Sunday, February 9, 2020

Workers Respond after Boss Says They're Unqualified for their Job


Guys respond to boss telling they're unqualified by only doing the parts they're qualified for | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by grrodon2 No promotion less work, same pay work passenger boat company have 3 tasks while on board: secure boats embarking and disembarking, keep an eye out safety and order, and check tickets and issue fines few years ago company asked some senior staff temporarily switch ticket inspector high season, with promise move permanently within year.

Imagine being denied a promotion because you're deemed unqualified for a job you already do. Sometimes, when work is unfair enough, overworked employees can revolt by literally just doing their job description. When people apply themselves they can become lords of efficiency, opting to work smarter and not harder.

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Tagged: boss , manager , job , work , lol , pay , story , funny , win

Guy's Internal Monologue Discovery Ruins His Day


Guy's internal monologue discovery ends up ruining his day | tweet by Kyle KylePlantEmoji Fun fact: some people have an internal narrative and some don't As some people's thoughts are like sentences they "hear and some people just have abstract non-verbal thoughts, and have consciously verbalize them And most people aren't aware other type person. lay bed and think don't hear voice? Like, can say complete sentence brain and hear Delivered no just see words. think, can hear voice head? Like, can

This guy's seemingly innocent discovery about how our brains work when it comes to the "internal monologue" process ended up inspiring quite the ripple effect. People were shook. To learn that other people in the world are able to have an internal narrative, while others aren't, was too much for some folks to fathom. 

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Ricky Gervais Selflessly Trolls Oscars Over Narcissism


Ricky Gervais trolls the Oscars for its narcissism on Twitter by recommending his show.

Ricky Gervais just wants people to know they have options, options like checking out his show "After Life" instead of watching the "narcissistic plague" that encircles the Oscars. To make matters even better, people were asking Gervais what joke he'd open with tonight if he were hosting the Oscars. He was more than prepared to unleash that iconic razor sharp wit. 

Revisit the timeless classic that was his Golden Globes monologue from this year over here, while you're at it. 

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Pizza Delivery Employees Reveal Their Weirdest Customers


Pizza delivery guys share their weirdest experiences while at work | posted by impgrl369 Had someone answer door once with snake on his shoulders. Not like milk snake or garter but ball python. Probably about 6 feet long. As he closed door heard him say someone hadn't reacted at all lol. Sounded so disappointed.

People that have worked as pizza delivery employees are dishing out their strangest experiences while on the job. Whether it's opening the door to scantily-clothed lunatics, or being greeted by a dude with a literal ball python, you never know what kind of curveball that job might throw you. Working as a pizza delivery guy puts you on the frontline of navigating people's weirdest habits, to get them their damn pizza. Sounds like a fun job. 

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Actual Meanings Of Corporate Catchphrases


Corporate catchphrases get translated by people on Twitter | tweet by Briana McDougall @briana9 Replying delia_p Maybe not insufferable but absolutely love per my last email is code do even know f'ing read?

Twitter user @delia_p started a thread on what the actual meanings behind various corporate catchphrases are. The corporate world can inspire all kinds of deceptive lingo and forced written pleasantries between people that'd just as much rather never say anything to each other. The following can serve as a potentially helpful and hilariously relatable list of what some of those corporate catchphrases actually mean, next time you read one in an email. 

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Tumblr User Does Math To Calculate Cheapest Wings Deal


Tumblr user runs calculation on how to obtain the cheapest wings deal.

Now this is what math was made for. Yes, calculating how to go about getting the cheapest deal on wings is the best use of one's time. We just love it when people come together for stuff like this. 

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Tumblr Thread Explores Loophole Of Davy Jones' Curse


Tumblr thread pokes fun at Pirates of The Caribbean.

Leave it to Tumblr to rules-lawyer a curse. And we're not talking about a small curse here; we're talking about the infamous Davy Jones Curse from Pirates of the Caribbean. 

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German Guy Attempts Naming All 50 States, Hilarity Ensues


German guy tries to name all 50 states and hilarity ensues | Factoid Dollar Bin Diver team TBD @factoid_twitch Replying TSchmidtbsuer Everything is Biggerer Texas Two. washington? This also feds North Texas ohio Oreo wish? this wisconsin Dakota? Minnesota Wyoming Square Arizona Kansas? this is rave New Jersey, New Mexico AND new York cereal def ohio Nevada Kansas! west. this just Screams OHIO Alabama Mountain mama Virgin AAAAA take home OHIO where is Kansas? wist

Twitter user @haru_cchii, went viral over his attempt at identifying all 50 states on a map. People were quick to appreciate just how ridiculous the results ended up being. I mean, you can't beat "Texas 2." 

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Guy Leaves Girlfriend At Airport Cause Her Passport's Expired


Guy asks people on Reddit whether it was wrong for him to leave his immature girlfriend at the airport | Enter my gf 2 years she's uni grad with good job, but still lives at home with her parents. As clued on as she is about her professional field not exagerrating say she doesn't even know basic shit like post fucking letter. Whenever she's asked help with something she really is asking is someone take responsibility task couple examples last few months:

It sounds like this young woman has a whole lot of growing up to do. This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for leaving his girlfriend at the airport, after realizing her passport was expired. The context is everything here though. At the end of the day, things probably aren't going to work out if your partner refuses to stop acting like a child when it comes to taking responsibility for simple life tasks. 

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Choosing Beggar Wants Friend's Car For Date, Gets Rejected, Questions Friendship


Guy's buddy wants his car for a date, and they end up arguing about it | Hey bro, is cool if still borrow whip tonight? Yeah man just bring back by 10 time swinging thru

Ah, the good old choosing beggar strikes again with another ridiculous case of entitlement. This guy's biggest mistake was assuming that the car was going to be the dealbreaker when it came to getting lucky on his date. Naturally, that kind of twisted thinking resulted in one ridiculous and avoidable angry back-and-forth between friends, regarding being able to borrow a car. Hopefully they're able to salvage their friendship. 

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Most Random "Facts" People Know (20 Tweets)


Tweets from people talking about their favorite random facts | tweet by CK @la_natif Replying MsPackyetti Phenomena Doorway Effect forget reason enter different room retrieve reason, walk backwards w/o turning around can trigger memory.

Twitter user @MsPackyetti kickstarted a viral thread with people sharing their favorite random facts. Fun facts can serve as a very effective means to break the ice at the next stuffy social gathering, or just as a way to expand your mental horizons. Definitely had no idea that the act of "cheersing" mugs comes from medieval suspicions that people were trying not to get poisoned, and would thus reassure themselves by spilling their drinks into each other's. Wild stuff, man. 

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An Electric Organ Revenge That Was Years In The Making


Parent takes revenge on grandparents with an electric organ that they always said was broken | r/pettyrevenge posted by UseDaSchwartz Broken Electric Organ Growing up were over my grandparents house lot, they lived 5 minutes away. My grandmother had an electric organ. She played piano and some reason decided learn organ as well. She could play but not nearly as well as piano.

The longer the wait, the more satisfying the petty revenge. This one was years in the making. That being said, we can only imagine the look on the grandparents' faces when they heard that electric organ actually working. At least the kid was overjoyed. 

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Kim Kardashian Posts Pics Of House, Gets Roasted


Kim Kardashian posts pictures of her creepy house and gets roasted on Twitter | white house with no furniture and weird architecture tweet by zack @daly_zack Replying KimKardashian pls put some things ur house freaks out

Kim Kardashian shared some pictures of her house, and Twitter proceeded to have fun with it. She's really leaning into that whole minimalism trend, and some people decided to take it upon themselves to do some photoshop decorating. 

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Guy Loses Job, Gets Stranded On Island, And Gets Friend Deported


Guy loses his job, gets stranded on an island, and ends up getting his friend deported | r/tifu posted by jazzandboats TIFU by losing my job, getting stranded on an island, and getting my friend deported Oooooh boy this is big FU. Thave been working on cruise ship past 5 months live with, work with, eat with, and do everything else with same people every day months

It's like this guy was trying to check all the boxes for what constitutes a devastating fail. It's one thing if life throws you a sh*t-coated curveball and you end up losing your job. It's a whole another beast to find yourself stranded on an actual island. But to additionally somehow get your friend deported? That's straight up surreal nightmare territory. 

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Tagged: regrets , fired , FAIL , job , cringe , ridiculous , tifu

People Describe Movies Badly (30 Tweets)


Twitter users describe movies badly | tweet by Ryan Bartholomee @RyanBartholomee Replying jimmyfallon Snakes on Plane documentary about why emotional support snakes are bad idea #DescribeAMovieBadly

People on Twitter are doing their very best at describing movies badly. The resulting attempts are definitely entertaining. Turns out it's way more fun to describe movies badly. 

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