Saturday, March 21, 2020

Employee Watches Ex-Boss Fail Trial Shift


Employee quits job, works at rival company, ex-boss fails to get hired at company as well | Is there anything more satisfying than seeing an ex-boss fail trial shift? Some years ago worked company specialized Sushi and basic japanese food good job but difficult one made so by fact all chefs, managers, and most servers were pretty terrible at their job; but they had all known each other years and kept making excuses cover one another.

This employee had had enough of their manager's irritating antics. So, they up and quit the job and decided to work at a rival company. As it turns out, the very same ex-manager that drove them nuts, ended up coming to apply for a job at said rival company. From there, the fail ensued in glorious fashion. 

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Spelling Fails that Would Make the Dictionary Quit


funny mispelling fails and images | text messages texting think should be school had an orthodontist opponent Did win? Huh

When people don't know how to spell something, they tend to get very creative with their words. This has lead to quite a few spelling fails that made us question public schools. All we can say is these are pretty entertaining, so keep up the good work with those regrettable and dumb spelling fails.

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Tumblr Thread: Coronavirus Lockdown Ignites Pasta Debate In Italy


Tumblr thread on how Coronavirus lockdown in Italy ignited a debate about pasta | sedfierisentio most hilarious part italians' reaction coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type pasta except PENNE LISCE Someone explain please want knowwww aphony-cree Penne lische is smooth and doesn't hold sauce way penne rigate does grooves make more sauce adhere

With the Coronavirus sending various parts of the world's population into a full panic, there is some strange behavior afoot. Strange, or in this case, apparently it's to be expected. Yes, this Tumblr thread highlights how the Coronavirus lockdown in Italy, inspired people to clear the shelves of pasta, except for the penne lische. 

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The Rodney Dangerfield Shooting Stars Mashup We Didn't Know We Needed


For those unaware, the shooting stars meme features clips of people and things edited to look like they're falling through space and other situations, all to the tune "Shooting Stars" by Bag Raiders. In this case it's been applied to Rodney Dangerfield's iconic Triple Lindy scene from Back to School.

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Normally Packed Mall In Vegas Empty Due To Coronavirus


This normally packed mall in Fremont, Vegas is cleared out due to the Coronavirus pandemic. A powerful refection of the time we are living in. 

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Quarantine Hack: Twitter Thread On The Epic Totwaffle


An educational Twitter thread on the awesome tater tot waffle.

Ada Powers hooked it up with this amazing quarantine hack, amidst the Coronavirus. We're talking about an in-depth explanation on how to create the Totwaffle. It sounds like a pretty dang tasty dish, as well as a fun rare insult to try on someone, if the moment ever calls for it. 

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Dude's Cardboard Signs Speak The Truth


Guy holds up cardboard signs that provide commentary on society stands in public petty protests funny | Stop Poring Entire Concerts ate on story | Yes Netflix am still watching

This guy has taken it upon himself to deal out some cardboard sign wisdom to the masses. He's spewing some facts. Are the people ready for it. 

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Quarantine Moment: People Vent About Wanting Haircuts


People on Twitter bond over how badly they want haircuts.

Due to the Coronavirus barbershops and salons across the globe are shutting down. Makes sense. With that development, people are coming to the terms with the inevitable nature of their hair, and that it will grow, grow, and grow some more. And after all that growing, will come some new and unplanned hairstyles. 

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Tumblr User Shares Advice To Squash Laundry Industry


Tumblr post on how to not have to buy laundry detergent | Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped bottom barrel so hard they are now two feet down into topsoil tramampoline its so wild like this generation with no fucking money is learning prioritize essentials and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements these companies

This angry Tumblr user shared some helpful advice on how to challenge the laundry industry itself, after seeing yet another article targeting millennials for being clueless. It might actually end up inspiring people to make their own laundry supplies. 

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Tumblr User Writes Story About A Pirate Mermaid


Tumblr user imagines a beautiful story about a mermaid and her family of pirates.

Whoever wrote this was on to something. Seriously. This is beautiful. A baby mermaid born into a wild world that escapes all of her understanding, and ultimately taken in by a band of pirates who all undergo profound change within themselves, because of the mermaid baby. She teaches them about love, while she manages to tear it up on out on those seas. 

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Cowboy Museum's Head Of Security Takes Over Twitter, Gold Ensues


Tim takes over National Cowboy Museum's Twitter, and comedy gold ensues.

Tim is the real MVP of Twitter, folks. Yes, apparently Tim was elected to take over the National Cowboy Museum's Twitter account. He also works as their head of security. Right on. Tim's hashtag game is next level. 

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Employee Gets Fired, Goes After Boss's Money, Hotel, And Marriage


Employee gets fired, so they go after the boss's money, hotel, and marriage.

When this employee got fired from their job, they decided to take the kind of pro revenge that targets everything. Yes, they went after the boss's money, the hotel, and the marriage. Utter destruction ensued. 

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Entitled Stranger Reconnects after Years Cause He Needs a Tow


A Choosing Beggar from 3 years prior needs a tow truck because his car broke down | No. Thats too low. Its hardly used. They are $100 new 75 So much would be willing $50? Been trying find one my friend can do $65 Okay let talk her and see she says Alright Thanks | My car broke down and im just trying get home dont think asking someone tried low ball an xbox kinect 3 years ago is answer lol good luck don't think 3:19 AM Just saying Idk are looking here

We think that our run-ins with entitled strangers are one-off events. You'd have plenty reason to believe a guy who tried low-balling you for an Xbox Kinect in 2017 was just a passing stranger in the night. Lo and behold, we have the return of a complete stranger. This time he got an even colder shoulder. Seriously, these folks need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

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Twitter Users Share Their Quarantine Routines


People on Twitter share their preferred quarantine routines.

People are bonding over their "quarantine routines" on Twitter. What else are we going to do? Some of these may prove effective, while others may get a nice and satisfying laugh out of you. Waking up and staring at the phone as you ponder the infinite abyss of existence is always a fun hobby to pick up, in these times of self isolation. 

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Reasons People Stopped Being Vegan/Vegetarian


Stories of why vegans and vegetarians ate meat again | reddit posted by lovelymoth My aunt vegetarian health reasons day she got diagnosed with cancer she went n-Out.

Messing too much with your diet can prove to have some unintended consequences, and vegans and vegetarians who aren't careful about balancing their diet correctly can end up with some annoying problems that could be solved by eating meat. If anything, the topic of eating animal products gives us some interesting moments like this tumblr post that calls out vegans for not eating honey or this tumblr post that schooled people on plague and veganism. Here are people's reasons for returning to the meat.

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Pawn Shop Owners Share Best Reactions They've Seen


Pawn shop employees share their funniest interactions with customers.

Someone on AskReddit asked for pawn shop owners to describe the best reactions they've seen from people that tried to sell worthless stuff. People are prone toward losing their minds, when they find out that that possession they were trying to sell, is in fact worthless to the pawn shop owner. It can be a humbling process. 

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Twitter Thread: Students Discover Trap Door, Chaos In Tunnels Ensues


Twitter thread from a guy on what his school's incident was | tweet by Dean Lines @deanlines like 14 and few mates would "wag" French class and hide out soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on few weeks one day discovered trap door" beneath carpet tiled floor under drum kit course opened trap door spur moment @spur_of Omg gotta know ASKINcuuit 8h incident high

Twitter user @deanlines, shares a viral thread about the incident from his school that involved students discovering a trap door leading to an elaborate tunnel system. It sounds like the eventual heist failed, but the adventure itself was definitely worth writing about. 

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