Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Incompetent Manager Suspends Employee, Expects Them At Shift


It's a wonder that people like this are able to end up in the managerial positions that they are. This incompetent manager sounds like they were incapable of making one correct move. It's just one fail after another, and the whole time they're stirring up a fuss about the very problems that they are proactively causing. At least the malicious compliance aspect of this is on point. Check out another incompetent manager who forbid overtime and then had it backfire terribly

FA-18 "Super Hornet" Shatters Sound Barrier


You pretty much know when a video's made it when it somehow makes itself known in the infamous YouTube algorithm many, many years later. It's almost deeply unsettling at this point to see so many people congregated in one dense area on a beach. 

Video Shows How G-Force Affects Non-Professional F1 Driver


This guy is literally living on the edge. So much yikes. We're just wondering who is responsible for getting this guy's harness "all squared away." Geez. 

Parking Lot Karen Tries To Save Spot For Boyfriend, Lies To Cops


It's no wonder that this video from TikToker @dollarbaydj has gone viral. You get to witness a Karen in all of her terrible glory proceed to lie her face off to a cop about "being hit by a car", because she was trying to save her boyfriend a parking spot. The "Karen" in this video is already being hailed as the second coming of Danielle Bregoli. She might be even more absurd of a personality. 

Coworker Complains About Free Pizza, Petty Feast Ensues


Oh man, the look on that choosing beggar of a coworker's face must've been more delicious than any kind of Thanksgiving dinner. This guy addressed an unappreciative, office bully in just the kind of way that makes it deserving of a petty revenge medal. 

Wholesome Memes to Engage The Feels


Life can get us down for a multitude of reasons. It's complex, difficult and confusing. But it's not without it's good moments. Wholesome memes provide a little boost to serve as a reminder that there's still nice things about life. It can get rough out there, but wholesome memes can at least be a bright spot of sanity in a strange and confusing world.

Tumblr Tale Of The Massive Misunderstood Dude-Bro


It's worthwhile little Tumblr tales like this one that serve as an invaluable reminder to the rest of us to never judge a book by its cover. You just never know what might lie underneath the surface of an otherwise physically formidable dude-bro. Sometimes, they're actually just nice dudes that are proactively trying to break down the negative stereotypes that are assigned to them solely because of the fact that they're big dude-bros. 

Most Hilarious "Kid Logic" Moments


There's no denying the fact that kids can oftentimes just be plain old weird and dumb. Harsh, but inarguably true. Their brains seem to operate at a different frequency, and slowly, maybe surely, as they get older they fall back in line with the rest of the way the world thinks. Before that though, we all get to witness hilarious moments of completely, strikingly clueless "kid logic." 

Omega Karen Pesters Employee, Employee Wastes Karen's Time


People that mistreat other people working customer service jobs are the absolute worst. Working a customer service gig is already innately tough. You're regularly subjected to fiery tempers and entitlement. With that being said, sometimes the folks working the customer service gigs push back a bit. Take this dude for instance. They'd had it with entitled Omega Karen's antics, so they decided to waste some of Karen's precious time. 

Driver Reports Self For Courtesy, Ends Up With Hit-And-Run


What's the right thing to do when you hit a parked car in the middle of the night? Apparently leaving a note with your information and reporting the incident after leaving is one of those things that turns out to be illegal after the fact. Even with good intentions, this person was shown no leniency by a cop who suspected extra wrongdoing. That sucks, man. That sucks hard.

Bragging Mind Lords Who Believe They're Total Geniuses


It doesn't take a whole lot of effort to not be a bragging brain lord. It doesn't even take that much humility. All it takes is the ability to step back for a single second and realize that crazy self-involvement isn't a super good look. There's nothing wrong with being smart, but mistakenly believing you're a genius and polluting people's lives with your cringeworthy bragging doesn't even make you look smart. It makes you look like a narcissist.

Unsafe Maneuvers That Would Make OSHA Cringe


People are often given a choice to do things the convenient way or the right way. Sometimes the convenient way involves dudes using their bodies as counterweights while one guy dangles over a ledge on a rickety ladder. These OSHA-Unapproved moments of safety failure remind us that the spectacle of doing something the wrong way isn't exactly worth it. While safety failures of OSHA-defying boldness might get things done quick, they also make you rethink risking your life just so your boss doesn't have to pay you for an extra two hours of set-up.

Customer Thinks Electronic Payment Works By Putting Paper Checks In Computer


I mean, hey, technology can be more disorienting and generally perplexing for some folks more than others. In this case though, the confusion runs so deep, it's so profound, that it's almost wholesome. It's like how can you be "mad" at someone who legitimately thinks that the way to submit an electronic payment is through putting physical paper checks into their computer? It's impossible. Impossible to be mad at that. For some more gold from the tech support world, check out this lazy manager who got caught lying, and then the employe who ended up getting promoted in the process

Creepy And Mysterious Things People Saw at Sea


The sea is just too big for people not to have complicated feelings about, especially when it comes to things like the still on-patrol submarines of the U.S. Navy. There are tales of hallucinations, weird natural events, and rare sightings among the many creepy things people saw at sea. Maybe it's the isolation. Maybe it's the constant bobbing and omnipresent exhaustion of anyone working at sea. Whatever it is, weird stuff happens out there.

Hilarious Tweets About The Modern Day Seinfeld


"Seinfeld" has undoubtedly, inarguably, garnered a feverish following across the globe. So, what fun it surely is to imagine what the infamous television program would look like in these strange, modern day times. Basically, there's a whole lot that these recent years are giving a show like "Seinfeld" to work with. 

Twitter Thread: Fish At Restaurants Doesn't Always Line Up With The Labels


Sometimes, the internet pulls through to enlighten us on the things in life that we otherwise might miss the boat on. Like the fact that apparently all those delicious fishes at restaurants most certainly don't always line up with the labels. 

Pettiest Things People's Neighbors Did To Them


Moving into a new home can really end up being a roll of the dice. You very well might find yourself unfortunately closely located to a neighbor who went from being reasonable enough, to a full on catastrophe. We just ran a brief story about a rather nasty neighbor who continually troubled the cops with the pettiest of complaints, and then ended up losing half of his garden in the process. Hopefully these people's stories of their nightmare neighbors make you feel better about any scenarios you had to endure with unfriendly neighbors. 

"Not My Job" Moments of Unprofessional Blunderosity


Here be the land of upside down signs, ironic building decisions and incomplete projects. We've all had our own "not my job" moments that we felt could wait until Monday morning and then were completely forgotten by then. It's human to be lazy and make mistakes that could potentially damage property and people. You try not to, but hey man in these world of dubious professionalism, there are no guarantees.

Man's Backyard K'Nex Rollercoaster Is Absolute Insanity


So well, this is easily the most amazing K'nex rollercoaster that I've ever seen. Wonder if this guy played around with Legos when he was growing up. Could definitely watch this on loop for a while.