Tuesday, June 11, 2019

Octavia Spencer Shares Story About How She Met Keanu Reeves


Further proof that Keanu Reeves is the MAN. 

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10+ Times The Adult Side Of Tumblr Churned Up Comedy Gold


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If you're not following the Adult side of Tumblr on social media, you ain't doing it right. These guys regularly share comedy gold. We went ahead and threw together a list of some of our favorite stuff that they've shared more recently. Get ready to laugh your ass off. 

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HBO's Chernobyl Vs. Real Life (13 Images)


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It's no secret that HBO's Chernobyl has taken the world by storm. It's being hailed as the highest rated TV series of all time on IMDB. No small feat! This gallery compares the show's prominent characters and scenes to their real world counterparts. The results are equally as chilling. 

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27 Exhausted Parents Share the Dumbest Reason Their Toddler Threw a Tantrum


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Sometimes life is going just fine, you're minding your own business, then a bee decides to land on your hand for a second. You think, "oh holy crap this is totally unacceptable. I must let everyone know about the injustice that bee has done, landing on my hand for a second." So you wail as hard as you can for 3 hours, screaming at the top of your lungs, hitting your head against the wall, because of that awful, awful bee. Anyway, for more irrational tantrums, here are more the dumbest reasons kids had meltdowns.

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Woman On Twitter Shares Horrifying Details Of Her Airbnb


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Twitter user @ashleyfryer, shared the gritty details of her sketch Airbnb experience. It sounds like we've got a real-life house of horrors on our hands! Definitely has all the makings of a nice modern horror story. And the setting will just be different Airbnbs. 

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Uncle Gets Forced into Showing His Egocentric Brother's Kid Extreme Cartoon Violence


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That's kind of what uncles are for, right? When this guy wasn't paying attention to what his own kid was watching, and got a warning from the uncle, he said "just do it" and the rest is history. It's just a shame that the kids got the worst end of the stick here. Here's a link to Scientifically Accurate Barney by the way.

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Tumblr User Ranks Marvel Movies By If There Were Trains In Them


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This is the best Marvel review to hit the internet yet. All this Avengers:Endgame hype needed a breath of sweet comedic relief. Thank God for Tumblr. 

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Bridezilla Passive Aggressively Shouts Out "Few Friends Who Brought Gifts"


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This bride decided to ask the internet whether she was the asshole for calling her friends out for NOT bringing gifts/cards to her wedding reception. Her question's been met with a whole bunch of, "yes, you are in fact the asshole of this situation." The passive aggressive element definitely adds a layer of spiciness to this one too. 

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Woman's Ancient Gun Gets Roasted Back into the 1800s


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When people on facebook see something stupid, you can bet they're gonna call it out over and over again in every way they can think of. We're pretty sure this is becoming a thing, since a suspiciously similar situation happened when the internet roasted this guy's ridiculously old gun back into the last century.

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Entitled Gossipy Witch Ruins Romantic Relationship, Gets Her Own Miserable Life Ruined


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For those out there that don't have the time or energy to read through the whole saga, here's how I'd break it down: OP falls in love with a French teacher in a small town out in the middle of nowhere. Apparently rumors begin circulating that they were dating while he was still in school, which wasn't true. Thing is that he waited till after graduating. From there, they both get fired and start over in California where they raise a family. Years later OP hears about who started the rumors; his jealous druggie friend, Jerry. 

OP goes ahead and sends old videos of Jerry doing drugs back in the day, along with his family who occasionally partook. They too proceed to lose everything. A bit of a brutal revenge tale, if it's in fact true. Hard to tell when the writing and storyline is this developed. An enjoyable read either way though! 

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27 Dumb but Clever Jokes That Are Technically True


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Here are moments of people making stupid but very defensible points, literalism beyond rationality, and wonderful dad-level puns. It's all technically correct, but also kind of dumb, but also awesome at the same time. For more moments like these, here are more boldy dumb jokes that are technically correct.

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Most Patient Cop In The World Deals With Sovereign Citizen


Below average intelligence and false information are a LETHAL combination. This cop is a hero in the patience category. 

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10 Sloppy, Shameless, And Ridiculous Times Tinder Lived Down To Its Reputation


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Tinder is a cesspool of bold immaturity and shameless pickup lines. It's a Wild West of people trying out their very worst on unsuspecting "matches" that never saw the monster coming behind that hopeful right swipe. These 10 moments from the wild world of Tinder didn't fail to get a chuckle or two out of us. 

If you're looking for more Tinder gold we recommend you check out this collection of weird and awesome Tinder profiles that make a case for being single.

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20+ People Reveal The Black Markets Kids Ran When They Were In School


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These kids found ways to get a cash flow going while they were busy struggling through those soul-grinding obligations like showing up for class (every now and again). We wonder how things turned out for them. There's something to be said for the ingenuity of a busy student able to make and run a black market on the side. Takes some serious brains! 

Looking for more juicy AskReddit material on school drama. Check out this list of people describing their school's horrifying incidents!

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21 Pieces of Cool Graffiti That Reinvented Urban Environments


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Behold, what was once an obstructive pipe is now a saxophone! Here's public graffiti that either made a statement or just cleverly tried to make the best out of a less-than-pretty concrete landscape. For more art finding its way into everyday life, here are some brilliantly vandalized school textbooks.

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Dad with Incredible Reflexes Catches Loose Umbrella


This dude impressively stopped an out of control umbrella in its tracks moments before it would've slammed into his car window. Hell yeah. That little girl got it right.

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