Friday, December 18, 2020

Rascal Pranks Neighbors After Snowstorm


Of all the pranks we've come across for when the city gets blanketed in a ton of snow, this one right here might be the most clever and devilish of them all. Just imagine what must've been going through their poor neighbor's head when they saw the scene of the (staged) crime. 

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Cracked Recreates "Dune" With $20, Hilarity Ensues


Our friends at Cracked are back it again with another brilliant installment in their ongoing video series. We're still getting over their last video where they remade "Tenet" with $20. Naturally, this one's comedy gold as well. 

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Karen Gets Lifted Out of Store


This guy kept asking her to leave, but for whatever reason she didn't want to go. Honestly this went way more smoothly than it could have. A higher level Karen would have fought and made things worse for everyone.

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Tumblr Post: Kids Don't Understand How Faces Work


This quick and funny Tumblr post does a splendid job at highlighting one of the many moments of confusion that can arise between kids and their parents. The reality is that kids are just plain old weird and dumb. But like, in a nice innocent way. They do the silliest things, but it's all part of the inevitable process of growing up and slowly learning how this wild world works. 

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Text - anexperimentallife Follow Brian Wecht O @bwecht Audrey (6yo): Daddy! Did you know that after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David? Me: Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes!!!

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Text - Me: That's not the same kid, honey. Audrey: *long pause* Maybe 3:51 PM · 11/6/20 Twitter for iPhone physticuffs Follow when i was three, i told my parents that my preschool classmate Molly had a new baby sister who was Chinese. my parents tried to explain to me that Molly's baby sister was Chinese because

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Text - Molly's parents were Chinese and Molly was, in fact, herself Chinese. i simply was not having any of it. Molly's baby sister might be Chinese and Molly's parents might even be Chinese (i couldn't tell because it's not like i ever looked at adults’ faces back then) but it didn't make sense for MOLLY to be Chinese because, like me, Molly was THREE. sandersstudies A family friend's kid came home from school when she was still pretty small and told her mom there

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Text - was a new kid at school who was “brown" and her mom is literally an Indian immigrant and she was like “honey you also are brown" and her kid was like “????????? no?" So sometimes small children do not know how appearances work. (Or, like the story above, race either) 11,286 notes

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History Memes to Become One with Time


Knowing some history isn't just a good way to place yourself in the context of your world, it's also a great way to get really specific references in the form of history memes. It's just good to have an idea of how things got to be how they are. How many reminders do you need that the Hapsburgs were inbred? Apparently a lot.

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Landmark - They don't know I'm about to blast off

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Line - European swords are the best!!! Noooo00o!!! The katana is the best!!! Spears. Yes.

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Blue - Route of the Macedonian troops guided by Alexander the Great Route of the jews during the exodus guided by Yahweh 11 years 40 years joyreactor.com

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Text - Victorian women: I'm hysterical I'm fine Victorian women after the invention of the vibrator: I am fucking hysterical

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Fictional character - My sister: when did the British go to war? Me: with who? My sister: France Me: Do you have the slightest idea how litle al arrons itdown?

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Text - Fun facts with squidward! Spongebob Squarepants has been running for 21 years or more than 5 times longer the Confederacy existed imgflip.com

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Text - when was happiness invented ALL IMAGES NEWS SHOPPING VIDEOS The psychological and philosophical pursuit of happiness began in China, India and Greece nearly 2,500 years ago China, India, and Greece 2,500 years ago: China, India, and Greece 2,501 years ago:

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Cheek - 8yo Italian boy: *can sing* Catholic Church:

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Sleeve - The Bible: Jesus was born in spring. The Early Church: Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way

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Head - D The Disinsider 'Pirates of the Caribbean' Reboot Moving Forward With A Female Lead 3 davs ago Am la jokerto you?

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Motor vehicle - A cool leader who led his people to glory 2922 His-fucking horrible successors

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Text - China during the 19th and 20th century u/karvina_42 China after some economic reforms in 1980s

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Yellow - Student:oh no i forgot the homework i need to do it quickly Mozart who wrote the overture to don Giovanni 2 hours before it's premiere:

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Poster - Mongols killing so many people the climate actually cools down Modern leaders trying to solve climate change made with mematic

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Fluid - 1950s Teenagers Elvis wiggling his hips

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Cheek - Egyptians in 3,000 BCE Meow bruh this MF is god I know y'all see it

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Organism - Hapsburgs when they see their cousins at the family reunion He is 3.5 metric tons of raw, sexual aggression.

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Facial hair - Die in no man's land Celebrate Christmas

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Animation - New Outdated Tactics Technology, WWI

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Plant - Dragons in European folklore: Dragons in Asian folklore:

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Nose - Me: Mom, am I beautiful? My mom: Like a prince! The Prince: 2 Ningueniga

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Tumblr Story: Plumber Accidentally Creates Metal Snake Ghost


Man, we can't imagine what must've been going through that poor roadside motel guest's head when they saw some kind of literal Lovecraftian monster appear in their bathroom. With that being said, it's nothing short of a hilarious picture. The poor plumber was just out there trying to do his job. Little did he know that he was going to traumatize an unsuspecting guest. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this story about an entitled boomer who learned that they couldn't handle a service job

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Text - lullabyforavirgin S iwasgoingtohellanyw... O Save catchymemes Follow O Malgayne 19h When my grandfather was young he owned a roadside motel, and my mother used to do work around the motel for the family. The building was old and they had bad pipes, so visits from the plumber were a fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had a clogged toilet after a guest checked out, so they called the plumber to come and clean it out. The plumber came in with his bag of gear and set to w

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Text - I don't know if you've ever seen a serious plumbing snake, but the big ones are a sight to behold. This isn't a little crank auger, it's a full-on electrical powered snake with a big motor on the back and a little grabby claw on the end. So he fires up the snake and sends the metal coil down into the pipes with the claw closed, figuring whatever's down there he'll just bump it a bit, push it down the pipes until it clears - but this doesn't happen either. Finally, in frustration, he twist

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Text - By now a couple of members of the staff have gathered in the room to try and figure out what the hell got flushed down the toilet that this giant machine couldn't remove. The motor is really straining - you know that sound an electric motor makes when it's working really hard? The whole machine is struggling to pull whatever this is back up through the pipes and into the room. Finally, after an extended wait, the object is slowly dragged, sopping wet, out of the toilet bowl - and it's a s

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Text - The staff is dumbfounded. They're trying to figure out how this could have happened. It would be weird enough if the guest had ripped the shower curtain down and flushed it down the toilet, but the shower curtain in the room is still there. It would be even weirder if the guest had brought their own shower curtain to the motel and tried to flush it down the toilet, but it's clearly one of their shower curtains. Did they try and steal the shower curtain, leave with it, then feel guilty and

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Text - The snake had missed the clog entirely. Rather than spiraling down into the plumbing where it was intended to go, it had wound its way into the central line, and then back up the pipes in the room next door. It spiraled its way up, out the toilet bowl, and then started flailing wildly around the next-door bathroom like a Lovecraftian nightmare made of steel, knocking things off of shelves and clattering furiously around the room. Then, while the hapless housekeeper watched in horror, a me

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Green - spottytonguedog Follow This is legit the best thing l've read all day. secretladyspider Follow Please read it, please A umbrellanumber5 Follow Not fandom related but the ending had me laughing actual tears bogcreature64 Follow best thing i've reblogged to date

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Funny Language Memes For All The Language Nerds


Languages are strange. Many times things can literally get lost in translation when you're trying to communicate with another human being who just doesn't speak the same language as yourself. These moments of miscommunication can ultimately make for some hilarious moments of fail. 

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Text - theaustinstollhaus When people go off about how English is the worst language, I just wanna point out a few things: - Our future tense requires only one word (looking at you, Spanish) - Words don't change meanings depending on tone (Cantonese) - We don't live in some bizarre Beauty And The Beast world where we give inanimate objects genders (romance languages, German) - Likewise, we don't have have two different words for "they" because we don't care whether "they" were male or female (Sp

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Text - When people ask me why they should learn a language instead of using google translate, I show them this: English- Spanish paper jam Mermelada de papel Open in Googe Trarstae Fooback VIVAlanga Vivalanga- Find Language Exchange Partners

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Cheek - When you confuse languages V = Tr -h 3 A = ar? Yovoy to Á go al cine C= 2 the cinema %3D V = tr*h 30° 459 60° tan (0) fsin xdx =-cosx +C 10 sin gx +C, COS Cosx ftgxdx=-Injensx|+ tan Yo go al cinema 2x Yo cinemos to al voy Intgc 30° arcta 145

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Property - Me: this question won't be on the test tomorrow The question:

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Face - Tupac Ustedpac Formal vs. Informal adam the.creator,

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Mode of transport - every year sitting in front of the DLPT after refresher Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

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Text - ARABVTCH @tvriqsdead nobody: arabic teachers with a marker: 8:21 AM 17 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone

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Soldier - When you're in public and hear a conversation in your target language

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Green - DUOLINGO 7:07 PM Hi! It's Duo. Looks like missed your korean lesson. You know what happens now. A EMERGENCY ALERTS 29m ago Emergency Alert BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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Text - Sophuckingoode @SophieRachael95 A German man just came into the pub and tried to ask for cutlery but ended up saying "I need some food weapons" and I will now be referring to them by nothing else

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Lip - Jon-Michael Poff @JMPoff literally every single letter in the word hors d'oeuvres I don't think I belong here. >

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Text - Literally no one: The DLAB: URUGUAY GUAY URU 券 URU URU GUAY GUAY UR UR UR GUAY GUAYGUAY RRRRRR URG AY

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Purple - gets the sample question wrong IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

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Text - ENGLISH: NINETEEN NINETY SEVEN. FRENCH: ENGLISH: PLEASE DON'T DO IT. FRENCH: THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED FOUR TWENTY TEN SEVEN.

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Text - someone: so you can read Russian? me: ШЭГГ УЭБ, ВЦТ ДСТЦДГГУ ИО

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Finger - you said I could go out in two weeks! I said inshallah

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Nose - lido fle,la, les der,das,die den,das,die dem,dem,der El,la,los,las The

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