Dude Wins $160K Poker Tourney Out Of 2K Entries From Parking Lot In His Car

Some people end up living down those moments where it feels like they're in the middle of an actual fairytale. Like this dude, and the fact that ended up pulling off a poker tourney victory from a parking lot, to sweet, golden tune of $160K. 

Self-Balancing Machines are Some Satisfying Engineering

Here are two machines, both capable of balancing themselves using the power of reaction wheels. First, it's kind of amazing that people do this every day without even thinking about it. Second, it's really amazing that someone figured out how to engineer self-balancing machines out of a few motors and strategically placed wheels. For some funny engineering, here's a dude who kicked up his video game rumble several notches.

Guy Breaks Chuck E. Cheese Ride

Is there anything more predictable than what happens when an adult straps themselves into a ride made for young children? Like, what did anyone expect? Watching that thing strain it's like you can hear it saying "please, I wasn't built for this, and we all know it." The only time that clock should be showing is "time to leave."

Chad And Minions Are Rude To Server, Poetic Justice Ensues

Man, it sounds like Chad and his pack of unruly minions were in dire need of a little wakeup call. They really ended up being their own worst enemies. We have no idea what kinds of awful forces compel customers to be so dang insensitive and rude to hard working employees that are just doing the best they can to make it through the day without any hiccups. 

Check out another instance of an entitled mom demanding to speak to a supervisor, and then getting put in her place very quickly. 

Tumblr Thread: Entitled Coworker Can't Handle Service Job

Some people are more sheltered from the grueling stresses of service jobs, than others. That being said, this coworker was in for a nice, humbling reality check. Check out some more totally random Tumblr treasures over here.

Toxic Boss Makes Employee's Life Miserable, Employee Calls Their Bluff

Man, let this employee's experience navigating the ins and outs of a job under the weight of a terribly toxic boss be a lesson to us all. If you see those bright red flags present at a company that you're considering working for, don't ignore them. Trust your gut instinct. At least this employee was able to serve up some satisfying malicious compliance when it was all said and done. For some more sweet malicious compliance, check out this shady dude who tried to use fake cash at store and ended up triggering a malicious compliance in the process. 

Landlord Tries To Sell Tenants' Equipment To Competitors, Fails Miserably

This landlord thought they'd get away with trying to sell their tenants' equipment to their competitors, but they ended up failing miserably. Good on the business for fighting back, managing to get rid of everything in seven days. There's just a strange kind of joy that comes from knowing that landlord must've been absolutely miserable. 

Life Pro Tips That Could Come In Handy

Many of us could've massively benefited from being provided some kind of lifelong instruction manual for all the speed bumps and unanticipated, disorienting hurdles that we encounter as human beings living on this strange planet. Some phases of life are certainly easier than others, but we could all use some extra life pro tips to stow away in our back pockets to make this whole life thing a little less difficult. 

Awful Customers Get Fired For Their Behavior

Nothing warms our hearts like a couple entitled customers with nasty attitudes getting reality checked. These ladies sound like they had a whole lot of growing up to do. Probably a solid move by their manager to fire them after hearing about their antics at the sushi bar. I imagine they'd have caused all kinds of other problems further on down the road. 

Parenting Memes For The Perpetually Stressed

Many of us aren't really even half decent at caring for ourselves, so when you throw a new human being in there, things get real wild real fast. Here are some dad memes that go father than ever before, as well as some extra proof that children are weird and dumb.  Don't look at memes too long, your kid might be sticking their head into a big jar of pretzels or something right now.

Entitled People and Their Obnoxious Demands

There's no limits to the incredible demands of entitled folks. It could be anything like demanding that their hairstylist not have tattoos, requesting that people pay for the privilege's of taking their garbage or offering "jobs" that pay about a dollar an hour. There are oh so many flavors of entitled people with their absurd audacity, and each one is more dirt-flavored than the rest.

Woman Doesn't Let Coworker Wear Engagement Ring, Coworker Gets Offended

Man, the coworker dramas will seemingly never end. You put some people together in a confined space, and you're almost guaranteed to have tensions arise at one point or another. Especially when you have entitled coworkers like the one in this story that show all the signs of having some serious boundary issues. 

Liars Getting Triumphantly Called On Their Ridiculous BS

It's a sad reality that the internet is full of people who will lie about the pettiest things imaginable. People will write fake reviews for restaurants they haven't visited, they'll post pictures of cars they say they own, and claim that they're war heroes. Luckily, there are also people out there who have the patience to call these people out, so there are tons of delusional liars who got outed in righteous fashion.

Woman Demands Instant Tech Support Service, Gets Denied, Gives Earful, Misses Flight

Man, there's something terribly fascinating about watching someone who stubbornly refuses to get out of their own way. Like they have some sort of subconscious vendetta to engineer their own demise. It can honestly be sad sometimes. In this case though, folks might be able to have a good laugh. You have an impatient lady come right out of the gate with a fiery temper and entitlement, and then ultimately end up missing her flight because she wouldn't just take a deep breath and be a reasonable human being. For some more absurdity from the tech support world check out the time a mom washed her kid's computer, and then a tech support catastrophe ensued. 

Twitter Thread: Triscuit's Name is Derived From "Electricity Biscuit"

It's one of those questions nobody was asking, but just ended up having an interesting answer anyway. Electricity Biscuit sounds more like euphemism for an 80's party drug than anything else, but @sageboggs explains the intriguing history surrounding the strange name of everyone's 5th favorite cracker.

28 Decent Reasons Not To Have Children

There's too much proof out there that kids are stupid and weird. Sure, they have a few legitimate reasons for their uncontrollable dumbness, like the fact that their brains aren't done developing. But that's not enough. These things will walk around like they own the place, getting their heads stuck in fences and spilling syrup everywhere. Kids are just weird and stupid people.

Dumbest Lies People Actually Believed

The world's unfortunately never been in short supply of deceptive liars that all try to pawn off their lies on unsuspecting victims. Sometimes, folks are lucky enough to have the wherewithal to catch the lies as they come across, and even call the liars out in the process. Other times though, people aren't so fortunate. It's a wonder that people actually fell for these lies in the first place. But oh well, you live and you learn. Check out some delusional liars that got outed in righteous fashion over here. 

Wife Locks Up Snacks, Family Drama Ensues

Man oh man, nothing like some snacks in the household to start up a whole family drama. It sounds like there was a bit of an issue present with a particular kid not being able to exercise some self control in the face of some tantalizing snacks. So, mom decided to lock those snacks up. Apparently this upset her husband quite a bit. Was she in the wrong, or was her move totally understandable?

Viggo Mortensen Learns Frodo's Small Scale Body Double Can't Swim

Man, one can only imagine the amount of panic that must've flooded Viggo Mortensen's psyche upon learning that a fellow actor who was in a boat, racing down a wild river didn't know how to swim. Wonder if the guy was just messing with him all along.