It's a big dating pool out out there, absolutely sopping with mistakes, misadventure, and terrible puns and catastrophic typos. Tindernightmares collects funny, cringeworthy, rude, and gross conversations people find themselves in on Tinder. So keep your nose clean, or you might wind up famous.
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If this doesn't melt your icy heart and make it smile, I don't know what will. Watching this old dude play the piano for an 80-year-old elephant is some kind of magic. An awesome video that absolutely wins the internet for the day.
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Dude who hauls a bed out to the woods to show us how to shoot from a bed, gets my vote of strange appreciation for the absolute ridiculousness at play here. Also. CONFIRMED: SpongeBob PJs will improve your accuracy 7000%.
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Fox 8 News of Cleveland shared this mugshot to their Facebook page, and the comments section had a field day with the roasts. The guy's abnormally large head was teased in all the ways. This isn't the first time we've seen a comments section get fired up over a wacky mugshot. You might know what we're referencing...yes, Neck Guy. See here for that spicy series of roasts.
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Get your fill of selfish, gross and generally awful behavior that shines a puke-yellow light on your fellow man. Most people aren't like this, but it's hard not to feel bad about the world after seeing the sheer stinking trashiness that can be birthed from humanity. If you wanna see more, check these out.
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Sometimes an animator is left with a problem like "how do I make this character use chopsticks if their hand is a literal fingerless stump?" The pragmatic solutions they've found are goofy as hell, and the absurdness they bring are a hallmark of animation. And then the other half are like "oh yeah, that's kind of stupid."
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The 23andMe craze just found its biggest Fail yet. That being said, what this guy did wasn't wrong! It sounds like he had no way of knowing what he was about to crack open, in the way of a chaotic family drama. We hope things settle and work out as time moves on for this dude and his family.
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Looks like Messi is NOT a fan of reading books. Anyone else in touch with that emotion? Might want to try a new activity with this guy!
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There's ALWAYS a different way to measure time and space. In this case, a Tumblr post addresses the many different ways cultures from America, Europe, Australia, and China go about formulating their perspective on time and space. Tumblr users make sure to bring some solid points with them.
If you enjoyed this post, check out this Tumblr post where different cultures clash over the differences in grading scales. It all started with a Bart Simpson Fail.
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Flat Earth Society fired back at us on Twitter about a recent post we made concerning another one of their fails. That being said, this is the easy favorite of the Flat Earther fails. You know, the time they experimentally disproved themselves. Find that here. In this case, we find an unexpected Fail Blog hero, in Twitter user, @Flat_Sauce. My dude had our backs like nobody's business! And oh boy, did he take them to school.
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This might be the most wild conspiracy theory I've read yet. Flat Earthers, step aside! We've got a new favorite, and it is the madness that is this Sesame Street Conspiracy Theory.
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With all the anti-vaxxer morons running amok, this Imgur user shared a throwback story about a Whole Foods customer who had a terrible fear of lasers touching her food. That story inspired a quick Tumblr story about ANOTHER ridiculous Whole Foods customer, and how the team tasked with addressing their whiny request, managed to pull it off.
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A CNBC article has the internet angrier than usual today; maybe. The article suggests that a couple that makes $500K a year can actually have an average budget. Um, what we see in their expenses is anything but average. Apparently "little to no money" is having $36K lying around to throw into your 401K, WITH $7,300 left over.
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These porn stars are looking all kinds of similar to their celebrity counterparts. Some of these porn stars look so similar to the celebrities they're paired up with, that you are almost guaranteed to do a double take. Wonder if some of them got their big break in the porn industry, for that explicit purpose: looking like a celebrity, and all.
Check out 24 times people came to PornHub for things other than porn, here!
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A security camera captured what happened when four men were caught in some high winds, including their attempt to secure a wild umbrella. One guy jumps on and straight up Mary Poppinses right out of frame. They were fine, but damn.
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Sometimes a comment thread is actually fun. There's chill people making jokes and sharing interesting information. Everyone is just there for personal enjoyment. But then someone just has to ruin it by missing a few jokes, trying to correct everyone and claiming that they're a literal genius and that everyone else can suck a fat one. Just great.
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These cursed images are riddled with stomach-turning WTF. Whoever made spaghettio ice cubes is either some twisted kind of genius, or in dire need of help. Outside that unfortunate creation we have a bizarre collection of people doing unexplainably, crude, and outright uncomfortable sh*t.
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