teams, so you know this had to be worth teaching your kids such a valuable lesson about sportsmanship.
That must’ve been a fun a ride home. Well, at least for the one that didn’t end up in the hospital.
Dads.
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Ah, Great Americans Day, the inspiration for many songs, greeting cards, and holiday treats. Yup, it’s a day when we all celebrate great... Americans? Wait, what the hell is Great Americans Day?
*Looks at Calendar*
The third Monday of January is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, when we all give it a solid 24 to honor the memory of one of the Civil Rights Movement's most important leaders. What is going on here?
You’d have to ask the people of Biloxi, Mississippi, who, in the 1980s changed the name of “Martin Luther King Jr. Day” to “Great Americans Day.” Apparently, so they could also celebrate Americans, like Confederate General Robert E. Lee. Nice, guys.
Recognizing this as gross, disrespectful, and just plain terrible in every imaginable way, Twitter does what they do best and outraged. But it actually worked this time, as the Mayor of Biloxi reversed the city ordinance, reclaiming the third Monday for one great American: Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Check out the whole story below.
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Look, tech is great, but we need our hands free to do other things. That's why this kid just inspired all of us to make sure we only buy glass tables from now on.
Be like this kid and get more done, by freeing up your hands. With his hands free, he can do such things as sign international peace treaties, feed the poor, or just rest them on his stomach. The possibilities are endless as long as they don't require getting up.
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Ratings couldn't be any higher.
When ESPN cut back from commercial during a college football game last night, they caught broadcaster and former player Bill Walton going on about marijuana legalization, with others in the room cheering him on, saying “get ‘em, Bill.” As if to make this clip even better, he’s also dressed in a full Uncle Sam garb, asking Obama to free anyone who was arrested for marijuana-related crimes.It’s pretty awesome. Though, this isn’t the first time Bill Walton has let his pot politics known. He’s criticized marijuana laws on ESPN2 before, as well.
But I’ll tell you one guy who didn’t find it awesome or “cool.” This guy:
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