Thursday, September 5, 2019

Mad Lads Who Can't Be Contained (20 Images)


A collection of mad lads who overreact and flaunt their small egos on social media.

These mad lads are not messing around. You have no idea what they're capable of. They are here to run social media into the ground with the sheer force of their utter awesomeness. All we can do is watch. 

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Groom Brings Up His Bride's Nudes During Wedding Vows


Groom brings up his bride's nudes during their wedding vows.

This bride asked if she was in the wrong for still being a little salty about her husband "undressing" her during their wedding vows. Many folks in the comments are saying she's being a bit ridiculous, and should really just move on. 

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Guys Try And Fail To Show How Their Lock Works Against Intruders


Technically it's not their lock that's the problem. It's the existing deadbolt that's too strong. What you're watching is a man breaking down a door as if his entire career depends on it (because it does), while potential investors laugh. To get the job done, Alex eventually has to pull out his signature move. The flying kick.

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Timeless Tattoos (25 Images)


A collection of timeless tattoos that people likely regret getting in the first place.

These timeless tattoos might make anyone out there who regrets a particularly bad tattoo that they got, feel a little less worse about themselves. Sometimes, it just helps to know that there's always a bigger moron in the universe who got a dumber tattoo than you. 

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Yellowjackets Keep Harassing Guy At Lunch


This is how it starts. Tomorrow this little guy will return with a pack of friends, and before you know it...what was once a measly little crumb of a lunch, will end up being a swarm that confiscates the entire thing. 

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Stuff People Learned Embarrassingly Late In Life


Obvious things, facts, and common knowledge that people learned too late in their lives.

Sometimes what we think of as common knowledge isn't actually as common as we thought. Well, also people can be pretty dumb. In fact, there might be one or two of these that make you go "holy crap I'm a moron." If you still think Alaska is an island there's probably no hope for you but, what the hell, live and learn.

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Funny Lawyer's Free Legal Tips Shouldn't Even Need Saying


Free funny legal tips and fails from a lawyer on facebook.

These free legal tips shouldn't come as a surprise. Honestly, if these bits of advice are anything but funny to you, there's a decent chance you're gonna find yourself in jail for a dumb reason. Sure there are dumb laws that get enforced from time to time, but lawyers see tons of crazy and dumb stuff that no right-minded person should ever find themselves experiencing.

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Rancher Takes Revenge On Petty Neighbors With Pig Excrement


Rancher takes his revenge on petty neighbors who complained about property lines, by overwhelming them with pig excrement stench.

Never underestimate a rancher when it comes to pro revenge. This guy took a sweet and satisfying, and very impressively calculated revenge on some neighbors that were giving him trouble over some petty BS. It came down to property lines, and a mere 6 inches. Those 6 inches ended up costing them their peace of mind. Queue up the terrible stench of tons of pig excrement. They ended up moving out in response to the overwhelmingly horrible smell. 

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Twitter Shares The Things You Don't Tell Your Spouse


Twitter users tell the secrets they don't tell their spouses about.

Part of being in a long term relationship is knowing that there are some things that are better left unsaid. Married Life has a lot of ups and downs that inspire tweets and jokes, and heeding people's advice can prevent a future headache. So like, tell them everything they need to know of course, but don't get too creative with it.

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Males Who Got Sexually Harassed Share Their Experiences


Males share their experiences with getting harassed in an AskReddit thread.

Someone on AskReddit asked guys to share their experiences with sexual harassment. From getting dry humped in gym class by a bunch of self-proclaimed "straight bullies", to creepy cashiers purposely knocking stuff over for "the view"....these are just hard to stomach. Why do people have to be such monstrous perverts. 

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Crazy Possessive Bridezilla Photoshops Friend Out Of All Wedding Photos


Woman tells story of how her crazy friend photoshopped her out of her wedding photos.

Here's a saga spanning years, ending in a wonderfully, expensively petty decision. Like she says, this lady does sound like LOTS. We've seen epic bridezilla moments from wedding shop workers but this one is literally years in the making.

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Guy Loses Parents In Drunk Driving Accident, Uncle Takes Him In, Introduces Him To The Love Of His Life


Guy loses his parents in a drunk driving accident, moves in with his uncle, and gets introduced to the love of his life.

These wholesome pure feels pull on the heart strings. This guy's story starts in on when he lost his parents as a 10-year-old, to a nasty drunk driver. From there, he was taken in by his uncle, and grew up battling a terrible sadness. 

Fast forward to when he's 22-years-old, and still hasn't had a relationship with his girl, until his uncle takes him to a sandwich shop after he loses his job; and ends up meeting the love of his life in a chance encounter. His uncle plays quite the wingman, and even calls the girl on his behalf to get things in motion. This is one of those stories that you read nervously, with hope that nothing goes south, and amazingly...nothing does! 

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Scientology Stalker At The Front Door


Her responses sound like they were programmed, and give off the general vibe that she's a robot without any individualistic thought of her own. The jargon is generally incomprehensible. 

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Shamelessly Selfish People Who Have More Greed Than Sense


Greedy and selfish people who demand more than they deserve.

Selfishness comes in many flavors. Sometimes people get something for free like a ring or an apple watch and they deem it not good enough. Some people want something, like a car, but they'd prefer to have it for free, then throw a tantrum when they can't get it. You wouldn't believe it, but social media is packed with frustrating morons and shameless choosing beggars. They come in the form of complaints, attempted deals, demands and random conversations.

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The English Language Being Infuriatingly Confusing (39 Images)


A collection of confusing sentences and definitions that show how the English language makes no sense at times.

The English language is frustratingly confusing, and seems to make zero sense at times. The following list of definitions, sayings, terms, etc. serve as a solid testament to the fact. For such a widespread language, it has an uncanny knack for confusing the shit out of people. If you're looking for more language struggles, it's worth checking out the following times people utterly failed at their spelling attempts.

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People Share Their Most Frivolous First World Problems


People share their frivolous first world problems

If there's anything that helps drive home the fact that most of our lives are still pretty nice, it's the oodles of first world problems we endure from day to day. Whether it's having to use the worse wifi at your job, or having to manually open the lid to your faulty smart garbage can, these are the plights that make many of us grateful that these are actually things we think of as problems.

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